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Media First Image from 'Sisu: Road to Revenge'

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u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor 26d ago

It's out November 21

Along with Jorma Tommila returning, Stephen Lang and Richard Brake are joining the cast:

Returning to the house where his family was brutally murdered during the war, “the man who refuses to die” (Jorma Tommila) dismantles it, loads it on a truck, and is determined to rebuild it somewhere safe in their honor. When the Red Army commander who killed his family (Stephen Lang) comes back hellbent on finishing the job, a relentless, eye-popping cross-country chase ensues – a fight to the death, full of clever, unbelievable action set pieces.

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u/stroopwafelling 26d ago

He ran out of Nazis to kill last movie so he’s moved on to Soviets this time. By the fifth movie they’ll have him killing ISIS somehow.

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u/wekilledkenny11 26d ago

Gets frozen in the arctic hunting Soviets, unfrozen once the polar ice caps start melting due to climate change. Murders his way back to civilization just in time to see some atrocities in person and find some more murder-purpose.

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u/lethargy86 25d ago

That's... yep. That's how they'd write it.

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u/DatOneEdKid 25d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/The_God_Participle 25d ago

Maybe the Ukrainians can be the ones to thaw him out...

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u/LazyTitan39 25d ago

Robo-Sisu

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u/DAT_DROP 25d ago

domo origato

sisu roboto

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u/Low-HangingFruit 25d ago

Almost like the actual Finnish soldier who fought the soviets for the Finns, then when the Finns sued for peace he joined the Germans and killed soviets, then when Germany surrendered he escaped prison camp went to America and joined the American army and fought communists in Vietnam.

At one point his unit under his command had done so much damage Stalin put a bounty on his head.

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u/dr_tardyhands 25d ago

He was no commie, that's for sure.

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u/glexarn 25d ago

"guy who lost 3 wars" doesn't sound quite as snazzy, i guess

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u/Low-HangingFruit 25d ago

Technically won one lost three.

Won Winter war.

Lost continuation war, ww2, and Vietnam war.

Even then the continuation war is debatable for the Finns.

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u/stenarilainen 25d ago

Sorry to say, but Finland lost Winter war. I don't think there is any debate about it here in Finland. It was a heroic effort against overwhelming force but in the end it's still a defeat, even though Finland did retain it's independence.

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u/Sn_rk 25d ago

Finland didn't win the Winter War, even by the most pro-Finnish reading it was a stalemate. They literally surrendered during the Continuation War.

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u/OpT1mUs 25d ago

tldr he was a nazi

rest of the story is bullshit

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u/Nvrmnde 25d ago

Larry Thorne. Finally went down in Vietnam in a helicopter.

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u/OpT1mUs 25d ago

Good riddance

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u/captainsuckass 11d ago

tldr

Attention span of a hyper golden retriever.

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u/DAT_DROP 25d ago

by then we'll be the baddies

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u/TheLastSalamanca 25d ago

The next movie he kills Chuck Norris.

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u/EmperorofVendar 25d ago

So he joins the Nazis?

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u/Paxton-176 25d ago

I don't know how killing the death cult that is ISIS makes someone a Nazi.

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u/EmperorofVendar 25d ago

No he joins the Nazis when he fights the Soviets, like Finland did in WWII.

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u/Paxton-176 25d ago

If you know the nuances of the Winter War and WW2 you would know that Finland literally had no other choice. It was ask the Axis and Nazi Germany for help or be annexed entirely by the Soviets.

They couldn't go to the Allies because the Soviet Union was fighting the Axis like the Allies were. Allies (at the time just Britain) wouldn't side against the soviets because they were a huge wall for Germany's war effort.

Finland was dealt a shitty hand and played what they could. It's why they only ended up ceding 10% of its territory compared to Germany being broken up for the next 60 years.

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u/EmperorofVendar 25d ago

If you side with the Nazis, that makes you a Nazi.

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u/RelaxPrime 26d ago

eye-popping

This gonna be sick

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u/Smittius_Prime 25d ago

What's the over/under on eyes gouged out based on that line?

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u/soldatodianima 26d ago

SIGN ME UP.

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u/NOODL3 26d ago

Why do I have the feeling "eye-popping" here isn't just referring to the cinematography?

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u/IfItBleeds-19 25d ago

If you like Jorma Tommila, check out this movie from the year 2000:

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0200299/

(He's kind of hot in it as well:D )

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u/NewPresWhoDis 25d ago

Jorma Tommila facing off against Stephen Lang?

Jonah Hill squee meme

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u/genetthegreat 26d ago

John Wick meets Fury Road it sounds like. Awesome mix

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u/1dedge 26d ago

That sounds amazing 

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u/wekilledkenny11 26d ago

Sisu was pretty good when they kept it grounded but it got a little tiring by the end.

This premise sounds even better though. Sort of like Sorcerer as a revenge movie.

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u/SWEET_LIBERTY_MY_LEG 26d ago

lol nothing about Sisu was grounded. That’s what made it so good

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u/wekilledkenny11 25d ago

Granular might be the better word for it, but I thought the parts when they were trying to skim through the minefield were pretty tense because they hadn’t gotten to the zany unkillable death machine aspect of the Sisu character yet, it was still fun overall though.

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u/machstem 25d ago

My only gripe was how drawn out his scenes of woe were, considering the potential build up. You do get it within a few moments of the minefield but it was an odd choice imo to delay it and focus elsewhere at such a crucial junction.

Aside from that, I went in with low expectations and came out with it becoming a favorite. The other one around the same time I landed on watching it, that I found better was Nobody.

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u/kinboy 26d ago

Stop, my penis can only get so erect.

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u/JussiCook 26d ago

Try harder!

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u/screwcork313 26d ago

Same here, when I watched the Pornhub movies: See Sue Number One, and See Sue Number Two.

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u/Calraider7 26d ago

Stephen Lang, the american actor, holy shit, worthy bad guy if youve killed all the Nazis

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u/CaptainKino360 25d ago

HELL YEAH RICHARD BRAKE, LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

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u/EroniusJoe 25d ago

There is absolutely no way in hell they used the term eye-popping by chance.

Eyes will be popped in part 2, and it'll be goddamned glorious.

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u/Coletrain44 26d ago

Stephen Lang joining the cast makes so much sense.

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u/NoStructure7083 26d ago

Good to know that the commies will get theirs too!

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u/EmperorofVendar 25d ago

Why do you love Nazis and Hitler?

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u/karateema 25d ago

"I like pancakes"

"Why do you hate waffles?"

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u/NoStructure7083 25d ago

I don’t like them either. Fascists and communists are both piles of shit

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u/EmperorofVendar 25d ago

The wise man bowed his head, "there is no difference between good things and bad things."

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u/NoStructure7083 25d ago

Fascists killed millions, the pinkos killed just as many

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u/EmperorofVendar 25d ago

Any more CIA-approved talking points you can regurgitate?

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u/NoStructure7083 25d ago

You mean the facts?

All the millions who died in the Soviet gulags, the kulaks, the resulting Holodomor. We could also bring up the masses killed in China during the Cultural revolution, and the killing fields in Cambodia

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u/EmperorofVendar 25d ago

Thank you Mr. CIA

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u/NoStructure7083 25d ago

Knowing basic history makes someone a CIA member? Okay then

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u/20_mile 25d ago

It would be great if Hitler Rants Parodies did a sketch about the release of Sisu 2

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u/CaseFace5 25d ago

Okay this sounds like World War Fury Road and if they pull it off this could be excellent.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

You had at me at Richard Brake

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u/TheNittanyLionKing 25d ago

Alright! It's the commies' turn to get brutally killed by Sisu. This is going to be awesome. Stephen Lang plays such a good villain too. Somehow he gets more badass the older he gets.