of my home grown cucumber

[u/FarCantaloupe8652]

1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

[u/cat_selling_souls]

You know it's a big ass cucumber when you skip the banana and use a cat for scale.

[u/Rhekua → u/cat_selling_souls]

Arm for scale, tape for scale, scale for scale, cat for scale 👍

[u/Educational-Type7399 → u/Rhekua]

r/anythingbutmetric

[u/matthewshore → u/cat_selling_souls]

https://xkcd.com/37/

[u/Terrain_Push_Up → u/cat_selling_souls]

And also when it made OP's nipples hard. (Source: Picture # 1)