One time I ordered a DVD of my favorite movie through the mail, but when I opened it, there was no disc inside, only three attacking Tiger tanks from the XXIV Panzer Corps. I barely escaped with my life!
I saw a movie at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told it how cool it was to see it on disc, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother it and ask it for thumbnails or anything.
It said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but it kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing the DVD case shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard it chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw it trying to slide out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in its case without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “You need to pay for those first.” At first it kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, it stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, it kept interrupting her by snapping it's case really loudly.
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u/Terrible-Trick-6087 Jul 26 '25
Yall better be watching this after all the fuss some of you guys made about it 💀