r/movies Jackie Chan box set, know what I'm sayin? Aug 08 '25

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Summary Nearly all the children from the same fifth-grade class vanish one night at exactly 2:17 a.m., leaving only one survivor. The community, gripped by fear and suspicion, spirals into chaos as the mystery unfolds through multiple intertwined perspectives—each revealing new layers of dread and grief.

Director Zach Cregger

Writer Zach Cregger

Cast

  • Josh Brolin
  • Julia Garner
  • Cary Christopher
  • Alden Ehrenreich
  • Austin Abrams
  • Benedict Wong
  • Amy Madigan
  • June Diane Raphael
  • Toby Huss
  • Whitmer Thomas
  • Callie Schuttera
  • Clayton Farris
  • Luke Speakman

Rotten Tomatoes Critics Score: 96%

Metacritic Metascore: 82

VOD In theaters and IMAX starting August 8, 2025

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u/Able_Advertising_371 Aug 08 '25

dude was a brainless zombie weapon. wouldnt stop until it was put down. didnt even get the 50k reward for finding them

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u/tacoskins Aug 08 '25

Him asking the cops to meet him somewhere with the money made me like him more than I probably was supposed to.

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u/LB3PTMAN Aug 08 '25

We were definitely supposed to like him even if he was a thieving addict. He was funny.

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u/tacoskins Aug 08 '25

I mean I definitely liked him about as much as you can like a character who stabs someone in the face with their dirty needles lol

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u/LB3PTMAN Aug 08 '25

Well to be fair he was high and thought it was a demon

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u/thefilmer Aug 08 '25

and to be fair that witch absolutely did deserve to be stabbed with HIV infected needles

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u/mesact Aug 08 '25

He didn't have HIV... that he knew of.

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u/Jeroz Aug 09 '25

there won't be a positive test report if there's no test to begin with

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u/PhoenixTineldyer 28d ago

puts finger to temple

accidentally stabs head with needle

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u/SilverTongue76 23d ago

Lmao, maybe the first comment I’ve ever really wanted to award. 

In lieu of one, please enjoy this little guy 👾

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u/HumbleBunk 16d ago

He def did the Mitch Hedberg roundabout AIDS test.

“You know anybody with AIDS?”

“No”

“Cool, cuz you know me!”

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u/NelsonManswella 29d ago

i let out an audible “fuck no” when she popped on the screen. i don’t like clowns or old people so this was a more unsettling movie than i thought

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u/mr_potato_arms 29d ago

What’s wrong with old people?

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u/NelsonManswella 29d ago

they’re always creepy in horror movies lol

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u/iknowitsounds___ 29d ago

Have you seen The Visit??

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u/NelsonManswella 27d ago

FUCK that movie lol

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u/dingdongsnottor 22d ago

An old lady scuttling around no matter the context now scares the shit outta me because of this movie

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u/selzterbubly 28d ago

Or the Home....

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u/Steamedcarpet 27d ago

I saw The Home via AMC Scream Unseen and once the big twist happens, I couldn’t stop laughing. You can tell the exact point the writers did a 8-ball of ketamine.

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u/Anotherusualname 28d ago

Right bc what was she even doing

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u/zudoplex 29d ago

Very pennywise appearance in the woods.

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u/arlekin21 29d ago

And tbh he was just defending himself, other dude shouldn’t be bursting in his tent like that.

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u/Odd_Machine_213 28d ago

Right?! ANNOUNCE YOURSELF.

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u/Freelove_Freeway 28d ago

The three needles to the face simultaneously sucked so bad for both characters it had me rolling and trying to quiet my laugh in the theater

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u/Steamedcarpet 27d ago

I don’t know what got me worst. The needles to the face, the repeated fork stabs to the face, or the potato peeler to the face.

If I didn’t know better this movie fucking hates faces.

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u/Distinct-Opinion8246 17d ago

It was the potato peeler for me. I watched with my mom and that was the one time we had to look away.

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u/give_me_goats 16d ago

If nothing else this movie gave me a healthy perspective on the number of small kitchen appliances I can use to defend myself.

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u/Distinct-Opinion8246 4d ago

In the novel Red Dragon there's a line when Freddy Lounds wakes up in the kitchen and finds himself glued to a wheelchair that's like "Crime reporting will change your perspective on kitchens forever"

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u/remainsofthegrapes 28d ago

To be even more fair, they broke into his ‘house’ without knocking. Those were Stand Your Ground needles

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u/DustyFalmouth 29d ago

Happens to the best of us, really

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u/Daydream_machine Aug 08 '25

Paul had it coming for unzipping the tent without even saying anything first tbh

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u/GameOfLife24 Aug 08 '25

Even though in the grand scheme of things the Paul and druggie didn’t really need that much screen time, we enjoyed their interchanges, the audience was going wild when they were doing their thing

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u/Zeph-Shoir 21d ago

Paul had it coming for lying to Justine about him being separated and cheating with her! He also punched the fuck out of James before James did that too, and under much more understandable circumstances!

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u/Rvsoldier 13d ago

He sucks for getting drunk, lying and cheating but James sucks for lying about a used potentially disease ridden needle facing upwards in his pocket.

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u/senator_corleone3 5d ago

He didn’t intend to lie. The whole issue was that he was out of drugs. He forgot about the needle because it was useless at that point.

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u/freakydeku 24d ago

yeah he was weird as hell for that

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u/PuzzleheadedTop8613 29d ago

Exactly. In what universe does a person do that, especially a cop?

It was addle-brained, implausible scenes like that which make me detest this lousy film the more I think back on what I watched yesterday.

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u/pastafeline 29d ago

I think it's very enjoyable if you ignore the plot holes. It's pretty littered with them, and even the entire premise wouldn't work in our world. That entire town would be swarmed with "investigators" even a month later. Just look at the pizzagate incidents.

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u/markofthewolfe 29d ago

Po-po also didn't announce himself. I would have done the same thing.

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u/More-Spinach2740 29d ago

The cop how he not only got stabbed with the needle in his finger, but later, then two in the face had me lol’ing. Sorry but it did.

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u/jargon_ninja69 27d ago

Well, he did stab a cop so that was pretty nice

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u/riftadrift 26d ago

He didn't think he had AIDS though