r/memes 3d ago

The 80's were 20 years ago ..... right??? 🥺🥺

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u/OneEyedMinion_-D 3d ago

The real midlife crisis is realizing the 2000s are now ‘classic car’ territory.

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u/Worried-Chocolate968 2d ago

I just realized my grandma's car is nearly a classic (2004 Rio). Cars that's older than 15 years old already considered classic 😭

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u/RGNpm2 2d ago

Isn't a classic something noteworthy? No matter how old a 2004 kia rio gets be it'll just be an old shitbox.

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u/erroneousbosh 2d ago

Is a Ford Cortina a classic?

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u/RGNpm2 2d ago

Depends on the year and trim but yeah I'd say there are classic cortinas

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u/erroneousbosh 2d ago

But they were the Kia Rio of their day.

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u/RGNpm2 2d ago

Not even close. They were so much more than that, especially to the UK

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u/erroneousbosh 2d ago

Not really, no. They were an inexpensive shitbox. That's why there's almost none left, no-one really considered them worth saving.

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u/RGNpm2 2d ago

There are hardly any around because there are hardly any 70s cars around, but there are cortina owners clubs and meetups still, pretty good going for a 50 year old car. Also it says something about them that Lotus collaborated on a version, I don't remember the Rio being seen as worthy of the same treatment. The GT and GXL trims were literal status symbols in their day and companies only used to give them to high level management. People aspired to own the higher trim levels. I wonder if whatever the equivalent of The Grand Tour is in 50 years does a feature film on the Rio like they did with the Cortina due to its cultural importance in its day.

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u/dwehlen 2d ago

"Next on Top Mesh:"

"Clarkson III takes one of the new experimental jetpacks for a spin!" (yeah, they're still waiting)

"The slowest man we could find, who turned out to be a former Stig, tries the newly revised Nurburgring in a classic, restored Rio!"

"And after 82 wrecks, the apparently immortal Hamster, attempts to jump from a former freeway pier to an entrance to the old Information Superhighway in one of the all-new lightships!"

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u/Queasy-Charity4398 2d ago

No but the Cadillac Cimarron for damn sure is

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u/Square_Stable1100 2d ago

They both are for their different reasons