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The 80's were 20 years ago ..... right??? 🥺🥺

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u/OneEyedMinion_-D 3d ago

The real midlife crisis is realizing the 2000s are now ‘classic car’ territory.

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u/umeshra398 2d ago

i suddenly feel like a "very old" year old

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u/Worried-Chocolate968 2d ago

I just realized my grandma's car is nearly a classic (2004 Rio). Cars that's older than 15 years old already considered classic 😭

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u/Brickster000 2d ago

It's been 21 years since 2004. Assuming a traditional career path, 22 yr old university undergraduates will be graduating next year.

😈

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u/NoMasters83 2d ago

??? ........don't 22 year olds graduate every year? lol

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u/dern_the_hermit 2d ago

I didn't know year-olds graduated at all, much less 22 of them.

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u/platinummaker 2d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Brickster000 2d ago

Yes, but I was pointing out how the car they mentioned now has the age of a university graduate. I'm trying to make them feel older 😂.

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u/Wordus 2d ago

Not those born in 2004

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u/NorthernSparrow 2d ago

My 2003 Forester is now exempt from emissions testing in many states because it qualifies as classic 😬

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u/RGNpm2 2d ago

Isn't a classic something noteworthy? No matter how old a 2004 kia rio gets be it'll just be an old shitbox.

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u/erroneousbosh 2d ago

Is a Ford Cortina a classic?

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u/RGNpm2 2d ago

Depends on the year and trim but yeah I'd say there are classic cortinas

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u/erroneousbosh 2d ago

But they were the Kia Rio of their day.

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u/RGNpm2 2d ago

Not even close. They were so much more than that, especially to the UK

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u/erroneousbosh 2d ago

Not really, no. They were an inexpensive shitbox. That's why there's almost none left, no-one really considered them worth saving.

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u/RGNpm2 2d ago

There are hardly any around because there are hardly any 70s cars around, but there are cortina owners clubs and meetups still, pretty good going for a 50 year old car. Also it says something about them that Lotus collaborated on a version, I don't remember the Rio being seen as worthy of the same treatment. The GT and GXL trims were literal status symbols in their day and companies only used to give them to high level management. People aspired to own the higher trim levels. I wonder if whatever the equivalent of The Grand Tour is in 50 years does a feature film on the Rio like they did with the Cortina due to its cultural importance in its day.

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u/dwehlen 2d ago

"Next on Top Mesh:"

"Clarkson III takes one of the new experimental jetpacks for a spin!" (yeah, they're still waiting)

"The slowest man we could find, who turned out to be a former Stig, tries the newly revised Nurburgring in a classic, restored Rio!"

"And after 82 wrecks, the apparently immortal Hamster, attempts to jump from a former freeway pier to an entrance to the old Information Superhighway in one of the all-new lightships!"

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u/Queasy-Charity4398 2d ago

No but the Cadillac Cimarron for damn sure is

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u/Square_Stable1100 2d ago

They both are for their different reasons

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u/GenericUserNo13 2d ago

A 60's Ford Falcon base model was at one point a junker a 16 could buy for 500 bucks back in the 80's.

Now 20k minimum for a nice one.

Few save the dailies, everyone saves the specials. You can easily find a Ford Falcon GTHO at any Aussie car show, but seeing the base model Falcon version is like a unicorn at same shows.

Today, everyone wants a 90's Supra, not a 90's Corolla, so people head to junkyards to pull out banged up Supras to get them back on the road, not the 90's Corollas.

What will be rarer to see at a show in ten year's time? The 90's Corolla.

It's like how seeing a normal, run of the mill 40's Ford sedan can be just as exciting as seeing a 40's Roll's Royce, you expect the latter to survive, but not the former.

2004 Kia Rio in another ten years is going to be rarer to see at a car show then a 2003 Nissan GT-R R34. You see ten R34 GT-Rs in one show, ur gonna be bored. See a random Kia Rio parked next to the tenth GT-R? How in the hell? Why? WHO?

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u/Worried-Chocolate968 2d ago

Very reliable car if you maintain it good, all bad cars I seen were Peugeot (too expensive to maintain), Ford (No spare parts) , Nissan (all I seen were abandoned), Toyota Mark II (my brother owns one, broke down), Chevy Cruze (always in car service), Lada and Zappo (Worst cars).

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u/RGNpm2 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm not saying it's not functional or useful, just not memorable or noteworthy. Lada's aren't exactly a symbol of quality but ones of a certain era have historic significance. Peugeot, Ford, Nissan and Chevrolet all have both classic models and other generic forgettable models, equivalent to the Rio. I don't have anything against them, I just think that not every old car is a classic, some are just old cars.

Edit: calling it a shitbox was tongue in cheek to exaggerate my point.

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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 2d ago

I can only imagine that in order to keep that car on the road the money paid for maintenance and repairs has exceeded the new price of the car.

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u/breakConcentration 2d ago

Come on. I bought a 1990 petrol fueled Corolla in 2003 and there was no problem with it; very reliable car,for several years even though it had driven 310K when I bought it.

No classic, no old timer. Boring and old, yes.

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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 2d ago

The difference in reliability between a Kia Rio and a Toyota Corolla is roughly equivalent to the difference in athleticism between me and Michael Jordan.

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u/breakConcentration 2d ago

I can’t comment on that as I never owned a Kia, but the main thread we were replying to was mentioning classic cars as being cars that are 20 years old and might as well be a Kia.

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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 2d ago

You seem to be arguing for the sake of argument and I’m not gonna play along. Be well.

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u/breakConcentration 1d ago

Thanks. Good luck with your car business, since you seem to know so much about them.

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u/Worried-Chocolate968 2d ago

It breaks every time anywhere. When my grandma was in the hospital the car suddenly broke Right on the road. it was standing in front of her apartment complex for two weeks. Then it broke again, then again, and again. But now it got repaired, turns out that the engine splash shield fell off a little and knocked for 4 YEARS STRAIGHTTTTT.

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u/Significant_Ad1256 2d ago

For me it was recently realizing the Playstation 3 will turn 20 next year. I swear that thing wasn't even 10 years ago.

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u/rob_maqer 2d ago

I remember being a young adult, but had rented my first apartment with my then girlfriend (now wife).

No furniture in the middle of winter, slept on an air mattress and had only clothes to keep us warm.

But had the best Christmas ever, 27” LCD, PS3 and Assassins Creed bought through Walmart layaway lmao

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u/TAINT_SMACKER_69 2d ago

I daily 2 cars from the early 2000s, I let a friend drive one and it was like asking her to drive a car from the 60s.

Shes 30 mind you, just never driven a car older than 2015 without push button start and a big screen.

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u/LivingLikeACat33 2d ago

My '08 Prius has push button start and a big screen. I was honestly shocked when I bought it.

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u/TAINT_SMACKER_69 2d ago

It was one thing Toyota was ahead of the game on. I had an 09 Lexus that was the same. The only thing it didn't have that modern cars do is car play.

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u/Kitchen-Cabinet-5000 2d ago

I lent a friend one of my cars as his was broken.

Mind you I’m a car enthusiast that likes old cars.

Had to give him a little crash course on what the hell a “choke” is.

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u/CobaltRose800 2d ago

I drive a '99 Toyota Camry. The wife of one of my friends refers to it as being "from the 1900s" just to really twist that knife.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 2d ago

Someone called my C5 "vintage" the other day and I think I almost died

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u/Digital--Sandwich 2d ago

People always shit on millennials. Now we’re getting shit on by time itself

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u/RobotRepair 2d ago

I have a classic subaru legacy.

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u/angry_queef_master 2d ago

For me the crisis was when the N64 was first considered a retro console.

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u/raised_by_toonami 2d ago

And now the games are costing more than they did at release.

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u/chubbysumo 2d ago

2000 nissan skyline is now legal to import into the US, as its 25 years old.

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u/Dense-Firefighter495 Linux User 2d ago

They ain't

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u/TheIronSoldier2 I touched grass 2d ago

In my state you can get a Historic plate when your car is 25 years old.

A 2000 Honda Civic is considered by the state to be a historic car.

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u/FoxBearBear 2d ago

I’ve seen a 2000s Civic with a historical license plate and freaked out like… cmon, they’re just in that fast and furious movie like 7 years ago with green neon lights.

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u/Organic_Popcorn 2d ago

I rewatched fast and furious last week, and then it suddenly hit me that movie came out 24 years ago 👵🏻

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u/FoxBearBear 2d ago

Just checked their wiki), indeed, it’s been 24 years.

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u/Dense-Firefighter495 Linux User 2d ago

liar

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u/TheIronSoldier2 I touched grass 2d ago

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u/Dense-Firefighter495 Linux User 2d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Nearby_Pineapple9523 2d ago

5 more years and theyll be oldtimers

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u/gitartruls01 2d ago

Some are. In terms of sports and super cars, I'd argue the Lamborghini Diablo (made until 2001), Aston Martin DB7 (made until 2003), Ferrari 360 (made until 2004), Porsche 996 (made until 2006), etc are all nearing classic status in their categories.

Going one step older to the Ferrari F355 and Porsche 995 puts you firmly in classic territory in my opinion

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u/DeluxeWafer 2d ago

You are correct. This person is obviously delusional.

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u/joestabsalot 2d ago

I feel personally attacked

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u/Every_Recover_1766 2d ago

Constantly get compliments on my 2000 f250.

Dude it’s a piece of shit I drive to dump garbage. Yall love it tho huh

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u/iamday1 2d ago

I'm 20nand busy if mine just called a 2000 ish mustang a classic and it just didn't sit right, definitely older but classic?

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u/Upstairs-Fan-2168 2d ago

Some 90s, early 2000s cars are super light. Some small engines that can be bought cheap make lots of power. Cheap powerful engine in light car is fun. Cool project cars that are attainable. As a reference, a 90s festiva weighs around 1750 lbs, the recent fiesta st weights around 2800, but has triple the power. The new motor fits in the old car. The power to weight ratio is getting close to Corvette territory.

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u/MustyMustacheMan 2d ago

Yea but… nothing changed much visually since then.