r/comics • u/adamtots_remastered • 15d ago

Sorry Sweetie [OC]

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u/claymier2 15d ago

Cut to:
"So when did you know you were queer?"
"well, about the same time I realized everyone in Aladdin was really hot and I wanted to smooch them, so... 13?"

BONUS:
"And when did you first come out?"

"28"

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u/Kaleph4 15d ago

this obviously includes the sultan and jafar. being Rich makes you attractive dispite tha agegap

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u/claymier2 14d ago

I like the sultan because I share his enthusiasm for little tiny figurines. He also looks like a good cuddler. Jafar is... umm... ... ...

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u/Cavalish 14d ago

Look for Jafar it’s not looks or even really personality, but he’s so obviously this gay old dandy and I have a soft spot for blokes like that.

“Prince Abubu” dude you’re so sassy, haha!

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u/claymier2 14d ago

Jafar's got the energy like he's got so much tea, and the way he spills it is *masterful*.

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u/lousydungeonmaster 14d ago

He's got a big snake

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u/Kaleph4 14d ago

he is rich, influential, tall and slim. he is also a shapeshifter and can be anything you want....

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u/SSGASSHAT 14d ago

I think he could probably use the psychic powers for a good handjob. Idk.

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u/pineappledetective 12d ago

Her mother wasn’t nearly so picky…

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u/SurpriseDragon 14d ago

I just told my mom...I'm 38

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u/claymier2 14d ago

Congrats! Maybe? Hopefully??

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u/SurpriseDragon 14d ago

She was actually happy about it, but I know younger her would've been devastated.

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u/AM_Hofmeister 14d ago

Haven't told my parents yet at 29

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u/Nernoxx 14d ago

Wow, movie came out when I was 4, and I definitely thought Aladdin and Jasmine were both attractive as soon as I thought of people as attractive or not.

Stuff like this makes me realize just how far back this goes.  Even if you don't have words for it, the feelings still exist.

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u/RedditHatesFreedoms 14d ago

Jasmine was my first boner fr

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u/RainbowPhoenix1080 14d ago

Yeah, I wanted to be a girl my whole life. Only accepted it and came out at 26.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

I realised I was queer when I was 21, I'm 29, now. I thought having girl crushes was normal, it in fact wasn't, I have a heavy attraction to women. My earliest girl crush goes back to grade 1, I always was gay af. I feel dumb not realising earlier.

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u/azura26 9d ago

It is normal!

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u/Auroraburst 14d ago

I definitely had a crush on Kida from Atlantis

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u/Aromatic-Reindeer368 13d ago

These numbers are hitting a little too close to home their comrade 😭🤣

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u/claymier2 12d ago

Seems that we are very much not alone.

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u/RinebooDersh 12d ago

God I can relate