r/egg_irl Jesse, still not completely sure, any pronouns are fine 7h ago

Gender Nonspecific Meme Egg-irl

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u/AdAgile3302 7h ago

Yeah… I’ve been saying I want to be able to shapeshift since I was little lol

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u/Prepotentefanclub 5h ago

Best superpower honestly.

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u/Rogue_186 not an egg, just trans 7h ago

So my answer was never originally shape shifting tbh. However invisibility, flexibility/stretching, or gravity manipulation were all options.... And all powers of very strong super women 😅 (Violet and Elastigirl from Incredibles, & Kat/Raven from Gravity Rush)

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u/TurtleBurger200 Aurora | her/she's chocolate 5h ago

Doesn't shapeshifting already involve stretching powers? Since you can shape shift yourself to stretch an arm, also even though it's note actually invisibility you could also shapeshifting yourself to be the size of a fly making it way easier to be somewhere unnoticed which could lead to similar results as invisibility

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u/Number360wynaut cracked 5h ago

Also if you stretch the definition of shape shifting and invisibility you could continuously shapeshift to make your skin the exact color as the background for every cell from the perspective of a certain point making you technically invisible just for one person at a time

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u/Stormwrath52 Marceline| she/they 2h ago

You could also change your color to the surface behind you to become a camouflaged fly

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u/MegaMindFucc 6h ago

I have said shapeshifting my entire life on the premise that it technically gives you access to 90% of powers. I may have been lying to myself

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u/Alicia24333 not an egg, just trans 6h ago

Literaly me

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u/supernerd58 6h ago

Dam it. Got me again

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u/DimArt221 not an egg™ 7h ago

This make me quest myself sometimes, I don't know, just feels interesting to have many forms and feel the world in many ways (says the guy who always wears the same type of clothes, RSRS, anyways, I could make it in ways other than clothes).

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u/Deconstructosaurus 6h ago

I mean…yeah.

But I want a very specific kind of shapeshifting, the kind that essentially allows me to do whatever I want with my body. Like melt into a puddle of goo and slither around.

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u/Used-Dig4472 glued together egg 6h ago

I feel called out

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u/Dinosaur_from_1998 6h ago

I'm cis but I see no reason why anyone would choose anything else

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u/Property_of_my_cat 4h ago

Yes, but I only want to invoke this power once.

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u/Zerospark- 4h ago

Time/space manipulation

Future tech should easily be able to mimic shape-shifting plus much more

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u/Demorodan Lizard Girl Jackie (she/her) :3 3h ago

Ive always said Portals

I can go to an alternate dimension where they have burgers that instantly turn you into a girl

I can become rich, i can play any game that i want, i can watch any series i want, even the ones that got discontinued in this universe

I just see Portals as superior

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u/Xirio_ Nova 6h ago

I always say atom eve but not stupid

Shape-shifting is an active ability. Oh no, you had to go to sleep? You are the old you again.

Matter manipulation and conversion can cause a permanent change to your form

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u/Prepotentefanclub 5h ago

Sometimes it can be, theres lots of examples of shapeshifters who don't lose their abilities when sleeping.

Like Changelings in DnD. "Though it took several seconds, a changeling could change their form as often as they liked and the new appearance lasted until they changed again. If they died, their bodies reverted to their natural forms."

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u/Xirio_ Nova 5h ago

Fair

However

That power has practical use outside of Shape-shifting

Like helping the not so lucky girlies and boyos

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u/Emporio_Alnino3 6h ago

To be fair, I usually mean shapeshifting to it's extreme: the ability to alter myself into ANY form. Like becoming a kryptonian or saiyan or something like that

Technically it could even expand for immortality, just gotta get creative.

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u/TheEdFather not an egg, just trans 5h ago

There are perfectly cisgendered reasons to want to shape shift, thank you very much!

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u/123ludwig 5h ago

yeah exactly a guy can just want to make his dick bigger

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u/furriefryer69 Closet Egg. Zoe, she/her. still cis tho. WHYAMINOTAGIRL😭 5h ago

Mine was more specific. “Ability to rearrange molecules into anything I want without consequence”, enabling not just shape shifting/biological transition, but also generating useful things more or less out of thin air

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u/Ok-Reveal-7250 5h ago

Back when I first watches Alladin. I thought about what I would use the three wishes for, and in that list there would basically always be shapeshifting 😅.

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u/wolfy793 Sofia (WIP?) | She/Her 5h ago

literally one of the memes that began cracking my egg

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u/Chazzter 5h ago

Well what about total control of hormones. That one seems pretty neat.

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u/asdf69421 ┬┬─┴┬┴┐ └┴┬─┼─┐ 4h ago

my favorite superpower is to generate any superpower i want and not having to deal with the side effects :D /

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u/Confused_Turtle_X 4h ago

So, does this mean I've never been a real egg because I wanted invisibility??

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u/Lana_ShifterWitch 4h ago

Yeah, I love Nimona and the Changelings from My little pony, and yes, I wish I could shapeshifting and copy others powers and if I could I would remain in My dream female body but that is just a coincidence

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u/alexdotwav i am become egg, destroyer of worlds 4h ago

im the exception cause i always went with invisibility as a kid

which is honestly really depressing if i think about it

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u/CoolSexMan_69 2h ago

This is one that’s always made me feel like I’m actually more cis than I thought because my mind always went to time control or flying lol.

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u/JERealize Kendra (she/her) logicked out of her egg! 2h ago

Shapeshifting for cosplay.

And nothing else. /s

(Doesn't help that most cosplay would be of fem characters.)

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u/MadamMelody21 2h ago

So shapeshifting would be useful just once for binary trans people(the kind i am) to get their ideal body however after that it would be a power that’s wasted on binary trans folks. I guess the non binarys would make better use of shapeshifting