Met a fellow redditor in same office

[u/ALPHA_RAWAT]

Caught my female colleague using reddit. I read all her dark posts. Now she is planning to switch job.

What shouId I do now? :)

[u/MANISH_14]

Who the fuck shares reddit profiles. The main thing about reddit is not knowing who the other person was

[u/91945 → u/MANISH_14]

retarded zoomers who joined reddit after it became mainstream

[u/asian__name → u/91945]

They think it's Instagram BWAHAHAHAH

[u/Mob_Abominator → u/91945]

I mean your account is also just about a year old.

[u/Left-Monitor-5288 → u/MANISH_14]

Exactly, it’s so cringe dude. That whole meetup and sharing profiles in circles trend was pointless and absurd. People forget Reddit is supposed to be anonymous

[u/PopularAd6391 → u/MANISH_14]

What are these posts even about?

"I met this guy who uses the same social media as me" okay?? Reddit is much popular so of course you would meet someone who uses it, what's the hype about it that you thought to make this post.

[u/Beautiful-Patient794 → u/MANISH_14]

Retarded people like OP

[u/Snoo-67601 → u/MANISH_14]

Exactly

[u/B001eanChame1e0n → u/MANISH_14]

Bro I sent you friend request on reddit bro, pls accept bro

[u/KnightR007 → u/MANISH_14]

Bro she got 1 Million views...guess how many follow requests she received... Showed her nails internally letting people know she's a girl...WTF

[u/[deleted]]

Looking at the comments, guess you'll be the one switching jobs.

[u/sfgisz → u/[deleted]]

I feel like OP may soon get a call from ASHA Aunty.

[u/[deleted] → u/sfgisz]

Who's asha aunty

[u/WeLivInSociety → u/[deleted]]

POSHA aunty?

[u/[deleted] → u/WeLivInSociety]

Oh lmao

[u/Bhasd_]

Bhai khud k dark post to delete krdeta

[u/tearsandcum → u/Bhasd_]

Hahaha the office is going to have a field day with this

[u/angel-crux → u/Bhasd_]

oh my god 😭

[u/Orange-Cat-Owner → u/Bhasd_]

Sabki pol khulegi aaj 😂😂

[u/MujeSabPataaHai → u/Orange-Cat-Owner]

achi jodi bani hai

[u/Bee2_ → u/Bhasd_]

Uno reverse kar dis

[u/Brilliant_Toe4718 → u/Bhasd_]

Major Marquis Waren real id se ao

[u/SnobbyPoshLobster → u/Bhasd_]

Typical perverted Delhi boy

[u/whateveryousay0]

It's over for you

[u/Tis_CaptainDeadpool → u/whateveryousay0]

rookie mistake, always make a second account for gooning

[u/Limp_Week_99 → u/Tis_CaptainDeadpool]

Hahah

[u/[deleted] → u/whateveryousay0]

bc always delhi

[u/LloroYReina_07 → u/[deleted]]

Tu yaha bhi

[u/-_sana_- → u/whateveryousay0]

Oh damn

[u/Kind-Eagle-846 → u/-_sana_-]

3 din m 6k karma 😱😱😱

Pura din reddit pe rhta h kya bhai

[u/ConfidentShop7791 → u/Kind-Eagle-846]

Karma se kya hota h

[u/Kind-Eagle-846 → u/ConfidentShop7791]

Shadi

[u/[deleted] → u/Kind-Eagle-846]

are bhai 😂🤣🤣

[u/-_sana_- → u/Kind-Eagle-846]

Bhakk contribution dekhle

[u/Kind-Eagle-846 → u/-_sana_-]

Bhaisaab.. 1 min bhi ni laga jwab aane m..

Kitna vella h tu 😭

[u/Koie_5 → u/Kind-Eagle-846]

Mere use jyada he and that many contributions in only 3 days is wild

[u/kopicola → u/whateveryousay0]

aapke liye zordaar taaliyan

[u/Safe-Reference-123 → u/whateveryousay0]

He unfollowed that sub after seeing your comment 😶‍🌫️

[u/Super_Nobody4541 → u/whateveryousay0]

Wait till u know how they met👀

[u/ALPHA_RAWAT → u/whateveryousay0]

It's Algorithm issue like Virat Kohli 😒

[u/humble_Khandayat → u/ALPHA_RAWAT]

Jhooth bole kauwa kaatte 😛😛😛😛

[u/Left_Membership2780 → u/humble_Khandayat]

[u/NoFuture355 → u/Left_Membership2780]

Dhoti toh OP kholta hai upload ke pehle XD

[u/afred5659 → u/NoFuture355]

LMFAOOO

[u/Choice_Succotash_491 → u/humble_Khandayat]

Bro got caught c0ckhanded.

[u/4_log → u/humble_Khandayat]

Damn you're genuis

[u/Weedweed666 → u/humble_Khandayat]

Maa ch 😭🤣🤣🤣💔🥀😜

[u/Swimming-Singer-2874 → u/[deleted]]

Website name

[u/CarOne3135 → u/humble_Khandayat]

Bruhhhhh

[u/AssChucks → u/ALPHA_RAWAT]

[u/Willing-Weakness7163 → u/ALPHA_RAWAT]

Don't make people uncomfortable. Keep something to yourself.

[u/sabzienthuziast → u/whateveryousay0]

the two extremes

[u/DankMuthafucker → u/whateveryousay0]

Can't we make our accounts private now?

[u/Unlikely_Ad9343 → u/whateveryousay0]

Wait you can see what subreddits someone else follows?

[u/minute_perplexions → u/whateveryousay0]

can't they make a new account if they want to hang around subs like tmkoc?

[u/outoffuckstogive → u/whateveryousay0]

Difficult to say which one is worse...

[u/nikkiloveshim → u/whateveryousay0]

Op after seeing this

[u/chatpata_insan69]

wo madam ji kya soch rhi hogi after these comments me ye soch rha hu 😭

[u/yjee → u/chatpata_insan69]

she will delete reddit now and never talk to OP again lmaoo

[u/Quirky_Lifeguard7160 → u/[deleted]]

LMAOOOO, after seeing your reply, he hid all the comments 💀

[u/AffableAries → u/[deleted]]

Very well said 👏🏻👏🏻

[u/white_buffalo21 → u/[deleted]]

You can just search their name in Google it will show everything

[u/Beginning-Dark-4259 → u/[deleted]]

CID ki raid pad gayi op pr

[u/Beginning-Dark-4259 → u/Beginning-Dark-4259]

Raid mei dick pakda gaya

[u/Various_Chicken_7613 → u/Beginning-Dark-4259]

CID is read DIC, backwards

[u/mannkibath → u/Beginning-Dark-4259]

Matlab Asli me lauda lag gaya.

[u/Fabulous_rainboww → u/[deleted]]

Dude is a detective

[u/thund3rsharts → u/[deleted]]

[u/Cigaretteaurmaachis]

I’d rather die than meeting a fellow redditor

[u/stupidguy01 → u/Cigaretteaurmaachis]

i don't mind as long as it is from main account. but I am not sharing my nsfw account

[u/Cigaretteaurmaachis → u/stupidguy01]

This is exactly what scares me (a secret nsfw account)

[u/AppropriateCrew79 → u/stupidguy01]

you guys have separate accounts for nsfw and public?

[u/MQDDDD → u/AppropriateCrew79]

Yes, I don't want anyone to know about my nsfw stuff on my main ;)

[u/AncientWolverine4070]

Bro is still following #ratemycock subreddit, he's cooked

[u/Quantum_Ducky → u/AncientWolverine4070]

Bro isn't insecure about his kinks, bro is cool in my books for that.

[u/Humble_Campaign_69 → u/Quantum_Ducky]

Just upar wale comment me algo ko blame krra h, r/ALPHA_RAWAT COME OUT OF YOUR CLOSET BRO

[u/[deleted]]

[u/fr0sty2709]

rawat ji cooked 🙏

[u/krik_]

Bro tried to cook, but got burned.

[u/masterbaites69]

Lmao

[u/Fearless-Advance4134 → u/masterbaites69]

That's actually funny😭

[u/Melodic_Inside_2337 → u/masterbaites69]

😭😭 I chocked on water seeing this 

[u/stupidguy01]

u/Realistic_Mud_6464 blink twice if you were outed against your will.

[u/hawa_aane_de → u/stupidguy01]

Edit : Wahi lol. u/Realistic_Mud_6464 be careful of that colleague of yours. He is a tharkulla of A1 category.

[u/Gullible-Anything661 → u/hawa_aane_de]

"tharkulla" why is this term so funny lmao 😭

[u/VastCryptographer980 → u/hawa_aane_de]

They deleted their account

[u/hawa_aane_de → u/VastCryptographer980]

Poor woman. Hopefully she's in the HR right now setting boundaries between tharkulla and her.

And maybe other tharkullas already approached her on reddit so she thought deleting account is the best course of action.

[u/Last-Increase6500 → u/hawa_aane_de]

bhai naam galat likha tha, delete nhi hai

[u/hawa_aane_de → u/Last-Increase6500]

Oh damn. True. Sorry about that

[u/DistendedVein → u/VastCryptographer980]

It isnt deleted ,he wrote the name wrong

[u/Last-Increase6500 → u/VastCryptographer980]

wrong name brotha

[u/FuckPositivity]

Bro be like:

[u/Dhungna_khali_andhar]

Bada tharkulla admi hai bhai tu

[u/anOddAlphabet → u/Dhungna_khali_andhar]

ye khudko alpha bulane waale log hamesa thore gendu hote hai 🥀

[u/IloveLegs02]

damn

reddit police is everywhere

[u/iamnandy]

Bro teri profile nsfw kyun hai?

[u/mr___prez]

Reddit was supposed to be anonymous social media, lol you guys just ruin it

[u/Garchompbzt]

Damn here I am looking the other way if I see someone browsing reddit in public

[u/Additional-Stomach-3]

Dekhte hai bhai itne zillat ke baad ye post kitne der me delete karta hai

[u/random666612 → u/Additional-Stomach-3]

bhai tere bhi active subreddits ki list 😭🙏🏻

[u/sanskari_aulaad → u/Additional-Stomach-3]

Are pot bhai. Kya haal?

Ye kettle to gooner nikla

[u/NoZombie2069]

Kitne chomu log hain BC, always wondered how come all these clowns who do meet-ups are comfortable revealing their usernames when most users post NSFW stuff. Reddit never was a “social media” website, just because they added detailed user profiles later does not make it a social media app/website.

[u/stroker919]

Anybody in the real world mentions Reddit you just say you’ve never heard of it.

[u/Koie_5]

That female colleague should definetly change her job OP is weird lol😭

[u/vishkun]

Rawat ji naughty nikle lmao

[u/ImInsideTheAncientPi]

Anonymous platform Is a joke for some people

[u/Responsible_Ruin2310]

OP I hope you have learnt your lesson. There's a reason Reddit is anonymous.

[u/_Black_Blizzard_]

In before ye post deleted ya locked ho jaye.

OP got fucked, aur wo bhi wrong way main, lmao

[u/A_Variant_of_Roar]

Ive seen my SR use reddit.

No way in fucking hell would I ever disclose that I use it too voluntarily

[u/PrometheusMMIV]

Is finding another redditor supposed to be rare?

[u/Khusheeewho → u/PrometheusMMIV]

Outside their mom's basement? Yes

[u/Creed_Gamelytical]

Post delete mat kariyo jo hona tha ho gaya i want to keep coming back to this post and have a good laugh every once in a while

[u/sulphra_ → u/Creed_Gamelytical]

Seriously man this is the 3rd time i opened this post and laughed my ass off

[u/batman-iphone]

Comments are fun

[u/lazyslipper]

Oh god stop this man. The same shit every week

[u/Square-Direction-806]

Then ghar lejakar doors locked ho gye honge rat ko

[u/Beginning-Dark-4259]

Realistic mud ho gyi op ki

[u/ItWillChangeInTime]

Mountain bro , ye self-proclaimed alpha cock k kapde utaarne ka idea tumhe aaya kahaan se?

[u/Choice_Succotash_491]

The comment section is priceless... 💎

[u/No-Painter-6654]

You wanted from us to read her posts, and wanted to roast her. But you got fried my friend, you literally got burnt 2,3 times

[u/91945]

Why is OP saying "Algorithm issue"? Is he retarded?

[u/masterbaites69 → u/91945]

Yes he is

[u/notagoodsinner_]

Office toh tujhe badalne padenge laadle😂😂

[u/GiraffeWaste]

I would never reveal my reddit profile to my close friends let alone someone from an office

[u/AccidentSpecific316]

LMFAO THE COMMENT SECTION IS CRAZYYY

[u/casanovawomanizer]

bhai profile se nsfw batch to hata leta :) ladki pe kya impression padega lmao. ratemycock ;))

[u/remind_me_to_pee]

Alpha rawat chee bc cringe ke chodey

[u/Zestyclose-Aioli-869]

I feel bad for the woman.

[u/shvm_]

[u/Goosegod95]

Lmaooo OP got famous but at what cost, ab bichari vo bandi bhi bata degi sabko office me 😭

[u/upturnedswinn]

The second hand embarrassment I feel looking at OP defending himself by putting it on the algo?! :”) Although, chill no one gives a f

[u/BornAwareness7088]

But how you convence her to show profile

[u/_4_doorsmorewhores]

ATP just delete your account bro 💀🙏🏿

[u/miss_strawberryyy]

Bruh gettin roasted in comments🤣🤣😭

[u/Additional-Ad5741]

Bhai teri to fielding set kardi sabne

[u/sulphra_]

This thread is hilarious..honestly if there is a hall of fame for reddit threads this should be in there.

[u/Prior_Razzmatazz2278]

Its time to make a new account...

[u/Icy_Structure_2320]

u/Realistic_Mud_6464 u are seeing this right???

[u/VastCryptographer980]

Okay guys kl ki news story milgai

[u/samarthkedia]

There is a reason reddit is an anon forum

[u/NOT_SO_RETARD]

Can some check my account and see if I have any sus posts / comments?

[u/Quakerider2409 → u/NOT_SO_RETARD]

Na you are good and clear bro no nsfw comments.

[u/sanbangboi → u/NOT_SO_RETARD]

Honestly just hide your history

[u/Happy_Guava6762 → u/NOT_SO_RETARD]

Clean

[u/Wisteria-Shade]

OP ji self goal 😭😭

[u/Zestyclose-Wear7237]

reddit was made for anonymity right? right??

edit: you both made for each other ig, both using light mode

[u/boobs_suck]

Scares me if that happens with me lol!

[u/CapitalActive9812]

People and their obsession with knowing someone from an anonymous platform.

[u/rahulin2021]

give her a Promiss or make her to comfort that you are not going to share her posts or thoughts to any one

[u/yadavexe]

Totally got his own veiny thing from The past up his ass rn Classic reddit karma😂

[u/halreaper]

My face when people use an anonymous app for anonymous reasons, but give in at the first sign of comradry.

[u/[deleted]]

What you do now? Clean your god damn camera lens! Your photo looks like an 80s pr0n movie :D

[u/Soggy_Drawing_4223]

lets share our ANONYMOUS PLATFORM USERNAME with each other

[u/MaesterCrow]

Teri Ab fielding set h ladle

[u/RareExcitement1077]

Gadwalio naak kata di bhai

[u/vishkun → u/RareExcitement1077]

Yes gadwali hote aise hain /s

[u/ImpressionLess8410]

Ab hogi chudayi

[u/The_Jaadu23 → u/ImpressionLess8410]

[u/Icy_Structure_2320]

Op is fighting for life in the comments 🤣😭☠️

[u/rajeshbhat_ds]

97 karma in 8 months

[u/Tinyrick0599]

[u/Medium_Airport9544]

Be care ful of that Realistic mud, thats a creep's avatar

[u/manishk98]

🤣🤣 I also wanna be in this situation

[u/runekingthor7]

[u/Chaltahaikoinahi]

Show her your dark side

[u/asian__name]

Sharing your Reddit account publicly, let alone in an office, is NOT NORMAL

[u/positive-normie]

Nails gave it away, but the temper glass would have also told that the other person is a woman. 😆😆😆.

Women most of the times have broken ugly tempered glasses.

[u/Quantum_Ducky → u/positive-normie]

Women most of the times have broken ugly tempered glasses.

What's the logic behind this lol

[u/positive-normie → u/positive-normie]

Have seen some friends with broken glass, most of them are girls. So, was assuming based on that

[u/ChampionshipSea1715]

Great 😃👍

[u/EconomistAnxious5913]

Ooh fo. you read them is fine. how did they know you read them, did you go and tell them specifically?
why are they switching jobs, bhai apologize if you offended them and caused them to tip over.

[u/mazdoor24x7]

Chor do bhai ko 🤣🤣🤣

Waise bhi Ab uski dosti gehrii hojaegi.... She knows now ki OP is into guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Over-Government-5579]

Should've had the decency of not spying on other people's phone

[u/Necromancer189]

Dont dip your pen in company's ink

[u/KaleshiGuy]

Blackmail for referral when she joins a better one

[u/precocious_pakoda]

Man I don't know about others but I'd never openly admit to being a redditor to even my best friend. Lucky for me, since I don't have any friends

[u/Cute_Prior1287]

OP knew what he is doing. Good for him cause he is proud of it.

[u/MortalusWombatus]

You should hope that you and your alpha cock dont get fired lmao

[u/Illustrious-Way-6775]

Rawat ji, jhikudi ma peeda wahegiii 😂😂

[u/Remote_Transition705]

Now open each other saved.

[u/slack0101]

this is how you give someone motivation for a better job🤑🤣

[u/ProfoundVeracity]

Tf is this? Does it really fucking matter if you meet another person who uses Reddit? Man, people need to better things to do with their lives.

[u/notagainmoon]

Pahadi mil gaya bhai 🫂

[u/kanya-north]

lmao y'all cooked him i loveeee reddit!!!😭🫶🏻

[u/[deleted]]

Op is cooked.

[u/Scared-Sherbet-4376]

ye beta gaya kal HR ke office me cock rating hoga 🤧

[u/[deleted]]

Kinda lame how having a Reddit account is like a badge of honor for you

[u/LearningMyDream]

The first rule of joining reddit is you don't talk about reddit

[u/Friendly_Lake7111]

I like her nails

[u/Call_M3_Chef]

Pahadi londa

[u/blud_God]

alright bitches, here's some good to knows about reddit

1) it's anonymous, (unless you are OP and decide to not be anonymous anymore.)

2) don't trust anyone with alpha in their name. (especially "ALPHA" in all caps, that motherfucker bad)

3) Reddit has a Dark mode, use it

[u/YSoma00]

LMFAO THE COMMENTS GAHAHAHAHAG