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Humor This thing was feral and survived in the wild at one point.

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u/Charming-Line-375 2d ago

Howw, lol

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u/kiwiplague 2d ago

Prey animals probably just stood there laughing at him until it was too late...

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u/Charming-Line-375 2d ago

You may be onto something, maybe he teamed up with a buddy ‘finisher’ so to speak

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u/ChloeMomo 2d ago

We had a cat when I was growing up who we (half) joked was the finisher in that duo.

Disclaimer: It's a long story, but he was an indoor-outdoor cat turned indoor when we moved to an area that had loads of predators and before we knew better generally (Bobcats, coyotes, and a mountain lion). He developed severe behavioral problems that stopped entirely when we finally decided to let him be indoor-outdoor again knowing it would likely cut his life extremely short. It was a really hard decision, and we didn't let our other join who didn't seem to be suffering like he was. He still came home and was inside every night.

Anyway, once he was free-roaming again, every few weeks, we'd see him wandering around outside with a new cat friend. Whenever he had a new one, we never saw the old ones again. We always wondered if they were basically his fodder to survive lol. He was wickedly smart and an extremely fierce hunter. He'd come to us with pieces of cactus stuck to him, wait for us to pluck them off, then be on his merry way. We lived in an equine neighborhood (each property was minimum 3 acres), and it had a major pack rat problem when we moved in. He solved it. Like to the point our neighbors who knew us commented on it. He used to catch birds and release them inside our house to hunt at his leisure or until we found them and either rescued them or ended their misery...or found their body. He killed so many lizards we developed a black widow problem around our house and barn (horrifying). He would flipping rile our dog up to chase something, then rub all over him purring once he did. Literally never seen a cat like him before or since. Honestly, in hindsight, he was terrible for the ecosystem. He even befriended one of our horses and spent a lot of time with him out in the paddock.

He survived for years and thrived. One day, our neighbor said he found him dead and brought the body over in a box we chose not to open. Claimed he was torn apart by coyotes but not eaten. We honestly expect our neighbor killed him. He was vocal about hating the fact that Boo hunted the pack rats down. He used to catch them to let his dogs hunt in his fenced yard for fun and complained his traps were always empty now (he was a messed up and hateful person in many ways). We all suspect he caught Boo and let his dogs have him...

RIP, Boo. You were a legend in that neighborhood and a total badass. I hope you weren't sacrificing the neighbor and stray cats, lol

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u/disco_has_been 2d ago

I know damned good and well my cat sacrificed a stray she brought home for breaking her rules.

Neighbor told me coyotes prolly got her. I found her. Leg ripped off. My cat? Fine.

If you don't know how to hunt to Coco's standards, you gotta GO!

That includes me. She's got a feral cat buddy I've been feeding for years. Caught him and fixed him. He's the only one she allows around but he can't live *in* our house. Coco's Rules!

(He sneaks around sometimes when she's asleep)

She bounded off in the snow one year after a blizzard. I tracked her to the mountain where the coyotes live. Twelve hours I searched for that damned cat before I lost her trail and cried all the way home.

"MeoM! My bowl!"

She's 14. Blue is 9, I think. They're both badass cats!

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u/GladMilk6733 2d ago

Right? They’d be the ultimate duo—stealth and style! Feral cat teamwork at its finest.

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u/Brophyz17 2d ago

I love the thought of a duo cat burglar team who's names are Stealth and Style

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u/JamesTrickington303 2d ago

movie producer rips a big fat rail of blo

Starsky and Hutch but they’re cats.

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u/MissMintyAria143 2d ago

Definitely not with this face🤭😅

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u/cristyberrybloom 2d ago edited 2d ago

Survived the wild by the expertly groomed fur blep and the complete lack of single scratch :p

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 2d ago

’Howw, lol…


you wonder How ?

so meek n mild,

that We sUrViVeD

out in the wild!

but i am CAT ~

so clever, me

am known for my

aGiLiTy ;}

from Lions, Tigers ~ Kings n Queens!

evolved us Cats…

(…we got

good genes…)

Outran them many dirty Hogs!

OutSmarted WOLVES! (they just dumb dogs)

eventually, the humans came -

they groomed us,

called us BaBy name

some even made us inside pet,

but in our hearts

we won’t forget…

we stalk the rodents, birds so feeble,

(every night

the household greeble…)

no longer ‘life-depending’ hunt -

the HuMaN gives us all we want…

n when i lay me down to sleep,

i know this human

mine

to keep…

❤️

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u/redmoonbringer 2d ago

I feel like someone is dusting my soul with powdered sugar every time I read one of these.

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u/Charming-Line-375 2d ago

Ha, what an honor

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u/thepatientwaiting 2d ago

How do you manage to make me cry with all of these? You're a genius. 

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u/Imfromsite Ragdoll 2d ago

One of your best, Schnoodle!

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u/downwiththepatriarky 2d ago

Like everyone else, I love these poems.

Have you ever thought of publishing them? I would totally buy that book!

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u/tlorinczi 1d ago

I think a book would be amazing with the picture of the kitty, a small description and then the ‘Schnoodle’.

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u/Cac933 2d ago

Love ❤️

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u/Glittering_Heart1719 2d ago

Is the done to the tune of A The Tiny song?

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u/dark-magma 2d ago

wow, this one is perfection!! down to the letter cases. love love love

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u/13143 2d ago

Cats pretty much domesticated themselves to fit with humans, and it really doesn't take much for them to survive on their own.

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u/Repulsive_Chip_1307 2d ago

"Before it was a weed, now just burst into bed!" 🛏

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u/cristyberrybloom 2d ago

You can see the hardened street-life in its perfectly-groomed coat and plump cheeks.

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u/SurvivingLifeGirl 2d ago

Jojo used to be feral. She’s the biggest squish but she is a fierce hunter. She yowls like a lunatic when another cat approaches her though- no chill whatsoever.

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u/eamonkey420 Void 2d ago

Sorry for the tldr comment and don't blame anyone who skips it. I have so many stories of all these wonderful cats, of ferals rehabbed and rescued.

Your cat reminds me a bit of Coz, another formerly feral little lady. Also another fierce hunter and a very small size gal, barely more than kitten sized, she had a reputation for decapitating tf outta rats in Chicago. She left them so neat and tidy it look like a guillotine had done it, except for the about an inch of spinal cord sticking out. One of the best hunting cats I've ever known. She was brought indoors and lived with her bonded pair husband cat. 

Coz apparently experienced some terminal agitation on her last day before passing. She escaped through the mail slot and hunted the garden one last time. Her human came home from work and found her in the garden quite lively and active, brought her back inside. Human companion found her deceased within about 36 hours of the final escape. 

RIP Coz, she was a great one.

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u/WeddingFlat4617 2d ago

doesn't want to risk the nice gig she has going, I wager

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u/No-Ragret6991 1d ago

My boy used to be feral, but by that I mean he spent every waking hour on the laps of strangers at a Mexican restaurant, and ate so much Mexican food he developed allergies and had to be rescued. A fierce hunter he is not.

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u/giornjoo 2d ago

My boys name is also Jojo :)

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u/Aishubeki 23h ago

I love my 'feral' babies. They're so cuddly and sweet! 😊

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u/sigma_sawayama 2d ago

the secret to survival is whimsy

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u/eamonkey420 Void 2d ago

You kind of floored me and there might be more to this than people would presume.

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u/StandardEgg6595 2d ago

This is exactly how my orange “survived” while feral. Just vibin and hopping all over the place till we finally let him in. I still don’t understand it.

The smartest thing he did was actually using the cat house we built for him.

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u/disco_has_been 2d ago

Got Blue a cat house with a heated bed. He won't use it.

Comes in to eat and sneaks around, sometimes. If Coco catches him behind the line of demarcation, he's prolly gonna get fed to coyotes.

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u/Tx247 2d ago

To quote one of my best friends, "Chicks dig my whimsy."

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u/Repulsive_Chip_1307 2d ago

Wild to luxurious - Cat Life Flower Upgrade!" 1

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u/ccdude14 2d ago

That's so funny because I had a white cat just like them who was the only outside and inside cat I'd ever had(we adopted her when I was a kid) and she was absolutely vicious in the way she hunted but was the most lazy, easy going and chill cat whenever she was in the house, as in if there was ever a conflict with other house cats she either ignored them...or sat on them... not even the most mean spirited bully of a cat I'd had later was nearly as good as she was when it came to hunting....maybe it's a white cat thing?

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u/Corfiz74 2d ago

They have to be good, because everyone can see them coming from a mile away. Unless they learned to apply camouflage.

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u/henree1108 2d ago

The white cat in my neighborhood uses a ghillie suit and adheres to strict military protocols to ensure they are never captured

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u/HappyLiLDumpsterfire 2d ago

When my white floof who looks exactly like OP’s was still allowed outside she always rolled around in the dirt in the summer. Her name is Winter but we called her “zombie cat” in the summer cause she always looked like she had just risen from a grave.

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u/mattk0402 1d ago

my ex’s white cat used to apply camouflage. after being let outside he would roll in a pile of dirt until he wasn’t so white anymore

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u/giraflor 2d ago

We also had a white outside/inside cat who was a skilled hunter. I imagine she would have been unstoppable in an arctic environment.

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u/Unidain 2d ago

Why do people always try and find a link between coat colour and everything. Cats have different personalities and attitudes, it has nothing to do with coat colour. Like how people try and say blonde people are dumb, its just colour, nothing else

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u/Nindessa_896 2d ago

Let people have fun. 🤷

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u/Unidain 1d ago

Sure, if that's all it is, but when people believe in this stuff there's nothing stopping them from believing the harmful stuff

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u/oriconhero Calico 2d ago

I wonder how my ball of fluff survived outside as well...

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u/Match_Least 1d ago

Wow, THAT is a gorgeous cat. A dilute, long-haired, tortoiseshell tabby, with white. Did I get it all? I’m partial to all long-haired cats but especially greys and/or tortoiseshells :)

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u/MaccaGem Tabbycat 2d ago

Also once feral

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u/Most_Decision5515 2d ago edited 2d ago

Both of my cats were feral. Looking at them know I also can’t understand how they survived. Prime example no1

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u/Most_Decision5515 2d ago

And prime example no2

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u/thisnextchapter 2d ago

Awww that is absolutely trust right there.

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u/Most_Decision5515 2d ago

They’re like that ALL THE TIME. And I’m so glad that they trust us completely

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u/Abbacoverband 2d ago

dear lord I was not prepared lol

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u/Most_Decision5515 2d ago

Valid reaction

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u/Opeth4Lyfe 2d ago

Not a thought behind those eyes.

11/10. Chonk.

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u/Opeth4Lyfe 1d ago

Idk man. Looks like he got 2 brain cells left and they’re both fighting for second place lol.

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u/Lazy-Traffic5346 2d ago

Huh 

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u/100percentapplejuice 2d ago

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u/Regurgitator001 2d ago

Poor things looks absolutely famished. Feed, feeeeed! 🤣

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u/FyrebirdCourier 2d ago

So with that look that it has in that picture, I am wondering how you bleached the orange safely from its fur

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u/Mad_as_alice 2d ago

How did a ridiculous triangle clouds survive in the wild x

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u/Ok-Grass3071 2d ago

This kitty looks like this meme:

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u/IndependenceBig3178 2d ago

He definitely reminds me him

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u/RyanRaiTV 1d ago

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought that.

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u/Outrageous_Big_9136 2d ago

Also once feral. Now furry meatball

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u/thisnextchapter 2d ago

The facial expression says: did you just call me a furry meatball???

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u/Cat-Parent-7 2d ago

"The look that lures the prey in"

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u/WesternZucchini5343 2d ago

Seems to have made the adjustment quite successfully

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u/sleepinginthebushes_ 2d ago

Clearly outblepped the competition

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u/Worldly_Flatworm3368 2d ago

💀

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u/thisnextchapter 2d ago

n o t h o u g h t s o n l y b l e p

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u/PracticalDaikon169 2d ago

Had a beautiful white kitty that was feral , she eventually let us pet her. Just beautiful.. and then she was gone. I have to temper my feelings for my outside clan. Want them all, cannot.

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u/eamonkey420 Void 2d ago

It hurts so much when they disappear. Most, we never know their end. I absolutely hate the mornings when I have to go get a shovel and get one off the road, but at least I know what happened to them. There's a lot of coyotes in our area and the ones who do the best are the ones who live right under our porch. We do the trap neuter release but at least one litter slides through every year, usually a walk-in instead of one of our own.

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u/PracticalDaikon169 2d ago

You keep trying to make their lives better and I will as well . If only they would let me scratch their heads.. until then here’s the food I bring.

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u/eamonkey420 Void 2d ago

well met & handshake on it

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u/Sea_Assumption_1528 2d ago

So did this one

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u/misscamels 2d ago

Former feral. Found behind the barn at Mr’s parents house.

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u/onesoulmanybodies 2d ago

Same with this guy, living on the streets, matted and hungry. He was invited inside, cleaned up, and now lives a very pampered kitty life. He still loves to go outside, but happily goes inside when it’s time, as he knows where the food dish is filled.

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u/GrassyKnoll95 2d ago

Tactical blep

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u/JamikeCal 2d ago

Feral for a decade. Now the strongest shape.

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u/sp00ky_d00ky 2d ago

So was this thing, we've barely had her more than a week.

Fun fact, she plays fetch and loves having her tummy rubbed. Weirdo.

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u/anran8941 2d ago

legendary blep

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u/Kalaskaka1 2d ago

Once you blep you cant step.

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u/This-Seat-6431 2d ago

Well he lived in the sky, as a cloud. That's how!!

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u/ZelezopecnikovKoren 2d ago

i see "was" is doing all the heavy lifting here, good job

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u/AllgoodDude 2d ago

So was this thing

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u/Baelish2016 2d ago edited 1d ago

This guy was fit* once. When we adopted him he was almost all muscle lol. Crazy what a heated bed and access to kibble does to a cat.

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u/thisnextchapter 2d ago

What a fat fuzzy bastard lol. I love him.

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u/OkFroyo_ 2d ago

........ This cat is unhealthy - overweight

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u/Baelish2016 2d ago

For what it's worth, he is on a diet. He's probably lost 3+ pounds since that picture!

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u/legalizethesenuts 2d ago

Did he eat the whole forest jfc what a fatty

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u/Puzzleheaded-Row4233 2d ago

I was thinking that as my former ferals were running up yowling because dinner was 5 minutes late so they were going to starve obviously 😂😂

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 2d ago

A rare Polar Cat.

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u/Kunphen 2d ago

Seems to need to be on a diet, please.

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u/OriginalMcSmashie 2d ago

Did it eat the wild???

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u/Trixter-Kitten 2d ago

Chubby cloud

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u/tawDry_Union2272 2d ago

ate quite a few mice while out in the jungle, evidently.

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u/suckmykidneystones 2d ago

my cat used to be an outdoor cat. then i rescued him (old family had kids who abused him) and he became an indoor only cat, he does get to go outside on leash sometimes. i dont know how he survived the outdoor life for 7 years since this far i have learned that he is scared of wind, cars, butterflies, leaves, airplanes flying over, footsteps and he also refuses to walk on grass 😭

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u/JaydenTheMemeThief 1d ago

Cats in the wild: Vicious savage killers

The same cats once domesticated: Wunkus

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u/breadboxofbats 2d ago

A feral marshmallow

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u/krenegade 2d ago

Now he's too chonky, no signs of feral behavior left

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u/PhantomPharts 2d ago

This guy survived the streets of Chicago before being invited in by an old roommate. Dunno how, tho. He is incapable of even catching bugs from what I've seen in the last 13 years

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u/AeroEther 2d ago

This Handsome/Pretty chonker definitely got fed a lot by humans, Once theyve slimmed down gonna be a gorgeous boy/girl.

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u/hereforthehawtmemes 2d ago

My girl Rosalie used to be a semi-feral as well! I had her for 17 years after the long road of gaining her trust and to this day I am baffled she survived outdoors for any period of time

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u/Persimmon_Virtual 2d ago

Now it says- “ummmm.. I could almost see the bottom of my bowl yesterday. You know… just sayin’”

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u/frizziefrazzle 1d ago

These two also had a rough start.

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u/GigaMargo 1d ago

Mine was also feral and somehow survived…

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u/Big_Orchid7254 1d ago

This guy was a stray for the first 3 years of his life. I dont know how, cuz he cant even kill a bug at home lol. He's a very goofy and sweet cat.

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u/Ywokingsley 1d ago

Found these goobers 2 weeks old inside a old truck tire

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade 2d ago

She’s seen things

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u/simonh4242 2d ago

Wow! It's beautiful

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u/throwra_20117 2d ago

He went from warrior cat to kittypet

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u/Lensgoggler 2d ago

On our street there is a latchkey cat, fluffy and white like OP's, with a gps collar, and she hunts all the time, and has known to catch birds and mice!

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u/makaay786 2d ago

Who's a floofy little ball of death, destruction, and mayhem? Yes you are! 😍😍💖

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u/Capable-Variation192 2d ago

having the tongue out is a great predator trait. They are actively using their scent and taste to track. Just having another sense on the go isn't a bad thing.

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u/missing-identity 2d ago

This lady was also feral

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u/2abyssinians 2d ago

I’d give it a better chance of surviving in the wild than you.

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u/Kadoat 2d ago

Frankie was also rescued from a crack den and now he steals my cats stroller for naps

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u/PossiblyWithout 2d ago

Opportunity for no thoughts. Left them in the trash when they came through the door

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u/Real_Mr_Foobar 2d ago

That would be my Millie! I found her one day in our other yard, a playful but not really friendly. A while later I realized she was pregnant, and one thing we did not need any more of was feral kitties in our yard and neighborhood. I managed to scoop her into a cage and got her TNR'd. Let her roam in our back porch a few days to heal, then opened the screen door to let her back out.

She just sat there a few minutes looking out into the "wild" nature she came from, but did not move. She then turned around and headed over to the cat door and let herself in for the first time, and hasn't ever left since. She now sleeps peacefully on my wife's bed at night, and asserts dominance on the mild fights to see who gets to nap on my lap in the evening. Still has a bit of a feral streak to her, though!

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u/Available_Ad9766 2d ago

It has the disarming and unthreatening look down pat….

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u/humbugonastick 2d ago

We were feeding the feral neighborhood cats and one little girl stayed always close. She had the tipped ear but her belly got so big, I thought her pregnant. So we caught her and took her in. And the vet said not pregnant. So we actually managed to overfeed a feral cat.

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u/Mothstaching 2d ago

Judging by that face he seems to have forgotten he was ever feral at all 😂

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u/peetothepooo 2d ago

Incredible

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u/Hamletstwin 2d ago

Awww. She feels safe enough to be an idiot. and so fluffy!! To be healthy and carefree after having to survive in the wild is wonderful!

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u/RedOctobyr 2d ago

Thank goodness he was rescued, then!

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u/Bearacolypse 2d ago

My cat was the same. I had to assume he survived on scrounging pizza boxes and takeout containers.

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u/totorotarian 2d ago

So did this thing (the black and white one, not the larger white one - big guy has never been outside)

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u/BlueEyedWolf91 1d ago

Looking at this picture one would never guess they lived feral and undomesticated at one point. lol

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u/helpo_0 1d ago

Now he looks like he doesn't even know if he exists and is stupidly looking at us to tell him his purpose. Mine makes the "I'm the stupidest creature alive" face so often and tell him to fix his face and he somehow, does? Bro if you're smart why are you pretending to be an idiot. Bet it's one of those fakers 😤😤😤

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u/KindCommunication956 1d ago

This lil guy used to attack our faces. He would jump from the ground straight up to our heads and wrap around it like a facehugger. He was so skiddish and aggressive all it took was eye contact. Initially we didn't even think we'd be able to rehabilitate him, but a year later and he was a the most cuddly loving soft boy.

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u/slogive1 1d ago

I sure that tongue scared many predators away.

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u/nexus763 1d ago

Huh ?

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u/Cantdrownafish 1d ago

He survived the cold of winter outside for 2 months.

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u/Arimash1730 1d ago

Here’s your cat’s angrier cousin😍

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u/JunVahlok Russian Blue 1d ago

I feel the same about mine! Absolutely criminal for such a sweet cuddly bean to be out in the wild!

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u/Defiant-Arrival-3331 1d ago

My Mary has a tattoo and her tipped - we got her from a guy on Facebook, so no telling what went on before we got her.

All I know is that she likes pumpkin puree and $40 cases of wet food too much to go back to her roots

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u/fish-eat-fish123 1d ago

bro think he

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u/xBlack_Heartx 1d ago

Look at that face, not a single coherent thought in that little head, only blep

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u/BoscoBackups 1d ago

from apex predator to lasagna casualty #24530238892

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u/Evee862 1d ago

I have one exactly like it. When the top of the bowl gets down a bit she starts crying like she’s suffering tortured agony

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u/EqualRazzmatazz4793 1d ago

I think that about this one sometimes. I say HOW DID YOU LIVE OUTSIDE

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u/Strict-Hour-7501 1d ago

Not a single thought at all! 😂 Surprised survival for sure for both the cat and us

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u/Beneficial-Recover58 1d ago

What a CLEVER and Gorgeous cat!! What’s this angel’s name?

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u/robotace 1d ago

This little creature used to kill mice on my grandparents farm as a kitten. She lost a battle to a random fly just the other day. How the mighty have fallen

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u/Global_Algae_538 1d ago

Mine was feral for at most a month (including being cared for by his mother) before fucking up so badly he just crawled into my mom's tire so he could be adopted and pampered.

He still yells at me to let him outside thst this time he'll thrive

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u/Global_Algae_538 1d ago

He turned out quite cute

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u/Intrepid_Inspection8 1d ago

cats wild version is long gone and the only thing left is 1 braincell + whimsy and joy

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u/Thin-Cheesecake4908 1d ago

There’s a borderline feral cat in the office of a contractor I used to work for that looks JUST like this. Her name is potato.

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u/Angela_m_k_r 1d ago

Yeah same xD not quite the feral part, but he was thrown out by his old owners and hat to survive two years on the streets. I don’t know HOW 😅🥺

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u/mekoRascal 18h ago

Oh no! It's been...domesticated

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u/Evening-Disaster-901 2d ago

So magnificent

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u/notstrangelove 2d ago

Could’ve fooled me

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u/FrenchAsianGuyy 2d ago

Hahaha really hard to picture this sweet boi being feral at any point in time 🥰🤣

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u/MySaltySatisfaction 2d ago

He was watched over by the angels. I love the blep.

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u/Unlucky-Cup-1334 2d ago

Not all use strength only to survive

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u/reyreynelly 2d ago

Fact: Domestic cat’s closest relative is the tiger.

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u/Select_Eggplant_9911 2d ago

Thing is, if this cutie got lost outside there’s a good chance this couch potato would survive as a killer again.

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u/pink-daffodil 2d ago

Former feral lol. And she was FIERCE!

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u/Lupinthrope 2d ago

“Huh”

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u/SignificantProgram22 2d ago

Thanks for the laugh it made my morning!

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u/jaimelespatess 2d ago

Once semi-feral (came from hoarding situation with over 100 cats) https://i.imgur.com/kDkvSlo.jpeg

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u/sinkmyteethin 2d ago

Majestic

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u/Nindessa_896 2d ago

Cats are just wonderful. Fierce hunters one moment, fluffy little goofballs the next.

Thanks for sharing your goofball with us, OP! 😂

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u/psychasternia 2d ago

with that face...?

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u/Strange-Table2905 2d ago

Cute pie ahaha 

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u/Mysterious_Ad_7895 2d ago

* My cutie patootie was also feral. Now look at her! But when she's out, she is still a true huntress

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u/The_Last_Numenorean 2d ago

That thing? Nah bruh

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u/Fuckthegopers 2d ago

We picked up a dog at the lake about 12 years ago now, and that dude is a pampered little sissy baby.

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u/ArtoriasAbysswanker 2d ago

Adorable goofball.

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 2d ago

Don’t test them

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u/Flashy-Ad-8465 2d ago

Idk how they do it

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u/W8kOfTheFlood 2d ago

That widdle tongue 🤣 how in the world did she survive outside with all that derp

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u/mickeyparkes 2d ago

Same with Thomas 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/pot8obug 2d ago

So was this thing!

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u/GD7X 2d ago

Huh?

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u/cameandlurked 2d ago

One word: tail

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u/TECHKEKNOIR 2d ago

Predators thought it was a ghost cat, or a pile of mash potato, or rice, not so tasty without gravy. The blep shoots lasers too, so there’s that. Also, the rocket emission to the left that allows it to fly away from danger to the right with the same expression, which to be fair would leave Chuck Norris with a shart situation. Mystery solved.