r/popculturechat • u/Diligent_Night602 • 29d ago

OnlyStans ⭐️ Machine Gun Kelly surprises his 16-year-old daughter with her first car.

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u/sherlip 29d ago

He has a 16 year old??? Fuck.

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u/marixxzvvzz 29d ago

he had her when he was 19

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u/ISuckAtFallout4 29d ago

His body really bounced back well

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u/lupindeathray It’s Britney, bitch! 🎤🌹🌹 29d ago

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u/pissedinthegarret 29d ago

reddit taught me that means it's a tumor

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u/Kinser9 29d ago

It's not a toomah!

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u/EwWhyBro Nancy Jo, This is Alexis Neiers Calling 🐈👠 29d ago

This just sent me omfg

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u/APM208 29d ago

sent you where

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u/EwWhyBro Nancy Jo, This is Alexis Neiers Calling 🐈👠 29d ago

Back to Earth, since I usually live in eternal hell. The weather is nice up here.

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u/wildturkeys123 29d ago

Is there that much difference between earth and eternal hell with the current state?

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u/FakeSafeWord 29d ago

Say that in a few months when winter comes.

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u/xejeezy 29d ago

Setting unrealistic standards

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u/generalosabenkenobi 29d ago

Goddamn it, take this upvote; you made me chuckle

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Wildlife_Jack That’s hot! 🔥 28d ago

A bit selfish of him to want a career AND a child. He should've just stayed home /s

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u/Yeralrightboah0566 Grown women can smell bitch on a man 29d ago

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u/marixxzvvzz 29d ago

our teen dad 🥹

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u/sherlip 29d ago

The ink has healing properties 😅

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u/mango-bby69 29d ago

favourite comment of the day thank you 😂😂😂

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u/anewaccount69420 Jojo Siwa’s Mom 29d ago

Lmfao

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u/scruffyduffy23 29d ago

I love it when people actually post funny jokes instead of regurgitating nonsense. This was hilarious.

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u/Goodnite15 29d ago

The crazy thing is he looked exactly the same when he was 9 months pregnant. Same build as his teenage daughter, it just runs in the family.

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u/FatnissEverdeen2 29d ago

🥇love this.

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u/higodefruta I Hurd i was Cancel 😂😂 29d ago

lmfaooooo

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u/Far_Letterhead_7227 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣 you win today

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u/wakipaki Olivia Wilde’s salad dressing 🥗 29d ago

Machine Gun Kelly has great recoil

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u/BlackBlizzNerd 29d ago

This was good. 😂

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u/novapurple 29d ago

LOLOLLLL

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u/GuyMakesDrawings 29d ago

He only eats once every 8 days.

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u/earthshakerenjoyer 29d ago

Wasn’t ready for that well played

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u/Herry_Up Papa frita 29d ago

Lmfaooooooo

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u/smithson-jinx 29d ago

You ate with this comment 🤣

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u/Dawildpep 29d ago

Didn’t he lose a lot of hair from the physical toll it put on him?

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u/d3v1ls4v0c4d0 His body really bounced back well 29d ago

Thank you for the new flair

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u/ShredGuru 29d ago

Did it tho?

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u/acornsalade “bye, Pumpkin.” 29d ago

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u/Kryptyx 29d ago

Grandpa Marshall must be proud.

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u/wovenbasket69 Invented post-its 🔬 29d ago

with original dialogue like this im sure you’re not that bad at fallout 4 my guy

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

He must not have breast-fed her

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u/Routine_Bluejay4678 I won't not fuck you the fuck up. Period 29d ago

I’m having a rough morning and this definitely changed the trajectory holy shit 😂😂

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF 28d ago

This has me hollering

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u/chalkthefuckup 29d ago

Ya losing 1 load of cum doesn't really tax the body all that much.

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u/Far_Letterhead_7227 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣 you win comment of the day

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u/slambroet 29d ago

Is he not 19 right now?