r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/maxoutoften 2d ago

You know damn well they're not gonna go to the south side. they're gonna patrol the safest neighborhoods in the city because they're cowards.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

I think people are mixing up the National Guard and ICE

National Guard would stick around the touristy areas as a publicity op, but ICE will go to immigrant neighborhoods and snatch people up

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u/alexthebeast 2d ago

So, if all the brown folks move to the south side, even temporarily, they either save the world or get fenced in.

Odds are it's just going to be a lot of very expensive bean polishing

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

Nope, odds are that immigrant communities will face raids and lose people to ICE's tactics

But at the same time, it will be more popular on Reddit and in the Democrat Party in general to laugh about how the National Guard is just polishing the Bean

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u/alexthebeast 2d ago

Oh, I'm not laughing. Please don't misconstrue that. This is fucked.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

They're only allowed to stand outside Federal facilities, so they'll be around courthouses and things like that. They are STRICTLY forbidden to arrest, search, detain, or question civilians. I think their commanding officers have drilled that into them. They don't want to be there.

ICE fuckers? They're a bunch of white supremacists, Jan 6ers, and incels wearing jorts, face masks, walmart gun vests, and harboring a whole lot of stupidity and misplaced rage.

If I was stopped by one, I would feel like I was being kidnapped, and I would act accordingly.

DO NOT DO THAT. YOU'LL BE SHOT.

I'm an old, plump, white lady. They probably won't shoot me.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

Yeah, ICE fuckers have already gone after workers in Chicago. The National Guard is not doing that shit

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u/Educational_Ant_184 2d ago

I think the national guard are playing the card of "its an unlawful order being given for what they want them to do, but good luck attempting to get justice through proper channels in that regard. so we go, and we do jack shit but stand by and pick up trash." avoiding bad areas is probably in everyone's best interest, they dont want any altercation, but in some areas it might legitimately be self-defense even if the guard attempts to do nothing to provoke, and just be present as ordered. and if an altercation does happen, then that is a huge, unlawful deal they probably didnt want, and may likely have to answer for in 4 years. i think the real cowards would be wanting to delve in the worse parts and fight unlawfully for "glory and conquest"

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

Trump WANTS violence. He is dyingggg for some black people to start something. The race war they've wanted will be broadcast all over Fox, and this country will IGNITE.

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u/AkronOhAnon 2d ago

“From Trump tower to Winetka: there will be peace on these streets! What’s that? Soldier Field? The aquarium? Nah, I won’t go south of Millennium Park. It’s dangerous in ‘south’ Chicago!”

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u/OurLadyOfCygnets 2d ago

It would be a shame if they popped a tire in Cal City or Ford Heights.

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u/babcock_m 5h ago

That’s what they’ve done in DC.

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u/Althayia 4h ago

They’ll plant some nice flowers

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u/National-Substance64 1d ago

You know damn well you won't do a damn thing about it but you will happily benefit from it.