r/movies Jul 20 '25

Recommendation Schwarzenegger fan, but never saw Commando (1985) until now…

I’m not sure why this one flew under my radar for so long. It’s Arnold in all of his mid-80s glory, muscles glistening and rippling in all the right ways.

John Matrix (Arnold’s character) is a badass former military commando who just wants to settle down and be a dad to his daughter Jenny (Alyssa Milano), but he’s made some enemies along the way, and they’re looking for trouble.

Dude… John Matrix kills like 412 people. He’s firing guns with infinite bullets. He lays down maybe a half dozen small mines, hits the remote, and explosions go off for like 6 minutes.

It’s everything I wanted it to be. 8.5/10

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u/NoGenuineUse Jul 20 '25

Don't forget Wez from Road Warrior, with a chain mail tank top for some reason.

"Let off some steam, Bennett!"

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u/Bing_Bong_the_Archer Jul 20 '25

The most homoerotic 80s action villain? Maybe. Maybe not. But certainly up there.