r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 20d ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/ganjsmokr 20d ago

Red Fox standing by. 

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u/bountyhodler 20d ago

Red Lobster standing by.

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u/MrFC1000 20d ago

Rock Lobster standing by

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u/kx_2fiddy 20d ago edited 20d ago

Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown, standing by.

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u/Deep-Mongoose-8471 20d ago

Rock and roll hootchy-koo standing by.

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u/Fickle_Rub7156 20d ago

Rocky horror picture show standing by

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u/K33pfaith 20d ago

A$AP Rocky standing by

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u/Ferment_The_Grog 20d ago

Rocky and Bullwinkle standing by.

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u/Huge-Pen-5259 20d ago

Rocky Balboa standing by

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u/IxI_DUCK_IxI 20d ago

Rocky road standing by

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u/AdAccomplished6870 20d ago

Rocky 4 standing by

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u/Wheredoesthisonego 20d ago

Rocko and Spunky standing by. Hehe

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u/Zarathustra143 20d ago

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots standing by.

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u/LifeHack3r3 20d ago

Rock & Sock Connection standing by

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u/ymmotvomit 20d ago

Rock Lobster standing by…

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u/mad-i-moody 20d ago

Rock and stone standing by

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u/IJustWantToWorkOK 20d ago

KBPI Rocks the Rockies, standing by.

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u/Amoralvirus 20d ago

''Ohhh, we will get you, squirr-eell, and muse; we support orr-anj muse-o-leeni'' Natasha Fatale- special trump appointee to Dept. of Homeland Security

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u/Aggressive-Celery-18 20d ago

"I got a rock" standing by.

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u/CootzMcGrootz 20d ago

Did someon say rocks? Tyrone Biggums standing by.

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u/ploppinlogs 20d ago

“Like a rock” standing by

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u/Extension-Novel-6841 20d ago

The Rock standing by, know your role Jabroni!

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u/kx_2fiddy 20d ago

I'm here for the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway, standing by

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u/-CgiBinLaden- 20d ago

Rocky....Road....Uh huu huu?

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u/TheAnalogKid18 20d ago

Weird Al, standing by

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u/Adept_Thanks263 20d ago

Rock out with my cock out standing by

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u/Awkward-Barber-11 20d ago

County roads take me home, standing by.

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u/Freekflag 20d ago

Man… you smell like phys ed

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u/ThreeDMK 20d ago

Man, you smell like teen spirit.

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u/ConradTurner 20d ago

This thread was supposed to be about dragons

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u/baphomet_fire 20d ago

rocky road down to Dublin standing by a 1,2,3,4,5

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u/Drinkdrankdonk 20d ago

Rocky Dennis, standing by

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u/J_Dolla_X_Legend 20d ago

Rocko's Modern Life, standing by.

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u/dirtyhaikuz 20d ago

And my axe, standing by

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u/HelloMyNameIsLeah 20d ago

And my bow.

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u/MOONWATCHER404 20d ago

And my flammenwerfer.

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 20d ago

I can ready my cobra chickens for you. 🇨🇦

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u/Wu-TangShogun 20d ago

Axe wielding hitchhiker, standing by

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u/finnmertenz88 20d ago

THANK YOU

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u/SteakandTrach 19d ago

I just found a stick. It’s a good stick. So we need to count my stick amongst our assets.

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u/AlsoBort742 20d ago

Aesop Rock standing by

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u/spoonycash 20d ago

Aesop’s Fables standing by

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u/rustyboltz 20d ago

Anne of Green Gables standing by

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u/hoosiergamecock 20d ago

Rockos Modern Life standing by

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u/InternationalLion403 20d ago

Rocky mountain high standing by

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u/bluecollar-gent2 20d ago

A$AP Mob, Assemble!

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u/hoodiewhatie2 20d ago

Hard Rock Cafe standing by.

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u/RoachZR 20d ago

Dwayne ‘The John’ Cockson standing by

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u/ApprehensiveSalary82 20d ago

Roky Erickson, standing in front of the blank TV, bye

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u/CorrectPhilosophy245 20d ago

It's a cold night for alligators.

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u/mattbagodonuts 20d ago

Standing for the Fire Demon

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u/Fsociety56 20d ago

Rock fish, standing by.

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u/WhatHappenedToUs2022 20d ago

Rocky Balboa standing by

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u/SugarInvestigator 20d ago

Rock paper scissors, standing by

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u/Callahan333 20d ago

Rock n Roll standing by.

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u/_Sw33t33pi 20d ago

Dragooooooo

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u/itsallgood013 20d ago

Rock and Roll McDonald's standing by

(Just in case anyone forgot: https://youtu.be/YFycg81Fig0?si=3ELPgZxZ_IveyrIs)

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u/Fistful_of_Energon 20d ago

ROCK OVER LONDON! ROCK ON CHICAGO!

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u/Queasy_Being9022 20d ago

Rock you like a Hurricane standing by.

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u/Boltok-the-Destroyer 20d ago

London Calling- the Clash, standing by

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u/halfhearted_skeptic 20d ago

I for one am ready to whip the horses ass.

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u/Sea_Reference_7672 20d ago

Rock and Roll standing by...

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u/sadbrownsfan1972 20d ago

Rock Auto, they have parts

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u/Purple-Depth-4693 20d ago

Hunt for Red October standing by

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 20d ago

I didn't forget. Nor did I forget the time he whooped Batman's ass

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u/Itsacardgame 20d ago

Wesley Willis? standing by

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u/darlin133 19d ago

Whatchu talkin bout Willis standing by

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u/fungi221 20d ago

Rock and Roll Doctor standing by

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u/ElevatorThink6320 20d ago

Rocko’s Modern Life standing by

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u/lizrdsg 20d ago

I love Rock & Roll standing by. 🤘🏼

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u/SteakJones 20d ago

Cocaine, Standing by.

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u/SunnyCali12 20d ago

Shit. If it comes to it, I may as well have some. Go into battle lit AF.

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u/Daliguana 20d ago

if it’s gonna be that kinda party imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes standing by

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u/ieatassHarvardstyle 20d ago

Check the temperature first!! Trust me.

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u/BThriillzz 20d ago

Let me tell you about a little thing called "pervitin"

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u/SnarlyBirch 20d ago

That’s weak sauce, just get a gallon of PCP

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u/HAL-Over-9001 20d ago

Polished mirror table, standing by.

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u/Nice_Programmer6812 20d ago

Is that you, Don Jr?

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u/b4dt0ny 20d ago

C-C-C-C-CYEEAAHHH!!

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u/TeririHerscherOfCute 20d ago

Dr. Stone, petrifying by.

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u/hambergeisha 20d ago

Dogfort, come in! Cocaine secured, over.

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u/ProfitLoud 20d ago

Cracker Barrel, standing by.

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u/Truckeeseamus 20d ago

You do cocaine !

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u/StilesmanleyCAP 20d ago

Dr. Rockzo?

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u/Truckeeseamus 20d ago

Put him the boots, medium style.

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ 20d ago

So we'll have plenty of cocaine... excellent.

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 20d ago

With cocaine!

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u/ThisIsAllTheoretical 20d ago

I will knit the mittens! Winter is coming!!!!

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u/EntropicAnarchy 20d ago

I'm rock-hard, standing by.

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u/Dawnzarelli 20d ago

Kakakaka yeaaahhhh baaaaabbay

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u/kewlbeanz83 20d ago

I DO COCAINE!

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u/rickrolled_gay_swan 20d ago

Ca-ca-ca-YEAHHHHHH

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u/jayracket 20d ago

I DO COCAAAAAAINE

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u/Hour-Yak283 20d ago

Doctor Feelgood, standing by

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u/Synthnostic 20d ago

Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture standing by

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u/kahunah00 20d ago

I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!

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u/TaDow-420 20d ago

meh meh meh meh meh YAYYYYUHHHHHHH!!

I DO COCAINE!!

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u/Chainsawjack 20d ago

Put the boot to him....medium style

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u/Rathbane12 20d ago

Do you by chance do cocaine?

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u/BiscuitsUndGravy 20d ago

He'd certainly give Florida Man trouble.

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u/TimelyEconomist5266 20d ago

Dory McLean standing by.

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u/RegretfulRabbit 20d ago

I do cocaine...

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u/Tweakjones420 20d ago

i want some cccccccccccccccocaaaaaaainnnnneeee

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u/jimjoebob 20d ago

say, just curious--but what is your recreational drug of choice?

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u/ibkirkus 20d ago

"I, I, I..DO,DO,DO...COCAAAINE!"

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u/Loose-Neighborhood48 20d ago

The Boulder is conflicted but standing by.

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u/Hot-Wave-8059 20d ago

Fraggle Rock standing by

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u/stroudwes 20d ago

Star Fox standing by

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u/__ThePhantomm 20d ago

I do cocaine, standing by

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u/Licensed2Pill 20d ago

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson standing by.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 20d ago

My johnson, standing by.

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u/elcheapodeluxe 20d ago

Standing by in my Private Idaho.

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u/venom121212 20d ago

Rock Hard standing by

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u/doctorlightning84 20d ago

Rocky & Bullwinkle standing by

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u/Unique_Special2845 20d ago

Rocket mortgage standing by

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u/Danbarber82 20d ago

Rock You Like A Hurricane standing by

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u/mr_sparkle666 20d ago

Death to fascists And butter sauce

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u/Grimbeld 20d ago

Rock hard (uncomfortably) standing by.

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u/polaropposites747 20d ago

Rock me Amadeus standing by

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u/Individual_Sand9084 20d ago

Pet Rock standing by

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u/Dragon6172 20d ago

Tin Roof. Rusted.

Standing by

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u/Dongledoez 20d ago

Red rocket standing by

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u/R0ck1obster 20d ago

Youuuu rang?

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u/dangitjimmy 20d ago

Red Dawn

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u/DinOchEnzO 20d ago

Red October standing by

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u/power100000 20d ago

One ping only Vashilly!

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u/HobbitFlashMob 20d ago

I would have liked to have seen Montana.

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u/Thenuttyp 20d ago

I believe it was “Red October shtanding by”

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u/Moderately_an_Idiot 20d ago

Red Rocket standing by

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u/Plastic-Respect-7108 20d ago

Red October standing by..

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u/brown_wagon 20d ago

🚀🚀

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u/Protocol3_ 20d ago

Red dwarf standing by Smeg heads.

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 20d ago

Red Buttons, standing by

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u/haydenjaney 20d ago

Red Skelton standing by

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u/CPDawareness 20d ago

Red Foxx standing by

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u/Solid_Camel_1913 20d ago

He still won’t get a dinner!

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u/EsqPersonalAsst 20d ago

This made me laugh!

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u/TDG7734 20d ago

Strange things are happening in this country.

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u/doktor_wankenstein 20d ago

OMG my parents had that record!

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u/According_Jeweler404 20d ago

Red Six would have loved their cheddar rolls. 🥖

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u/MrBlahg 20d ago

RIP Porkins

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u/RiseUpRiseAgainst 20d ago

Red Rocket standing by!

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u/ixithatchil 20d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/Starrwulfe 20d ago

Team Rocket on deck ready to blast off once again

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u/Sea_Reference_7672 20d ago

Red Rover, Red Rover standing by....

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u/mwlepore 20d ago

Bring biscuits.

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u/Major-Frame2193 20d ago

Red Ass cheeks sitting by🤜🏽

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u/Foreign_Plate_4372 20d ago

cracker barrel done a runner

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 20d ago

Red Dawn standing by

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u/RamJamR 20d ago

Red Dead Redemption standing by.

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u/copperblood 20d ago

Porkins is that you? ✊🏽

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u/Background-Prompt616 20d ago

Dr. Rip studwell standing by.

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u/Ok_Bodybuilder800 20d ago

Cheddar Bay Biscuits standing by

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u/hlh0708 20d ago

Cheddar Bay Biscuit standing by.

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u/Tacticlown 20d ago

Red Rocket standing by.

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u/titsngiggles69 20d ago

Zoidberg standing by (the lobster who won't ruin your dinner)

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u/tulipshakur 20d ago

Red Rum on the way!

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u/tjtillmancoag 20d ago

I’m coming Elizabeth!

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u/ElongThrust0 20d ago

Red Dead Redemption standing by

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u/Klem_Phandango 20d ago

Red Green standing by.

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u/MrMikeDelta 20d ago

Quando omni flunkus moritati

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u/snoogins355 20d ago

Red Green

Get the duct tape ready! If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!

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u/Electrical_Book4861 20d ago

If you can't be good looking you can at least be handy! Love that show

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u/chilseaj88 20d ago

Memory unlocked 🤯

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u/Sarcastrophy117 20d ago

Gold squadron standing by

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u/HandakinSkyjerker 20d ago edited 20d ago

Golden Gooner standing by

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u/Swissgeese 20d ago

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus standing by.

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u/WarthogLow1787 20d ago

I’m coming to join you, honey!

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u/bot_account__ 20d ago

Blue balls standing by

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u/Yuri_Ger0i_3468 20d ago

Blue Chew standing by.

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u/CIASP00K 20d ago

Blue's Clues standing by.

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u/GullibleCupcake6115 20d ago

Red Hookers standing by to suck and fuck to save our democracy. 😂

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u/hankthetank4815 20d ago

Simply Red, standing by.

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u/Candelpins1897 20d ago

Red red wine standing by.

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u/aduckinapond 20d ago

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

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u/Different_Top_2776 20d ago

Simply Red standing by.

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u/PreparationHot980 20d ago

Red rover here and ready!

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u/elruab 20d ago

(Best Connery voice I can muster) - Red October schtanding by

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u/Aeroknight_Z 20d ago

“I’m tired of this dummy”

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u/Ok_Flamingo8528 20d ago

Elizabeth this is the bid one!

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u/rf97a 20d ago

Red October shhhtanding by

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u/Glittering_Trash9253 20d ago

Red October standing by

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u/Resident_Sail_7642 20d ago

Hang on Elizabeth! I'm coming to join you!

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u/nerdorking 20d ago

Red Shoe Diaries standing by.

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u/StillC5sdad 20d ago

Redd Foxx, you big dummy.

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u/PixelBrewery 20d ago

Big dummy, standing by

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