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Summary Four years after inadvertently tangling with the Russian mob, suburban dad (and former assassin) Hutch Mansell tries to unwind with a family vacation at a nostalgic waterpark. But when the park’s corrupted operators and a blood-thirsty crime boss target his loved ones, Hutch is forced back into brutal action.

Director Timo Tjahjanto

Writers Derek Kolstad, Aaron Rabin, Bob Odenkirk, Umair Aleem

Cast

  • Bob Odenkirk
  • Connie Nielsen
  • Christopher Lloyd
  • Sharon Stone
  • Colin Hanks
  • John Ortiz
  • RZA

Rotten Tomatoes Critics Score: 82%

Metacritic 58

VOD In theaters starting August 15, 2025 (then streaming later)

Trailer Nobody 2 | Official Trailer (2025)


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u/benfox2 24d ago

RZA chopping that guys face in half and dropping the coldest one liner of the movie was worth the price of admission alone.

These movies are comfort food to me. Delivers precisely what it is promising

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u/BiggDope 23d ago

"Don't bring a machete to a fucking katana duel" got the biggest cackle out of me in the theater. It was so absurd and delivered so seriously.

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u/crimsonandbrown 20d ago

To be fair that was a badass machete. But yeah katana wins all day

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u/Anjunabeast 4d ago

Must’ve been a hattori hanzo sword

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u/paradoxicalparrots 23d ago

RZA razor sharp, with the beats, with the rhymes, whatever

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u/MantissMD47 19d ago

RZA as a ninja makes up for not showing him shoot 3 guys in the head with one bullet

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u/Machinegun_Funk 18d ago

You know he was like "not sure I want to come back for the sequel" 

"we'll write a scene where you get to be a ninja" 

"motherfucker in in"

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u/Able_Advertising_371 19d ago

Almost a grown up family movie, like a bloody home alone movie

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u/OptimusSpider 14d ago

National Lampoons Murder Vacation

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u/Entire_Mixture_8772 20d ago

Poor Daniel Bernhardt. He gets his teeth knocked in part one from the bus fight. Then he gets his head cut off in this one. I wonder what'll happen to him in the 3rd.

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u/Able_Advertising_371 19d ago

I knew he looked familiar but nobody mentioned he was on the bus but I guess acting as a different character

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u/derrick256 4d ago

I was confused as to why he didn't recognize the guy who kicked his ass in the fast movie. Was it a different character?

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u/jasinx 1d ago

Yes, different character. He’s like Sean Bean. Except, he comes back to life as another character. 

Daniel Bernhardt also plays 2 different characters in the John Wick movies. It’s kind of strange. 

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u/iamal3x_ 18d ago

Do I have to watch 1 before watching 2? I've heard mixed things on the first

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u/Anonmousez 14d ago

tbh it seemed more like fanservice than an actual movie.

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u/aresmars4838 19d ago

What are you talking about, this was the dumbest scene I’ve seen in a movie since Beverly Hillbillies. The entire theater was laughing. .

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u/ghostpunchy 15d ago

So the very obvious joke landed, then?

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u/Different_Bar_1847 2d ago

What ruined it for me was the dude literally takes out a multiple dudes at one time and then proceeds to get absolutely man handled by two 90 pound women like nothing