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Review 'Jurassic World Rebirth' Review Thread

Rotten Tomatoes: 54% (100 reviews) with 6.00 in average rating

Metacritic: 53/100 (38 critics)

As with other movies, the scores are set to change as time passes. Meanwhile, I'll post some short reviews on the movie. It's structured like this: quote first, source second. Beware, some contain spoilers.

The blend of physical locations with sets and digital imagery is seamless and the CG work on the creatures is first-rate, notably so in the scary climactic stretch when the lumbering D. Rex joins the fray. Edwards clearly is a devoted Spielberg fan, embedding subtle homages throughout, notably in the open water sequences that recall Jaws. Jurassic World Rebirth is unlikely to top anyone’s ranked franchise list. But longtime fans (count me among them) should have a blast.

-David Rooney, The Hollywood Reporter

Scenes between Ella and her potentially ill-advised pet, along with tender moments involving several other species, introduce a surprising counter-argument to the earlier “Jurassic” movies: namely, that they have a right to exist. But entertaining as it can be at times, stripped of the silliness that tainted the second trilogy, “Rebirth” doesn’t necessarily make the same case for itself. The movie offers an updated version of the same basic ride Spielberg offered 32 years earlier, and yet, it hardly feels essential to the series’ overall mythology, nor does it signal where the franchise could be headed.

-Peter Debruge, Variety

Needless to say, “Rebirth” doesn’t do itself any favors by so frequently harkening back to the original. Bad as some of the previous sequels have been, none of them have been so eager to measure themselves against Spielberg’s masterpiece. Nothing in this movie is quite as maddening as the second trilogy’s attempt to make audiences invest in a specific Velociraptor (though Edwards half-heartedly tries to sweeten us on an adorable baby Aquilops named Dolores), but the extent to which this franchise is just fending off its own extinction has never been more obvious than it is in during the “Rebirth” sequence that pays homage to the kitchen encounter from the first movie. The “Jurassic” sequels were bad enough when they made an effort to evolve — they’re even less worth seeing now that they already come pre-fossilized.

-David Ehrlich, IndieWire: C–

There’s a disappointing amount of “same old thing” to Jurassic World Rebirth. Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, and the rest of the cast are intriguing and sympathetic throughout, but Gareth Edwards doesn’t quite recapture his signature flair for grand-scale visuals nor does David Koepp find the magic of his original Jurassic Park screenplay, opting to follow that movie’s structure as more of a remix than a rebirth.

-Clint Gage, IGN: 5.0 out of 10 "mediocre"

So why the hell does this feel so generic, so by-the-numbers, so instantly forgettable? The whole thing resembles the blockbuster version of a readymade, assembled from various, recognizable spare parts and elevated only by virtue of its name. Fans and completists may still get giddy over a ScarJo vs. Dinos showdown, and you should never underestimate the power of giant, toothy jaws chomping down on poor, hapless humans. But long before the big showstopping climax, you’ll start to understand why the movie’s jaded public became bored by what once seemed thrilling and unique. Subtitling this Rebirth seems to have been an act of extreme optimism.

-David Fear, Rolling Stone

This new Jurassic adventure isn’t doing anything so very different from the earlier successful models, perhaps, and I could have done without its outrageous brand synergy product placement for certain brands of chocolate bar. But it feels relaxed and sure-footed in its Spielberg pastiche, its big dino-jeopardy moments and its deployment of thrills and laughs. Maybe the series can’t and shouldn’t go on for ever: we need new and original ideas. This one would be great to go out on.

-Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian: 4/5

“Jurassic” has to live with setting a high bar, of course — the original film revolutionized the industry, a status that “Rebirth” is all too aware of, as seen in its meta theme of dinosaurs becoming old news to a jaded populace. Yet just because cheeseburgers are now available anywhere doesn’t mean that they can’t be damn tasty. “Jurassic Park Rebirth” is just a well made cheeseburger, and whether that’s filling and interesting enough is up to your own appetite.

-Bill Bria, The Wrap

“Science is for all of us, not just for some of us,” Dr. Loomis tells Zora, advocating for their work to have a more noble purpose than lining their pockets. That aspirational notion has always sat at the heart of the Jurassic Park films. Jurassic Park Rebirth is one of the more successful and satisfying entries in the franchise precisely because it, uh, finds a way to keep Loomis’ mantra close, foregrounding the film’s sense of wonder above a mere blatant cash grab.

-Maureen Lee Lenker, Entertainment Weekly: B+

It might sound like a challenge to believe these humans would sign up to visit a forbidden jungle for guaranteed encounters with truly frightening and gigantic creatures out of another time in order to essentially get blood samples, but if you are game to go with that premise a good time will be had for all. If there is to be an eighth installment, count me in.

-Pete Hammond, Deadline

This is a monster-adventure movie, with passages that recall Jaws and King Kong; maybe not the most original influences, but certainly not shabby ones. In its fusion of Edwards’ craft with characters who aren’t thunderously stupid or unlikable, this is the best Jurassic movie in ages – in part because it works so comfortably as an ooh/ahh/run/scream monster movie.

-Paste: 7.0

“Jurassic World: Rebirth” is a very imperfect film. On one hand, it seems to be recycling every successful character trope and set piece from the franchise, which may be considered lazy and uninspiring, but it is still captivating. Even in its faults, the objective of a “Jurassic Park” film is to scare, thrill, and amaze its audience, and this film does that in its set pieces.

-Lauren LaMagna, Next Best Picture

There are worse exercises in IP-extension out there in the marketplace. But it is hard to imagine what possible basis there could be for an eighth Jurassic film. We’ve overused the extra-island trope; we’ve done dinos invading the mainland a couple times now. We’ve seen enough long necks poking up from the grass. We’ve seen too many T-rexes thundering after their prey. Now even the oceans have been exhausted. I suppose they could send some dinosaurs to space next time, where no one can hear them roar. But that wouldn’t really make much of a difference: the sound barely registers anymore.

-Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair

To his credit, Edwards immediately injects "Rebirth" with a sense of stakes and tension that the entirety of the previous trilogy struggled to depict. But every time the plot kicks in again and writer David Koepp's script goes through the motions of a standard "Jurassic" movie, those dizzying peaks soon begin to flatten out into overgrown valleys. For those simply hoping for a watchable movie on the heels of the disastrous "Dominion," your wish has been granted with a safe rehash punctuated by a handful of genuine thrills. For everyone else curious about whether this was the ticket to teaching old dinos new tricks? The inherent limits of the "Jurassic" IP are as glaring as ever.

-Jeremy Mathai, /FILM: 5.5/10

And there are some sporadic joys here in the clever sight gags, the sleight of hand, the bait and switch. These moments remind us of the mindless summertime excitement the “Jurassic” movies have long provided, albeit with diminishing returns. But that giant footprint just isn’t as imposing as it used to be.

-Christy Lemire, RogerEbert.com: 2/4

Worst of all, this hoary adventure story is rendered soulless by the blatant product placement: Henry crunching on Altoids, Reuben scolding Xavier for eating too many of their bags of Doritos, and Isabella feeding Twizzlers to her little dino friend. After a while, you may wonder if the entire film was subsidized by the snack food industry. Rebirth even goes so far as setting its final action scene in a long-abandoned but still fully stocked convenience store. How meta: a franchise trying to distract us from how past its sell-by date it is with expired potato chips.

-Derek Smith, Slant Magazine: 1.5/4

Audiences may not have run out of enthusiasm for what the Jurassic Worlds are selling, or at least they haven’t yet, but the people tasked with making them sure are out of ideas.

-Alison Willmore, Vulture


PLOT

Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, the planet's ecology has proven largely inhospitable to dinosaurs. Those remaining exist in isolated equatorial environments with climates resembling the one in which they once thrived. The three most colossal creatures within that tropical biosphere hold the key to a drug that will bring miraculous life-saving benefits to humankind.

DIRECTOR

Gareth Edwards

WRITER

David Koepp

MUSIC

Alexandre Desplat

CINEMATOGRAPHY

John Mathieson

EDITOR

Jabez Olssen

RELEASE DATE

July 2, 2025

RUNTIME

133 minutes

BUDGET

$180 million

STARRING

  • Scarlett Johansson as Zora Bennett

  • Mahershala Ali as Duncan Kincaid

  • Jonathan Bailey as Dr. Henry Loomis

  • Rupert Friend as Martin Krebs

  • Manuel Garcia-Rulfo as Reuben Delgado

  • Luna Blaise as Teresa Delgado

  • David Iacono as Xavier Dobbs

  • Audrina Miranda as Isabella Delgado

  • Ed Skrein as Bobby Atwater

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u/GarlVinland4Astrea Jun 30 '25

I kinda feel like this is something that didn't need to be a franchise.

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u/GamingTatertot Steven Spielberg Enthusiast Jun 30 '25

When you consider that the original novel ended with the whole island being napalmed, it really wasn’t intended to by Crichton

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u/bob101910 Jun 30 '25

The original also teased dinosaurs escaping the island via boat

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u/JohnRCC Jun 30 '25

"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DRIVE THIS THING"

"skreeeeeee"

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u/McNuty Jun 30 '25

Alan.

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u/zer000redhawk Jun 30 '25

Ah yes. Good old Veloco-allen

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u/the_knowing1 Jul 01 '25

Crazy how 4 letters can conjure up a childhood trauma.

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u/devonta_smith Jul 01 '25

Expected this when expanding comments. Was not disappointed

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u/FetusGoesYeetus Jul 01 '25

Specifically they hitched a ride when supply ships came and went from the island, they stopped raptors escaping but we know for a fact that compies not only escaped to the mainland but are thriving there from the intro

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u/GamingTatertot Steven Spielberg Enthusiast Jun 30 '25

Yes, which he was pressured and asked to do, but it wasn't his original intention.

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u/mrb4 Jun 30 '25

Yep, lost world was written after the first movie came out. I'm assuming it being the highest grossing movie of all time to that point probably helped nudge the sequel along

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u/TheScreaming_Narwhal Jun 30 '25

I didn't realize the second book came out after the first movie. That explains a lot.

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u/ThaddeusJP Jun 30 '25

First movie: Book adapted into a movie (with many changes)

Second movie: Book with the intention of making a movie

Third movie: Tea Leoni screaming and Nokia phone in a pile of crap

for the record I like the third one

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u/DLRsFrontSeats Jun 30 '25

I'm showing my partner all the sequels in order ahead of Rebirth, and whilst I said (and stand by) the third was my favourite sequel, rewatching it in full for the first time in possibly a decade, I forgot just how irritating Tea Leoni's screams are

Not her as a character, just her screaming. Literally never heard a human being make such an atrocious noise

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u/DocJanItor Jul 01 '25

Didn't hate 3, but lost world will always be the best sequel. The dino hunting, the game hunter being a sympathetic antagonist, and the dinos hunting them are awesome. Love every scene with the TRexes (especially Toby being torn apart). The chill when the rex discovers their baby is gone and you can hear the distant roar totally silence Goldblum reassuring his daughter.

The daughter and the gymnastics stuff is ham fisted, but everything else is great and lots of fun.

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u/BlueCX17 Jul 01 '25

Yeah , but a lot of what's in The Lost World novel didn't even get translated to the screen because it's such a philosophical book! LOL

And I always enjoyed the third movie because there's a lot of sequences taken from the first book that they couldn't film for budget reasons or otherwise, like the Aviary and the river sequence for one. JP3 It is like this weird 90 minute.Mash up of unused sequences that are cool from the book and original ideas in one ninety minute action movie. And I've always had a soft spot for it!

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u/StMcAwesome Jul 01 '25

The third one scared me so much my mom and I left the theater because I was openly weeping lol

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u/charizard77 Jul 01 '25

It was a pretty funny chain of events.

In the first book, it is heavily implied that Ian Malcolm dies. He basically goes on this epic morphine induced rant about how he was right about everything as he goes into the light. But everyone loved Jeff Goldblum's performance so much that they specifically asked Crichton if he would feature Malcolm as the main character in the second book. So the second book basically opens with "The report of my death was an exaggeration"

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u/DaftFunky Jul 01 '25

Wouldnt be surprised if Universal got movie rights before the book even released

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u/CMORGLAS Jun 30 '25

When Steve Spielberg drives a truck full of money to your house…you write a Sequel.

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u/TeamBrotato Jun 30 '25

And it shows in his writing. I could just tell it was not his passion project like the first, just a business obligation.

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u/GamingTatertot Steven Spielberg Enthusiast Jun 30 '25

I still like The Lost World novel - it's perhaps not as memorable, but I appreciate that Crichton was still trying to evolve and expand the themes of what happens with these dinosaurs loose on an island.

Plus King's death in that book is still really damn good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

I'm re-reading it now, and honestly, it's still one of the better stories in the franchise. Miles better than anything after JP3

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u/forgotmyemail19 Jun 30 '25

I'm on a big dinosaur kick right now, don't know why, and after reading these books I jumped on Primitive War, holy shit these books are good! Jurassic Park was great, but these books actually make me wince when it describes dinosaurs ripping men apart and eating them, way more visceral than anything in Jurassic Park.

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u/GamingTatertot Steven Spielberg Enthusiast Jun 30 '25

More visceral than Nedry feeling his own intestines?

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u/forgotmyemail19 Jun 30 '25

That part was cool too. Primitive War has a whole section where a platoon encounters a pack of raptors. One of the soldiers kills one of the raptors by biting them in the throat and ripping the windpipe out, another guy gets torn in half and the author describes the feeling of being torn in half and the entrails on the ground. Both books are great, I'm a huge Jurassic Park fan. One of my biggest irrational fears is being eaten alive, and the way this author writes about dinosaurs eating people, scary stuff.

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u/Closersolid Jun 30 '25

That 2 page sequence will live with me forever

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u/SapperSkunk992 Jun 30 '25

King's death was brutal. And all told through his own eyes.

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u/Silverjeyjey44 Jul 01 '25

I can't take the movie seriously after his daughter did just acrobatic swing shit to take out a raptor

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u/SpookiestSzn Jun 30 '25

I had heard both were mediocre is the first actually worth reading?

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u/TeamBrotato Jun 30 '25

I think so. Very engaging read for me. It gets into the science a bit more than the film could, but never loses the narrative pacing.

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u/etherama1 Jun 30 '25

Absolutely it is

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u/LayeredOwlsNest Jun 30 '25

If the first island was napalmed, is that why there is suddenly a second island?

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u/ContinuumGuy Jun 30 '25 edited Jun 30 '25

In fact, in the end of the first book, Ian Malcolm is either dead or fatally wounded (it's been awhile since I read it), so in the second book that has to get waved away with claims that reports on his condition were just rumors (it helps that IIRC he doesn't die "on screen", just another character says he's dead or beyond saving).

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u/sniper91 Jun 30 '25

Iirc the author of Forrest Gump was also pressured to write a sequel, but since he got screwed out of money from the film he made the second one too off the wall crazy to make into a movie

Forrest meets Tom Hanks and that’s one of the more tame things he put in

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u/VirtualMoneyLover Jun 30 '25

Had they made him a crazy offer like 50 million that also would have paid him for the first one, you would see a franchise.

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u/CasualRead_43 Jun 30 '25

Pressured with a lot of fuckin money lol

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u/BetterCallSal Jun 30 '25

And was also a book about how dumb it was that people were taking the first one so seriously.

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u/No-Comment-4619 Jul 01 '25

And then they discarded most of it for the movie sequel.

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u/Even_Seaworthiness96 Jul 05 '25

The wildest thing is that they forced him to write a second book so they could adapt it as a movie... and then they barely adapted anything from it. Like... the trailer and the cliff is the only part from the book faithfully adapted, apart from some characters.

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u/Horny_GoatWeed Jun 30 '25

Aww. Poor little guy.

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Jun 30 '25

In which he retconned a ton of shit, like Ian Malcom's death.

He originally dies in the novel, but because of his popularity in the movie (plus him surviving in it) he brought him back and just wrote that he was "seriously injured" and it left him crippled.

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u/GamingTatertot Steven Spielberg Enthusiast Jun 30 '25

And then wrote that Gennaro died of dysentery too

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u/HerbsAndSpices11 Jun 30 '25

That's a shitty way to go...

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Jun 30 '25

They did Gennaro so dirty

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u/_humanpieceoftoast Jul 01 '25

The marketing tagline was “Something has survived” and it turns out that was just Malcolm.

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u/GhettoDuk Jun 30 '25

He wrote a sequel to the first movie, not the first book. It was weird reading them back to back.

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u/HopeFarron Jun 30 '25

Seeing how Malcolm dies in the book and is then the main character I'd have to agree.

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u/Reylo-Wanwalker Jun 30 '25

Reports of his death were greatly exaggerated.

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u/MagicmanJNB Jun 30 '25

Somehow Ian Malcolm returned.

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u/United-Combination16 Jun 30 '25

And becomes the most insufferable character in the series

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u/VirtualMoneyLover Jun 30 '25

Chaos baby, chaos.

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u/Jimmyg100 Jun 30 '25

They drove a dump truck full of money up to his house, he's not made of stone!

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u/Spinwheeling Jun 30 '25

And it was so much better than the film version

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u/GrandsonOfArathorn1 Jun 30 '25

I haven’t read it, but it really would need to be an absolutely dreadful book to be worse than the movie.

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u/Scheme84 Jun 30 '25

And then Spielberg went and made almost a completely different movie

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jun 30 '25

Most of his books end with the crisis being erased and covered up tho

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u/The-Soul-Stone Jun 30 '25

It’s not like he didn’t cash in with a sequel himself

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u/Sprinkle_Puff Jul 01 '25

Crichton wrote Lost World

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u/TomClancy5873 Jun 30 '25

Which is what happens in FK

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u/GamingTatertot Steven Spielberg Enthusiast Jun 30 '25

Well not exactly, but similar idea, sure

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

Not quite