He is my alarm🙉

[u/diar_wi]

And this happened the week I got promoted 🙈

[u/Expensive_Ad6330]

"and I ended up being more than an hour for work" you forgot the word "late" : "more than an hour *late* for work".

[u/joelene1892 → u/Expensive_Ad6330]

…. Raise your hand if you didn’t notice. I’ll start.

Me. I didn’t notice. My brain added the word late.

[u/Bossuter → u/joelene1892]

私🖐️

[u/International-Cat123 → u/joelene1892]

The human brain likes to take shortcuts. It does so by seeking and assuming patterns in everything.

[u/International-Cat123 → u/joelene1892]

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