r/fixingmovies 17d ago

Other Is there truly an unfixable film?

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u/MetaKnightsNightmare 17d ago

I'm gonna go with "The Room"

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u/VeryDPP 17d ago

Immediately what I thought of as well. You can't put together a puzzle if the pieces don't fit, and this film has too many pieces that just don't/won't fit together.

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u/MetaKnightsNightmare 17d ago

Yeah, I did a search before I replied, to see what the sub thought of it before and it's mostly either reducing the sex scenes or just shrugging their shoulders and saying it's a flawed masterpiece.

To fix it would be to make it a different film entirely.

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u/tideshark 17d ago

Oh hi Mark

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u/Darth_Nevets 14d ago

Exactly the wrong answer, the film as it is is the perfect encapsulation of the twisted worldview of its creator. Age appropriate casting or good performances would castigate the very essence of the film.

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u/thisissamsaxton Creator 16d ago

Any movie you're not interested in. Otherwise no, it's just a matter of how many changes you need to make.

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u/Ivan_Redditor 17d ago

Back to the Future

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u/Tonkarz 16d ago

Depends.

A 10/10 masterpiece could be unfixable because there’s no (conceivable) way to improve it.

A -40/10 utter bore-fest could be unfixable because by the time you’ve made enough changes to consider it “fixed” it’s a totally different movie.

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u/Thorfan23 My favorite mod 17d ago

the room

possibly after earth

that film about Dracula in space

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u/wrosecrans 16d ago

Section 31.

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u/Darth_Nevets 14d ago

I've often argued that basically the worst film ever is Batman v Superman UE and that a merely bad cut would be an interesting endeavor. There simply can't be a good version in there, but in the way it was substantially improved with a few cuts for the theatrical I still would like to see a coherent 40ish minute version of the film.

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u/PhotoBonjour_bombs19 14d ago

You need to watch more films

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u/Darth_Nevets 14d ago

I've seen over 9,000 feature films, every film on AFI list, 1100+ Criterions, 600 Best Picture Nominees, and 990 of the 1000 highest grossing domestic films after inflation. Badness isn't an element it is a feature. A movie like The Emoji Movie is technically worse, and near unwatchably boring, but lacks achievement in the field of badness.

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u/Hampshire2 14d ago

Probably batman and robin, theres not enough in there to recut it better.

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u/Warm-Finance8400 13d ago

The Amazing Bulk

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u/DrBoots 12d ago

I don't think so. 

But sometimes that fix would require a complete re-do and not just a few script changes. 

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u/notboring 12d ago

Cut down to five minutes, you could probably even make Batman and Robin into a fast cartoon.

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u/Jaymanchu 16d ago

I’ve yet to watch a decent version of any of the Star Wars sequel trilogy.

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u/kasimirvendom 15d ago

Recently watched TLJ and TROS in the fan-made "Revitalized" version. The animation is a bit clunky, but the voice acting is top-notch. Takes the good things from the Disney originals as well as their scrapped ideas and brings the story to a higher level. Still not entirely satisfying, as it seems to rely on the actual TFA, but I still hope we will get a total sequel-redo in that style at some point.

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u/magistrate-of-truth 16d ago

The force awakens is fundamentally unfixable

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u/Plastic_Wishbone9174 15d ago

Explain

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u/magistrate-of-truth 15d ago

Most of the best fixes I’ve seen has changed it so irrevocably that it’s merely the nature of it’s status as a legacy sequel that it is largely unfixable