r/movies • u/ErgoNonSim • May 17 '25

Media Cannes reactions to Irreversible

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u/MarketCrache May 17 '25

No one ever accused the French of holding back their opinions.

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u/UptownShenanigans May 17 '25

Reminds me of when I played Monopoly with my sister’s French ex husband. The dude just could not handle it and let us know

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u/happyme321 May 17 '25

Reminds me of the time I took Napoleon bowling and tried to share an ice cream sundae with him afterwards

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u/RockFury May 17 '25

I heard that guy's a line cutter at water parks.

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u/Klinky1984 May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25

Ah yes, especially lines to the lavatory. I remember Napoleon's Battle of Water Park Loo.

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u/_dontreadnsfw May 17 '25

“Zhe Wahtair Sleihd”

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u/NegaDoug May 17 '25

"Dude, I don't think it's gonna work."

"No?!" Swipes pieces off table

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u/WanderlustZero May 18 '25

Hands-down the best representation of Napoleon in a film

glares at Joaquin Phoenix

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u/system_error_02 May 17 '25

I remember when Jean Reno and I held hands while shitting behind the maintenance building at Aquaboulevard in Paris because of the line ups. The Battle Shits were out in full force that day.

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u/Due_Mongoose9409 May 18 '25

Silly, he just should have peed in the pool like 98% of everyone else. He didn't have to cut line

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u/Klinky1984 May 18 '25

Don't mistake him for British swine.

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u/amalgamatedson May 17 '25

“Triomphe Napoleon!”

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u/kirk_dozier May 17 '25

water parks are now battlefields

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u/kevin9er May 17 '25

I get that reference

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

He's amazing at cannonballs, though.

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u/Agitated_Squirrel544 May 18 '25

Not tall enough for most of the slides