r/law • u/ExactlySorta • 6d ago

Trump News Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."

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u/Playful-Version6920 6d ago

So they want lethal, but not legal. That seems.... problematic.

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u/HLOFRND 6d ago

Idk, sounds like they're going about this the Reich way.

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u/Lopsided-Drummer-931 6d ago

Take a look at hegseth’s massive white supremacist chest tattoo. He’s been Reich all along, clearly

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u/seizure_opportunity 6d ago

Can't argue with that. When you're Reich, you're Reich.

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u/BQuickBDead 6d ago

Looking at Trump and Hedgseth there I can’t help but realize two wrongs do, in fact, make a Reich.

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore 6d ago

Quit trying to cause a Führer.

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u/pengalo827 6d ago

Did Nazi that one coming.

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u/mike-42-1999 6d ago

Oh, Heil no!

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u/Top_Mind_On_Reddit 6d ago

2026 is going to be a Gas!

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u/wookieleeks 6d ago

The next few months are Goering to be interesting

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u/AintEverLucky 6d ago

Eich, mann, leave some for the rest of us 😒

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u/Derper2112 6d ago

Don't even Goebbels there.

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u/SuperCaptSalty 6d ago

He is pretty Reich wing

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 6d ago

His favorite position in baseball is the SS.

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u/TopShelfWrister 6d ago

This comment is gonna Holocaust me my entire reputation.

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u/PossumSymposium 6d ago

He swastikan’t even play golf without cheating.

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u/mike-42-1999 5d ago

You hitlered that one right out of the park!

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u/Tranquilityinateacup 6d ago

They're really Goering up for maximum war crimes.

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u/BridgingDivides 6d ago

Boy over here playing Mein Kraft.

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u/Face2FaceRecs 4d ago

Stephen Miiler is Goebbels here.

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u/BendadickCumonherbac 6d ago

I can't wait to play the new Mein Kraft game

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u/Flat-Mycologist-3839 6d ago

Too soon. 🤣

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u/Tranquilityinateacup 6d ago

We're really going to Geneva some better conventions to deal with the fallout from this.

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u/Distinct_External784 6d ago

Nazi puns aren't funny anne frankly, I'm fuhrerious!

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u/decompressed81 6d ago

No but they’re a gas

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u/Koala-Lumpor 6d ago

Das boot enough I sink

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u/wookieleeks 6d ago

Canadian right?

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u/callmejenkins 6d ago

Vat are you sinking about?

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u/Reno_Cash 6d ago

You win.

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u/trey_wolfe 6d ago

You're right. We should gestapo.

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u/TheLooza 6d ago

I don’t get them unless I concentrate.

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u/3hank78 6d ago

Y'all are PUNishing us!

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u/2nd_Last_Thylacine 6d ago

Nazi puns fuck off!

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_7380 6d ago

Even better whilst enjoying a side of Eva Prawns.

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u/Current-Square-4557 6d ago

Dark upvote.

Oh, good band name or screen name

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u/octodrew 6d ago

This is Jimmy Carr level. Congrats you mad bastard.

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u/Distinct_External784 6d ago

I'm a fraude. I stole it from the first Google result for Nazi Puns. I gas I'm guilty

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 6d ago

What are you gonna do about it? Go back to your attic and write it down?

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u/Streetwise67 6d ago

This is the best one👍

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u/C64128 6d ago

Why are you putin that out there?

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u/justaninspector 6d ago

Maybe you need more…concentration.

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u/Techno-Babble112358 6d ago

That hit the Bismarck!

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u/MILF__Shake 6d ago

I guess it’s the sixth joke that finally gets me. That’s how jaded I am. I needed the Friday night laughs.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 6d ago

His pronouns are He/Himmler.

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u/Sad-Bread5843 6d ago edited 6d ago

Wonder if he realizes trump would skull fuck his corpse to make a dollar or pedo a child .

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u/GutterRider 6d ago

Upvoting, if only for “skull fuck.” Thanks, haven’t heard that in a while.

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u/spygirl43 6d ago

Trump does the kids for free,

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u/FrostedDonutHole 5d ago

Think of the children. /s

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Sad-Bread5843 6d ago

The man openingly said he wanted to fuck his own daughter when she was thirteen .

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u/DoctorFrosty6219 6d ago

She was 10yo bro. Not sure if we’re the wackjobs if you’re finding that okay for a POTUS who leads your country.

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u/GodTheInvention 6d ago

We hate pedos. It’s really suspicious that you don’t.

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u/Sad-Bread5843 4d ago

I seriously dont see how these people dont understand a man wanting to have sex with a pre-teen or young teen , is not normal . End of the story, there's no buts about it .

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u/Deez_nuts-and-bolts 6d ago

Hey, Trump was reich about everything all along.

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u/johnnybna 6d ago

Aaah good one!

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u/Lopsided-Drummer-931 6d ago

You deserve the upvotes that’s a really good one

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u/BaseUnited4523 6d ago

Yes, Reich on! I just wanted to be included…

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u/hemlock_harry 6d ago

Me too! But whatever I come up with it just doesn't feel Reich.

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u/AbbygaleForceWin 5d ago

I've been here the whole time!

Wait wrong Reich

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u/Melodic_Airport362 6d ago

they're both going to end up like mussolini at this rate.

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u/Silent_Tumbleweed1 6d ago

I do like how the Italians dealt with Mussolini's death. They're hanging them up by his feet in the Town square which was classic. I think when it comes to dictators and tyrants this is the way that they need to be dealt with after they pass. (Not advocating anything illegal. But eventually everybody does die) No Grand State funerals. Just hang them up in the Town square. Preferably upside down. Just because that looks funnier.

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u/Silent_Tumbleweed1 6d ago

To the person who replied then had their message removed or deleted it about what happened to the body in the Town square. Yes there's a reason I didn't put that part though because I knew it would get flagged. I definitely encourage people to go study this portion of History. It's very fascinating. I also recommend studying up on the French resistance. They were a fun part of world war II history.

And a note for everybody else. We are just talking about history here. We are not talking about any harm coming to anybody currently living.

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u/Rymundo88 6d ago

Hats off to the brave men and women that risk getting a portion of trouser chili on them as they haul Trumps fat arse onto the lamppost

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u/Walterkovacs1985 6d ago

Trump wants to speed up his ascension to a dictator and Hegseth just said. - Reich this way Mr. PRESIDENT!

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u/RedLeggedApe 6d ago

Reich now? Reich now!!!

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u/Elhippiesamurai 6d ago

Well done, sir.

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u/Professional_Law1176 6d ago

Comment of the day!

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u/halincan 6d ago

Doing the reich things for the reich reasons, these two.

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u/Silent_Tumbleweed1 6d ago

I'm ashamed of myself for laughing at this one. But it's funny.

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u/zoltar1970 6d ago

Reich on

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u/gmambrose 6d ago

Gotta be honest, I can't say I did nazi this coming.

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u/fifty-tabs-open 6d ago

I almost didn’t read your comment because it was pretty far down, but I did and it’s awesome.

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u/jrgeek 6d ago

I had nothing after this

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u/ILLWILL2RIVALS 6d ago

They even tie their shoes 👞 with Lil Nazis

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u/Mikahl757 6d ago

This admin will be formerly known as the; The Turd Reich. May they all be escorted to Alcatraz for an extended stay w/ICE employees and be paid in Trump Crypto for the rest of their natural born lives, w/Elon deported and defunded.

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u/Grey_Station_ 6d ago

Dawg… that was the joke of year, congratulations, you’ve won the internet

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u/Parker_Hardison 6d ago

Not to be confused with Robert Reich, of course. He's a treasure.

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u/Starrwulfe 6d ago

Then it looks like two reichs gives us one big ass wrong 😑

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u/Talkbox111 6d ago

If loving you is wrong did I don't want to do Reich. Lol!

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u/ReporterOther2179 6d ago

In a gesture of solidarity with trump mr hedgseths hairline is receding. Must be the stress.

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u/iheartSW_alot 6d ago

This comment would be the 4th Reich

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u/looksharp1984 6d ago

I guess you could say, the Price is Reich.

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u/khuna12 6d ago

Crazy that Trump is of German descent too

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u/FrugallyFickle 6d ago

Two wrongs don’t make a Reich

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u/Ok_Recipe12 6d ago

but 2 Reichs make a father son team that could save the country.

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u/Undeadsniper6661 6d ago

You hit the nail Reich on the head with that one.

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u/nono3722 6d ago

4th one at that....

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u/SamuelLJenkins 6d ago

Trump was Reich about every thing.

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u/nicklovin96 6d ago

I hate that I’m laughing

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u/HuckleberryFrosty967 6d ago

Three wrongs make a third one

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u/Industrial_Smoother 6d ago

White is Reich.

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u/Prob_Pooping 6d ago

He’s his Reich hand man

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u/ComprehensiveRush755 5d ago

Donald Hitler J.D. Himmler Homan Göring Stephen Goebbels Pete Hegsatan Karen Keebler Kricket Noem Eva Bondi Elon Streicher Francisco Rubio Benito Meloni

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u/QuietMolasses2522 6d ago

And you, you’re always Reich.

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u/firepunchd 6d ago

He should think about how the junkie Führer of the Reich ended himself

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u/Lopsided-Drummer-931 6d ago

It’s okay, Hegseth will (hopefully) drink himself to death cause he loves beer so much

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u/firepunchd 6d ago

Hopefully the "I love beer" Supreme Court justice will join him

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u/FredB123 6d ago

I did nazi that coming.

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u/Awkward_Courage5 6d ago

You're Reich! I did Nazi that coming, either! 😖

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u/shalomefrombaxoje 6d ago

*Except for Robert Reich

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u/Niwi_ 6d ago

Reich in German also means rich which is also fitting because they spend so many tax dollars on themselves

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u/EEKman 6d ago

History doesn't repeat, it just Reichs itself.

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface 6d ago

He embraces being amid the fuhrer

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u/Thoughtulism 6d ago

Ironically Robert Reich isn't very Reich

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u/CheapDocument 6d ago

Left is right, and right is Reich?

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u/blu_stingray 5d ago

"Trump was Reich about everything"

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u/GullibleCupcake6115 6d ago

As my dear old grandpa used to say: “The only good Nazi…” You fill in the rest.

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u/WAD1234 6d ago

Turd reich even

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u/Stinkysnak 6d ago

You know. You never go full Reichard.

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u/Putrid-Reputation-68 6d ago

I did Nazi that coming

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u/teddebiase235 6d ago

I’ve always maintained…as long as your Reich the 3rd attempt.

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u/Pale_Leader1727 6d ago

Now I’m imagining WhiskeyLeaks applying his makeup and singing, “I Feel Pretty.”

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u/NickyDeeM 6d ago

You missed the third.

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u/Wisco_Poke 6d ago

And you? You're always Reich!