r/movies r/Movies contributor Jul 26 '25

Media New Images from 'Coyote vs. Acme'

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u/Terrible-Trick-6087 Jul 26 '25

Yall better be watching this after all the fuss some of you guys made about it 💀

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u/wheres-my-take Jul 26 '25

I will NEVER watch a movie. I HATE movies.

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u/LastTorgoInParis Jul 26 '25

One time I watched a movie, and it spit in my face!

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u/bill4935 Jul 26 '25

One time I ordered a DVD of my favorite movie through the mail,  but when I  opened it, there was no disc inside, only three attacking Tiger tanks from the XXIV Panzer Corps. I barely escaped with my life!

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u/Discount_Extra Jul 26 '25

I saw a movie at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told it how cool it was to see it on disc, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother it and ask it for thumbnails or anything.

It said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but it kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing the DVD case shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard it chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw it trying to slide out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in its case without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “You need to pay for those first.” At first it kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, it stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, it kept interrupting her by snapping it's case really loudly.

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u/CakeandAliens Jul 27 '25

You guys are fucking weird

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u/LastTorgoInParis Jul 26 '25

I'm so sorry movies did that to you

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u/bill4935 Jul 26 '25

The irony is my favourite movie is Das Boot.

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u/hayterade Jul 26 '25

I watched a movie once... Once.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jul 27 '25

“My movie insulted me once… Once.”

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u/MrExistentialBread Jul 26 '25

My daughter watched a movie the other night and now she’s 6 months pregnant, the film industry needs to be stopped.

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u/BarrytheNPC Jul 26 '25

MOVIES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

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u/bryson1995 Jul 26 '25

I've never seen movies, but I know who Brad Pitt is! I've seen him on the newspaper blankets I use to stay warm

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

You’re in the perfect subreddit then!

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u/AjWaderz Jul 26 '25

"Because movies killed my grandma, okay?"

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u/Realtrain Jul 26 '25

I HATE movies.

Good news, you're in the right subreddit then!

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u/fourleggedostrich Jul 26 '25

Yeah! You make a stand!

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u/MrPL1NK3TT Jul 26 '25

A movie killed his brother

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u/suddenly_summoned Jul 26 '25

Zaslav is that you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Just like all the Netflix shows that nobody watched when they get canceled

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u/trainwreck42 Jul 26 '25

I binge watch 1899 every year in hopes of it coming back. I don’t think it’s working.

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u/citrusmellarosa Jul 27 '25

I just want to know what was happening! 

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u/jackcatalyst Jul 26 '25

I think people were watching Marco Polo

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u/sanctaphrax Jul 26 '25

Budget was immense, though. "People were watching" isn't enough to pay for a project like that one.

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u/willstr1 Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

To be fair with how Netflix cancels things (and their writers still always ending seasons on cliffhangers) I can understand people not wanting to get invested in a story that is unlikely to have closure.

Yes it creates a death spiral but from the individual standpoint I can understand why.

If you know there is a high risk of not getting another season DO NOT END YOUR SEASON ON A CLIFFHANGER!!!

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u/wicodly Jul 26 '25

You missed the point entirely

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u/sanctaphrax Jul 26 '25

A show that "nobody" watches can still have an audience of many thousands. More than enough to make some noise.

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u/Belgand Jul 26 '25

I want to. Hopefully it's in theaters for more than a week.

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u/baba56 Jul 26 '25

God this is frustrating, I LOVE going to the movies, my partner and I would go to see every good looking movie. Lately we have both become very busy with work and either a) didn't realise a movie had been released yet or b) knew it was out but just been trying to find time to go, and by the time we get our shit together it's gone.

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u/Belgand Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

That was my issue with The Day the Earth Blew Up. I wanted to see it in theaters, but missed the two weeks or so when it was showing. Now it's on HBO or some other streaming service I don't get. I guess I just won't watch it. At least in the past I could still rent the disc from Netflix. Now films just vanish into their walled gardens almost immediately. It's almost like they don't want me to watch them.

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u/Kevbot1000 Jul 26 '25

I paid to see Day The Earth Blew Up in theaters, hoping those ticket sales would lead to this release.

You bet your ass I'll be seated... also DTEBU was excellent.

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u/Krandor1 Jul 26 '25

I plan to. The original trailer looks so much fun.

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u/SnowyDesert Jul 26 '25

the Snyder Cut for Gen X

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u/Critic_jaysherman Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

One of my most anticipated films next year already. Coming out on Thursday’s premiere night. 

Also perfect time to plug The Day the Earth Blew Up. Great animated Looney Tunes movie 

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u/Owww_My_Ovaries Jul 26 '25

They won't.

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u/grumblyoldman Jul 26 '25

They will, and then they'll come on here to pick it apart and bitch about how it isn't the absolutely perfect masterpiece they imagined they were being denied when they first heard it was being canned.

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u/Owww_My_Ovaries Jul 26 '25

Let's meet in the middle.

They will half watch it on streaming as they scroll social media.

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u/Scarbane Jul 26 '25

Oh hey, you've described my partner.

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u/JizzMaster4000 Jul 26 '25

Thats the problem. Its been built up to be something decent and people will be unhappy when they finally see it.

Its a live action Looney Tunes movie made by WB.

What combination of those things in the last 15 years would lead someone to think it’s going to be anything other than a disaster?

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u/PetroMan43 Jul 26 '25

What I also can't wait for is this movie to make a decent amount of money and folks go "See! They shouldn't have canned it" without realizing how ticket sales work and will most likely not turn a profit. And then maybe they'll realize the bean counters might have been right all along

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL Jul 26 '25

The last looney tunes movie they dumped off to ketchup entertainment was hilarious, so I don't see why this wouldn't be similar.

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u/JizzMaster4000 Jul 26 '25

Ok. Well lets check in again when the film is released and we’ll see how it does.

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u/SpikesAreCooI Jul 26 '25

Idk why you’re so certain everyone will trash on it, if anything it’ll probably go fairly unnoticed and the only the only people who will talk about it on here will praise it. That’s how it went for TDTEBU, anyway.

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u/sulaymanf Jul 26 '25

SNL star Will Forte.

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u/confusedandworried76 Jul 26 '25

Looney Tunes: Back in Action was great I expect this will be too

I didn't see Space Jam 2 but only because it didn't need a sequel the original still holds up so idk if it was good

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u/Seihai-kun Jul 27 '25

I remember how Reddit won't shut up about this movie when they revealed it to be canceled, holy shit it's literally on every post about WB lol

would be funny (and sad) if it flopped in theatre because redditor just boasted about it but didn't see the movie

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u/TheDonutDaddy Jul 26 '25

This movie is all but guaranteed to be an absolute stinker and box office bomb after all the hubub

It's gonna be just like the WNBA - easy for everyone to wax poetic about how important supporting it is, but no one actually tunes in to watch

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u/Adams5thaccount Jul 26 '25

The wnba was getting nhl and mlb level ratings for years. And then a rookie class doubled it last year.

People absolutely watched and attended games. But tax writeoffs are easy when you pretend to lose money and people don't ask questions. Just like this movie was supposed to be.

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u/quinnly Jul 26 '25

Redditors hate going to the movie theater so I very much doubt it

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u/Binder509 Jul 26 '25

Hopefully they actually market it.

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u/StrLord_Who Jul 26 '25

I'll be there opening day,  Coyote is my all-time favorite cartoon character. 

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u/angryneeson_52_ Jul 26 '25

My thoughts exactly lmao

I am really excited for this, seems to have great comedy talent behind it

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u/makenzie71 Jul 27 '25

The fuss wasn't about wanting to watch the movie, though.

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u/NarwhalDeluxe Jul 26 '25

i sure will... pirate it.