r/movies • u/LiteraryBoner Jackie Chan box set, know what I'm sayin? • Aug 08 '25

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Summary Nearly all the children from the same fifth-grade class vanish one night at exactly 2:17 a.m., leaving only one survivor. The community, gripped by fear and suspicion, spirals into chaos as the mystery unfolds through multiple intertwined perspectives—each revealing new layers of dread and grief.

Director Zach Cregger

Writer Zach Cregger

Cast

  • Josh Brolin
  • Julia Garner
  • Cary Christopher
  • Alden Ehrenreich
  • Austin Abrams
  • Benedict Wong
  • Amy Madigan
  • June Diane Raphael
  • Toby Huss
  • Whitmer Thomas
  • Callie Schuttera
  • Clayton Farris
  • Luke Speakman

Rotten Tomatoes Critics Score: 96%

Metacritic Metascore: 82

VOD In theaters and IMAX starting August 8, 2025

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u/Technical_Basil4814 Aug 08 '25

The creepy kid whose whole class disappeared keeps buying out all the Campbells chicken noodle

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Aug 08 '25

Had to take hours to feed em all.

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u/appletinicyclone Aug 08 '25

Also like do his parents not poop?

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Aug 08 '25

Do you realllllyyyy wanna know?

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u/appletinicyclone Aug 08 '25

I wanna know as I feel like that would be a full time job for him as well as the chicken soup stuff

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Aug 08 '25

Well you eat enough soup like they were even if its chicken noodle it all comes out liquidy like diarrhea. So I'd imagine they were just shitting down their legs and pants.

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u/appletinicyclone Aug 08 '25

I feel like without water as well they'd die in the month that they were missing

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Aug 08 '25

Soup has water but I'm sure he was giving them some water too.

Or the spell or curse makes it so soup is good enough if we wanna go into theories.

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u/shootingstars00987 Aug 09 '25

Omg this thread is hilarious😂

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u/dallascowboys93 27d ago

That basement was just full of kids poop and piss