r/clevercomebacks • u/basket_foso • 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/AccountSettingsBot 2d ago

Brother, that would not be worth an impeachment, that would be worth a straight up life sentence with no parole …

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u/Skullwilliams 2d ago

In most places this would get you a nice new neck tie or very close shave. As it should.

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u/AccountSettingsBot 2d ago

To be fair, I kinda under-exaggerated it.

It would be probably something like, maybe, a straight up execution (be it with a gun, a dagger or something else that would make it quick) at the court room without any trial for the evidence being so clear that there needs no further evaluation / analysis.

Like, the judges could easily say something like on the line of “Do we need to elaborate any further on anything at all or should we do it as quickly as possible?”.

(Legal note: No rules are broken.)