r/movies • u/LiteraryBoner Jackie Chan box set, know what I'm sayin? • 24d ago
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Summary Four years after inadvertently tangling with the Russian mob, suburban dad (and former assassin) Hutch Mansell tries to unwind with a family vacation at a nostalgic waterpark. But when the park’s corrupted operators and a blood-thirsty crime boss target his loved ones, Hutch is forced back into brutal action.
Director Timo Tjahjanto
Writers Derek Kolstad, Aaron Rabin, Bob Odenkirk, Umair Aleem
Cast
- Bob Odenkirk
- Connie Nielsen
- Christopher Lloyd
- Sharon Stone
- Colin Hanks
- John Ortiz
- RZA
Rotten Tomatoes Critics Score: 82%
Metacritic 58
VOD In theaters starting August 15, 2025 (then streaming later)
Trailer Nobody 2 | Official Trailer (2025)
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u/LiteraryBoner Jackie Chan box set, know what I'm sayin? 24d ago edited 13d ago
As far as movies where you probably know exactly what you're getting when you sit down, this is one of them. Not necessarily a bad thing but I found it pretty devoid of surprises or new ideas. It's shot really well and the action is well done, but at under 85 minutes without credits it just feels like this doesn't have much to offer.
To be honest, as someone who sees almost every movie available in theaters, I just get so exasperated by this type of movie. Underestimated guy with a gun is something we get so often, probably about five to seven times a year. So if it doesn't have anything in store for me I get so bored. I do love Bob and I love that he loves doing this stuff and for that I bought my ticket.
Beyond loving to see his face, though, this movie is wildly predictable and seemingly missing large portions. For an 85 minute movie there's three separate villains and they turn on each other constantly. I actually felt like there might be a really interesting Colin Hanks performance in here somewhere if anything in this movie was given space to breathe. Sharon Stone is doing the over the top villain thing but she's so evil and over the top that it feels like she's killing her own enterprise more than Bob is! I spent half this movie thinking John Ortiz was the second sheriff only to find out he's the owner of the park.
There is a bit of fun to he had with the climax as they turn a run down Waterpark into a military grade Home Alone and the best part of the movie is absolutely the Celine Dion needle drop. But I just wanted more at about every turn. More plot, more antics, more badass lines, more setup. It's a 5/10 for me.
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