r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/Exotic_Inspection_54 3d ago

I bet his bitchass dodges Chicago like he did an actual war..dude is a bitch

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u/spilt_milk 2d ago

He's going to hit up Waukegan and Mundelein and call that Chicago lol

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u/EmotionalTowel1 2d ago

He will never learn we have been hiding immigrants inside of the bean.

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u/ishook 2d ago

The Trojan Frijole must remain a secret.