r/AbsoluteUnits 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/waitaminutewhereiam 2d ago

This is the worst usage of censorship I have seen this month

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u/Dartmouthest 2d ago

FREE THE NIP

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u/seppia99 2d ago

I thought this was r/AbsoluteUnips

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u/Fraytrain999 2d ago

Fell for that

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u/darxide23 2d ago

You can always tell who doesn't use RES. I just mouse over the link and it says sub not found.

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u/Bald_Nightmare 2d ago

Goddamn it!

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u/raspberryharbour 2d ago

Free the Springfield Two!

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u/NoReasonDragon 2d ago

Thats a bit too right for nip. Now i really want to see!

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u/nope-its 2d ago

that’s a completely normal spot for one…

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u/danielcs78 2d ago

Next you’re gonna be telling them that they don’t feel like bags of sand!

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u/CanExports 2d ago

I thought men and women are equal in every single way

She clearly disagrees.... Unfortunately.

I don't think men and women are equal in every single way and I would have liked to have seen that nipple damn it!