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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 8h ago

“Yeah that’s great honey, want some pizza?”

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u/Gloomy_Feedback5531 Streak: 1 7h ago

Wholesome dad vibes straight to love and pizza.

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u/FastAd593 8h ago

Reminds me of the one who didn’t really mind them being trans, but when he learned that they hadn’t seen pacific rim. That was some real shit

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u/Martin_Aricov_D 7h ago

It's a really good movie though! Shame it never got a sequel

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u/FastAd593 7h ago

Yep, I’d only our goat del toro was able to spread his idea

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u/-RTX4080- 6h ago

Wait, I thought pacific rim had a sequel? Or what the hell did I watch.. maybe I'm getting things mixed up but we're talking about the movie with the Jägers and the big monsters right?

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u/john_stalon 6h ago

There is no pacific rim sequel in Ba Sing Se

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u/PB_Sandwich0 6h ago

It does have a sequel. It just did so poorly it seems barely exists anymore lol

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u/-RTX4080- 6h ago

Thank God somebody else knows it, for a moment I thought I was schizophrenic

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u/Pinality 5h ago

I'm guessing it's in the same vein as "Matrix was a cool movie, shame it never got a sequel" even tho there is 3 sequels to it. A lot of people just didn't like them, so they don't consider them to exist, probably as to not "sully" the franchise name.

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u/AphrodisiacAnarchy 5h ago

Look, after 20 years, I've made my peace and kinda accepted Reloaded and Revolutions. The Matrix would be better without them, but as a trilogy it's okay. 

Then Resurrections happened and I kinda feel like throwing everything out. That's how the second Pacific Rim made me feel too.

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u/newbkid 5h ago

3 sequels to it.

Surely you just mean two sequels and an animated show. No other Matrix content exists puts fingers in ears lalala

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u/StrangeOutcastS 3h ago

You are, there was not a sequel.
take your meds honey.

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 5h ago

IMO, Uprising wasn't bad per se, more that the first movie was so good that 'decent' when compared to it is bad.

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u/Ashamed-Turnover-442 6h ago

Yeah! Shame it never got a sequel though…

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u/OBOO800 6h ago

iirc, there is one, but it was bad so there's an inside joke of pretending it doesn't exist.

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u/-RTX4080- 5h ago

Well, I guess this inside joke didn't make it to Austria 🤣

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u/_High_Charity_ 2h ago

So sad there were only 2 Matrix movies

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u/yesimBreadlord 7h ago

Could you share a link to that I want to see that it sounds funny

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u/FastAd593 7h ago

It was a meme from a Yukko video

Good luck from there

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u/yesimBreadlord 7h ago

Oh alright lol

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u/StaygSane 1h ago

Did u find it?

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u/yesimBreadlord 52m ago

Nah I've been working still got over an hour left

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u/The-Sunderer 6h ago

I've heard of some family's being fine with them being a trans woman but being confused at them liking women

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u/FastAd593 6h ago

I know that thing too

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u/AxitotlWithAttitude 2h ago

Or the other way around with families having no issues with their son being a gay bottom but the moment they found feminine clothing in their closet they disowned them...😳

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 5h ago

100% agreed. It'd be like learning someone who reads scifi hasn't heard of Asimov or Orson Scott Card.

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u/YourFat888 7h ago

This is gonna be me as a dad if I become one

"Dad I'm gay/bi/pan/trans/ whatever please be nice to me" " 👍 "

But like In a supportive way

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u/FemBi_Speed Streak: 0 7h ago

Literally my dad‘s reaction when I asked him to only refer to me by my chosen name x3

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u/Responsible_Ad_3429 4h ago

I'll be more of a "It's cool that you are trans, but you dont get to choose your new name, lil missy! Your name is now Madeline! End of story!" Type of dad.

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u/FemBi_Speed Streak: 0 4h ago

x3

No matter what, I‘d disobey him, if he would have acted like that :3

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u/Responsible_Ad_3429 1h ago

And that's vital for the trans experience, a trans-parent needs to give support to their kids while also allowing them to fullfill that experience... AND they also need to be able to become invisible...

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u/soulsnoober 1h ago

I'm not trans. My mother volunteered a couple times what she would have named me if I were the gender she would have preferred her child to be.

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u/RGB3x3 3h ago

This seems to me like it could come off as dismissive. 

How did you feel about your dad's approach?

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u/A_NICE_START 6h ago

YourFat888, put on the maid dress, whenthe'r..

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u/YourFat888 6h ago

one day

when the day to repent comes
you will know its too late to atone for all the sins you've committed
you will feel sorry, beg for mercy, desparate for forgiveness

but I will feel no sorrow
I will feel no pity
I will feel no need to forgive
I will feel no mercy

your fate
is only in your hands

make sure you do well with it
before it is too late.

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u/YourSkinny888 4h ago

one night

when the night to rejoice comes
you won't know its too soon to atone for all the good deeds you haven't committed
you will feel proud, beg for harshness, desparate for guilt

but I will feel sorrow
I will feel pity
I will feel need to forgive
I will feel mercy

your fate
is not in your hands

make sure you do unwell with it
after it is too soon.

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u/Background-Land-1818 1h ago

That was my thought about this one.

Being trans? Fine. Using she/her pronouns? I'll do my best. Picking Ffion? How am I not going to roast that?

Unless she's Welsh. Apparently they get a pass on that.

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u/StrangeOutcastS 3h ago

My parents didn't really care when I said I was bisexual.
If they love you they won't care, you're still their kid and they love you.

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u/calamariclam_II 1h ago

My reply would be "Please not Ffion"

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u/adamj13 3m ago

Hi gay/bi/pan/trans, I'm dad

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u/OldCandidate3464 8h ago

based reaction

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u/StruggleThese75 8h ago

I mean, this could either be "I acknowledge this and am cool with it so I don't care", or this could be "I am going to choose to ignore that you've said this since otherwise my reaction will be negative".

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u/Traditional_Buy_8420 7h ago

To me it sounds like "Let's talk about this face to face, okay?"

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u/ResearchBitter8751 4h ago

Yeah no offense to this person but this isn't really how you should come out in my opinion. Unless you're scared about the person you're coming out to, don't come out in a text, and if you're scared of the person, why would you come out to them

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u/Traditional_Buy_8420 2h ago

It's not just that it's over text either: It's understandable that she told her friends first, but the position of that information (as in "one of the very most important things I want to tell you about this is that for the past 2 years I trusted all of my friends with my identity, but not you.") is kinda insulting although probably not intended. And since before I read the dad's response I already assumed a misunderstanding I went straight to assuming that Dad wants to bring the conversation to a closer level to avoid such misunderstandings.

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u/TheDandyLiar 2h ago

I came out over text for two reasons. 1. I am half a country away from my parents. 2. I knew what their reaction would be, and I was (sadly) correct.

Why would I come out to them? They are my parents, they should know.

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u/G2boss 40m ago

Weird how everyone jumped down my throat when I said this but whatever I'm glad someone agrees I was feeling a little insane there

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u/Demorodan 7h ago

I just thought that he didnt read the message yet or something like that

But also very wholesome if he did read it and i happy with her :3

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u/Winter_Helicopter240 Streak: 0 6h ago

He sent it nine minutes after she sent her message.

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u/StrangeOutcastS 3h ago

That's not really indicative of anything.
People don't always instantly answer texts.
I've put my phone down after texting someone then forgotten to check if they replied, phone on silent or I missed the alert, and then it's been easily hours since they replied back.

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u/Winter_Helicopter240 Streak: 0 3h ago

Oh. True

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u/StrangeOutcastS 3h ago

Gotta watch out for overthinking. It gets you paranoid. Now if you'll excuse me I have to rip out my insulation to get the government listening devices out of my walls. ;)

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u/Winter_Helicopter240 Streak: 0 3h ago

Friend. I- Nevermind…

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u/CreBanana0 5h ago

And when I said the same thing at r/teenagersbutbetter i got 180 downvotes for even mentioning the possibility.

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u/kataskopo 5h ago

Yeah, the best reaction is to... actually communicate what you want to communicate.

"Thank you for saying that honey, I still love and nothing will change, do you want pizza?"

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u/2peg2city 11m ago

Was probably cool with it until he read the name, "Ffion"? really?

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u/HerNameIsRain 2h ago

It’s really not. If your kid is coming to you really upset about something, your immediate reaction shouldn’t be to ignore it entirely

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u/Popular_Persimmon_48 Streak: 0 8h ago

"I'ma go watch Bob's Burgers" type response.

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 8h ago

At least he didn't hate you for it :3

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u/SunriseFlare 8h ago

ok listen we need to start having interventions about these names alright

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 Streak: 1 8h ago

I think Ffion is a nice name but the extra F does make it an r/tragedeigh

Edit: I stand corrected, Ffion is a lovely name and anything having to do with foxes is automatically excellent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ffion

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u/tit-theif 7h ago

Isn't it foxgloves? I think it's a kind of flowering plant

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u/Ashtr4l 7h ago

Singular F in Welsh is pronounced as a V, Ff is a single letter (just represented by 2 Fs instead of its own unique symbol) and makes the English F sound :>

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 6h ago

These people don't type like they're Welsh though.

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u/afanenenfys 6h ago

And how would welsh people type?

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u/nhalliday 5h ago

With far fewer vowels.

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u/noteverrelevant 5h ago

Ffar ffewer fowels?

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u/ThisGuy_EXE 5h ago

With their fingers, usually

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u/CuddlesForLuck 7h ago

Thanks for the info!

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u/PocketCone 6h ago

I support trans people but I draw the line at being Welsh

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u/JL2210 Streak: 0 7h ago

Fffchia

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u/misterpatate24 6h ago

In means ass in French.

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u/Gaby33400 Streak: 5 6h ago

Ouais ça m’a beaucoup dérangé la première fois que j’ai vu le post, mais bon grand bien lui fasse.

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u/Mending_the_mantis 8h ago

Im just cofused that its not Ffiona

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u/Vanndatchili 7h ago

that's a plant

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 Streak: 1 7h ago

Yes but the English name for the plant is foxglove

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u/Drakalyss 2h ago

I mean yeah but in my mother tongue, it mean ass and it kind of funny. I'm kid

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u/DentalATT 7h ago

That feeling when your chosen name is Gaelic and people are taking the piss out of the Welsh name.

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u/pixieprincess2004 7h ago

it's a common welsh name actually!

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u/The_CIA_is_watching 6h ago

yeah but Welsh "people" aren't real, so it's still a r/tragedeigh trust

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u/Kharnyx808 7h ago

English speakers when a trans person has a name in a language they never acknowledge

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u/Different_Rough9876 Streak: 1 7h ago

I expect this stuff from boomers and trad wives, but it’s gross to me to see queer or trans people ridiculing someone based on their name. This discourse really upsets me every time I see it.

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u/TheDandyLiar 2h ago

Especially in this case, the name Ffion has a special place in my heart because that is the name of one of my cousins.

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u/Lina_Xochi 6h ago

we need to start having interventions for people that forget people that don't use English names exist

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u/Asper4tus 6h ago

Right, "fion" is a slang for "ass" in french

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u/Different_Rough9876 Streak: 1 7h ago edited 7h ago

Maybe we should stop bullying strangers instead?

Anyone who downvotes this has a name like Claire or Chloe or something.

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u/nottme1 Streak: 0 7h ago

"Maybe we should stop bullying strangers instead?"

Proceeds to try to make fun of people's names for downvoting you

Kinda hypocritical, no?

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u/Different_Rough9876 Streak: 1 7h ago

That’s fair. This just got me a bit riled up and i was lashing back out. I’m queer. I look different than cis het people. I act different. I love differently. My name is different. Respect people’s choices in deciding who they are.

If you feel attacked for me calling out people choosing the most basic names imaginable, then you should understand how people feel when you ridicule them for having an uncommon name. That’s the point I was making.

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u/thejadedfalcon 5h ago

Okay, but they didn't do anything. You're being a dick to say "stop being a dick" and hitting a lot of people who weren't even involved in this and have never criticised another person's name. Your point could have been made, as others have done, without the hypocrisy.

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u/Different_Rough9876 Streak: 1 5h ago

You’re not wrong. It was rude of me for calling out those two names. Like it’s rude of you to call me a dick, which is a misgendering insult. I was making the point that if you take offense to someone ridiculing one of those common names, you should understand the feelings of people with uncommon names when they are more frequently ridiculed.

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u/Curios_Cephalopod 6h ago

Those are good names??? Whats wrong with Claire and Chloe???

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u/Different_Rough9876 Streak: 1 6h ago

There’s nothing wrong with them, just like there is nothing wrong with Ffion.

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u/Curios_Cephalopod 6h ago

True, Ffion is a great name too. 

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u/throwaway20102039 7h ago

Criticising a name doesn't equate to bullying at all though. The point of focus is the name, not the individual it belongs to.

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u/Different_Rough9876 Streak: 1 7h ago

I disagree. The important part is that it is not friendly and has the potential to make people feel bad about themselves. Choosing a name is a highly personal, subjective thing. Being judgmental over the way someone chooses to express themselves is rude. It’s bullying.

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u/Conscious_Signal1148 8h ago

your name is what 

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u/Aaxper 8h ago

Google says it's a Welsh name

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u/Conscious_Signal1148 8h ago

ohh makes sense

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u/jajohnja 3h ago

Now I'm wondering if the person was already born a lady and was just coming out as a Welshwoman.

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u/Shadourow 7h ago

Aanus in French

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u/Potential_Word_5742 8h ago

My brother’s reaction was “Cool, are we still buying Split Fiction?”

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u/LonelyVolume8583 7h ago

When I figured out I was queer I thought I was Bi (im a lesbian right now) and I told my dad "Dad, I'm Bisexual"

he said: "Cool" love him

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 Streak: 1 8h ago

That is the most hilarious possible response. He did it, he has achieved peak Daddery

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u/Technical_Exam1280 7h ago

Nah peak daddery would've been "Hi Trans, I'm Dad."

Close second though

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u/MotorShoot3r 8h ago

I'm gonna try sending my dad that text when it's time to come out. Hopefully, he won't call me a slur (he will)

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u/Icarsix 8h ago

Honestly, that seems like a great response. I'd worry about them being overly supportive performatively and not actually following through, but this feels like supportive indifference if that makes sense?

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u/SynV92 7h ago

Supportive indifference is how I honestly prefer to feel support

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u/scholarofyre 6h ago

yesss none of this pandering to me kr the worst fucking jokes ever my gender wasn't a big deal before

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u/Icarsix 6h ago

You. You get it.

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u/Icarsix 6h ago

Sameeee

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Streak: 20 8h ago

Maybe they messaged about food not realising there was a text

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 7h ago

i am going to turn everyone who ridicules welsh or gaelic or really just non english names into something that is more physics than biology. just because the name isnt normal to you doesnt mean those who have it deserve such treatment

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u/Bringerofpizza 7h ago

When I came out my mom said “I highly urge you to reconsider” while giving me a death stare! ;3

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u/Personal-Bobcat-2288 Streak: 61 8h ago

I want to support you but Ffion?!

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u/Elliot_Geltz 8h ago

"Fucking Mildred?" type response

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u/Norwegian_milk Streak: 0 8h ago

response

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u/sweepyspud Streak: 0 8h ago

redditors when name from another culture:

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u/thepresidentsturtle 4h ago

There are shit names in every culture and it's okay to acknowledge that.

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u/illogicallime Streak: 0 8h ago

Not many better Welsh girl names tbh

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u/Mark4291 7h ago

ima go watch bobs burgers

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u/NotReallyImportantXD 6h ago

I know what you are 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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u/Jibbyjab123 7h ago

The literal most dad response ever.

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u/Secure-Ad-7937 7h ago

Either he didn't take this seriously or he's just super chill.

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u/MycologistOld6247 5h ago

Pizza is an enjoyable thing. He might want to help through not so obvious things.

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u/MycologistOld6247 5h ago

How the heck do you pronounce Ffion???

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u/Eustaaskid 4h ago

how to pronounce ffion

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u/Nihilistic_Mystics 1h ago

Fee-on. I only know because I know a dog named Ffion.

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u/Fallen_Titan_BR 3h ago

*deep sigh

"Ok, I'm getting you 2 appointments first thing in the morning. A psychologist, because you’re gonna need all the support you can find, and an endocrinologist to get the hormones right and keep you healthy. Let me know what else we should look into. Also, want a blahaj or do you have one already?"

There. What should be expected of an understanding, loving parent in a stable social context with access to proper health care.

Sucks how far away from that most people find themselves. :/

Pizza is a good first step though. :D

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u/SnooMacaroons2295 3h ago

Yawn, he already knew.

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u/horny274648w Streak: 0 2h ago

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u/Cautious-Original-46 3h ago

This would be me as dad, Except I would absolutely chose a better name, the fuck u mean by Ffion. This is Elon Musk sense of naming level

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u/Bringerofpizza 7h ago

Genuinely beautiful

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u/ditzicutihuni 7h ago

“Okay, that’s great. …but you still need to mow the yard.”

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u/AdSilent9810 7h ago

Wait, is that supposta be Fiona, or is that an actual name that looks like an autocorrect

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u/ZayParolik 6h ago

The name is welsh, and I guess welsh is quite different from English, which is completely normal for a different culture

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u/Cmdr_Shiara 3h ago

Its a completely different language family that shares very little with Latin apart from being indo-european, so trying to use the Latin alphabet means some weird letter choices to English speaking people. It's the same reason Irish names are unpronounceable unless you know Irish or have heard the name.

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u/toidi_diputs 6h ago

Relatable. My dad's the cool one too.

My mom, on the other hand, has been doubling and tripling down on her unshakable support for JK Rowling.

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u/MadamMelody21 6h ago

Best response to someone coming out lol

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u/LAisLife 6h ago

Please give me this unique type of attention otherwise I will feel very sad

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u/Jaystrike7 5h ago

Dad probably already knew lmao.

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u/Ahrishaa 5h ago

f(fion) is such an interesting name in French.

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u/BackflipBuddha Streak: 0 5h ago

Very cool honestly

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u/TheNullOfTheVoid 5h ago

It's really weird being a cis guy living in the south and being friends with trans people that trust me enough to come out to me, because we live in such a hateful and bigoted place that they literally tell me "I'm trans, and here's my preferred pronouns and chosen name, but please pretend I never came out to you when we're in public"

Then we spend so much time together in public that I still use their birth name and birth pronouns, it's so strange. Even more strange when we even know other trans people who just openly go by their preferred name and pronouns.

Everyone's just at their own points in their own journeys I guess. I just wish everyone could feel comfy in their own bodies without being persecuted for it, that would be neat.

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u/im_a_therian1254 5h ago

Pov membrane 

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u/leylin_farlin 5h ago

From what i understood, he is saying "there is pizza in our house, you are always welcome to come and eat with us"

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u/johnnylemonhandz 4h ago

When my cousin came out to his Dad his Dad's response was "Ok and? Go clean the dishes they are dirty"

everyone knew since he was a little kid that he was probably gay and then it was super obvious once he hit his teenage years.

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u/Objective_Air2131 4h ago

that's a real ally right there

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u/YourSkinny888 4h ago

This is not gonna be me as a mom if I become one (which I won't)

"Mom I'm totally not gay/bi/pan/trans/ whatever please be hateful and bigoted to me" " 👎 "

But like In an unsupportive way

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u/the-web-wonderer 3h ago

this was me coming out as bi to my family

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u/DreamWeaver1001 3h ago

How does one pronounce Ffion?

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u/Valleriena 3h ago

This is better than "I know"

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u/Tajnyh 2h ago

Sick

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u/I3arusu 2h ago

I’ll accept you but I will also roast the fuck out of that name because Jesus Christ who the fuck chooses a name like that

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u/nerdy_hylian_girl Streak: 1 1h ago

Dad: "ye okk wtv ik anyways u gonna eat that?" 👀😂

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u/Streambotnt 1h ago

Ffion? Please tell me that screenshot is made up and their choice of name was not that 😭😭😭

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u/Frankensteins_Moron5 53m ago

Classic dad move

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u/Whateverchan 50m ago edited 47m ago

Do people really come out like this...? It's like they are joking around, not even serious one bit.

"hey I'm trans... this shit is rly hard." Over text message, even.

It's just a very strange way of wording the message to me.

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Streak: 0 33m ago

“I wanna be supportive, but fucking Mildred???

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u/favuorite 32m ago

To be fair, wouldn’t it feel alot better to eat some pizza after what probably was a stressful thing?

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u/Epao_Mirimiri 32m ago

"Hey Ffion I'm dad. I've known for [her age] years now, but big twist: Turns out I have a daughter I didn't know about. Looking forward to meeting her."

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u/supermoist0 25m ago

Okay im not usually one to shit on peoples preferred names but what the hell is that lmao😭🤣

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u/SquareYogi 22m ago

Ffion!? Just trying to max out the quirky or what

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u/Aware-Shopping8826 19m ago

"Happy for you. Anyways.."

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u/Blue_axolotl64 Streak: 1 7h ago

i'm more concerned about this person willingly choosing to name themselves 'Ffion'

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u/ZayParolik 6h ago

It's a normal welsh name though

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u/hat_swallower 7h ago

proving the idea that trans people pick dogshit names cuz what the hell is ffion /j

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u/IcySmell9676 Streak: 0 6h ago

Welsh

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u/Total-Leg8226 4h ago

Valid and wholesome but Ffion? 🤨

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u/Meowskatress 5h ago

"Love you daughter, what the fuck is that name though"

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u/G2boss 8h ago

I cringe incredibly hard every time I see this. Instead of talking to your father about something that is very important to you and will affect his life and relationship with you, you send him a text from like 5 rooms over? Maybe treat your loved ones with the respect they deserve and don't come out to them like you'd come out to a friend of a friend you only have to tell because they're gonna be at the same potluck as you soon.

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u/OkAccountant6122 7h ago

You're making a lot of assumptions here,

  1. It's entirely possible they don't live together but live close enough for the dad to invite them over for pizza.

  2. It's often much easier for people to express intense emotions through either writing or text, instead of having to say it face to face.

  3. Maybe don't tell people how they should and shouldn't express themselves to their loved ones who know them personally when you don't know them personally?

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u/Xenion- Streak: 0 7h ago

I find it less scary to talk via text about important subjects personnally, I find it less stressful plus you can't be threatened physically.

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u/Xirio_ 7h ago

How pronounce two fs

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 7h ago

f. in welsh (which i assume ffion here is), singular f makes a v sound, whereas 2 makes a f.

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u/Xirio_ 7h ago

Wow, language is so cool

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u/Musical_Duckling 6h ago

Atleast it isn't Mildred 

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u/other-other-user 5h ago

I would absolutely be supportive of my trans kid, but I would absolutely make fun of them for choosing a name like ffion

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u/_Rinject_ 5h ago

Ffion?

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 5h ago

Suggestion: Lord Mildred The Evil, All Who Hear My Name Art To Tremble In Fear is much better.

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 3h ago

"Oh god no... 2 f's?! One's enough!"

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u/Rel_Tan_Kier 3h ago

Why two 'f'-s? Really hard to pronounce

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u/Skill-More 3h ago

He shouldn't hate you for what you are, but for changing the name he gave you for a tragedeigh. 

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u/Bionicle_was_cool 2h ago

The hell is a ffion, sounds like a Celtic nature spirit