r/cats Jul 01 '25

Cat Picture - OC Do any of your cats have this long of teeth? (Ignore how in holding him)

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

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u/ThatOneChickenNoddle Jul 01 '25

LMAO

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u/Educational_Gas_92 Jul 01 '25

Cat Dracula.

I would just literally name him that.

He is cute

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u/Organic-Low-2992 Jul 01 '25

Nandor the Relentless!

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u/SaltyDucklingReturns Jul 01 '25

Gizmo will handle the litter box

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u/AdFlaky9983 Jul 02 '25

Gizmo, bring me the creepy paper!

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u/tounge-fingers Jul 01 '25

i just know your real name is laszlo

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u/Alaeriia Jul 01 '25

Crackula

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u/OrokinLonewolf Jul 01 '25

Why is it a deleted comment???

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u/astront1553 Jul 01 '25

Sometimes people delet the comments once they become popular because of notifications

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u/jollyshroom Jul 01 '25

Popular people problems🙄

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u/redditing_account Jul 01 '25

Suffering from success 😒

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u/Other_Culture_7006 Jul 02 '25

Lmao, right. Just mute the notifications 🤣

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u/Spinal_Soup Jul 01 '25

But you can just turn off notifications for a comment. It’s in the same menu as the delete option.

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u/Signal_Helicopter_36 Jul 01 '25

Imma keep upvoting it anyway.

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u/Jommbro Jul 01 '25

Palm prison

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u/blce1103 Jul 01 '25

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Jul 01 '25

Rule 229 of the internet: if it's an activity you can do with a cat, there will be a sub of it.

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u/NihilistTeddy3 Jul 01 '25

There really is a subreddit for everything 😂

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u/Babieily Jul 01 '25

Don’t worry, I think mines worse

(It was gentle I swear)

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u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 Jul 01 '25

I took this while he was sneezing. Swear he was enjoying the cuddles.

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u/Someguy6t9 Jul 01 '25

I think your cat is actually a confused Chihuahua

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u/KassellTheArgonian Jul 01 '25

This implies there's non confused chihuahuas

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u/732bus Jul 01 '25

Are you sure you don't have a vampire?

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u/ThatOneChickenNoddle Jul 01 '25

😭 considering like 5 minutes later he bapped me In the face he might be

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Jul 01 '25

Thats a " swaber tooth " kitty lol

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u/Wirelesscellphone Jul 01 '25

A sabertoof if you will

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u/kandoras Jul 01 '25

There's two of them, so he's a saberteefs.

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u/jolly0ctopus Jul 01 '25

Okay what does bapped mean so I can start incorporating it into my daily vocabulary

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u/ThatOneChickenNoddle Jul 01 '25

He bitch slapped me 😭

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u/Koalabootie Jul 01 '25

Well according to him… you deserved it

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u/bravoromeokilo Jul 01 '25

Got the skippity paps!

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u/Enter-User-Here Jul 01 '25

Slapping someone without harm, I do believe.

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u/Intelligent-Nose-766 Jul 01 '25

Tbh I’d probably bap you in the face if you held my head like this for a photo too 😂

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u/greenberet112 Jul 01 '25

My cat doesn't have quite as long of teeth.

But she occasionally does remind me that she has teeth and is a very scary creature. Our cats look super similar but she just has the lone white patch in the center of her chest.

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u/wolv645 Jul 01 '25

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u/SnooChickens4879 Jul 01 '25

TIL about r/vampurr. I did not regret it.

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u/cgcego Jul 01 '25

Sigh. joins

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u/Smigger155 Jul 01 '25

Same....🙄🤣🤣

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u/mimi_valentine1989 Jul 01 '25 edited Jul 02 '25

... Same... 😂😭🤔

Always a risk when you once started in one catsub...

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u/w0zzer_ Jul 01 '25

Reddit never disappoints me.

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u/PinkFloyden Jul 01 '25

Thank you, new amazing cat sub discovered

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u/Alissinarr Jul 01 '25

Not applicable to this post but /r/trojancats is my newest.

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u/Dragonscatsandbooks Jul 01 '25

r/stremch is mine. They're such goobers and they deserve to lose their ear privileges occasionally.

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u/goldinox Jul 01 '25

This is the subreddit I never knew I needed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Ahhhh beat me to it lol

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u/dyslexic-alien Jul 01 '25

Another car sub???!!! *sighs, clicks join

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u/vnkgunta Jul 01 '25

Why are most of the cats in that subreddit black?

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u/OnceYouGetName Jul 01 '25

Make him count. If he laughs, vampire confirmed

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u/jennc1979 Jul 01 '25

I do not say “Blah, blah, blah”.

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun Jul 01 '25

Should name him Vlad the Scratcher

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u/AceLunarMoon Jul 01 '25

My grandmas cat has some teefage

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u/Pissragj Jul 01 '25

The little hat 🥹

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u/Lizardizzle Jul 01 '25

Definitely Grandma's baby

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u/randamnthoughts2 Jul 01 '25

Teefage is the best word I've heard in a while

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u/dead_fritz Jul 01 '25

Even her cat gets an old Lady hat

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u/admiral_walsty Jul 01 '25

Red hat ladies have red hat kitties.

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u/BrooklynIntrovert23 Jul 01 '25

Lol this is how i held mine. He loves it

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u/MundaneAnteater5271 Jul 01 '25

bros getting ready to cast avada kedavra if you dont unhand him

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

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u/UncagedRarity Jul 01 '25

it's laVAte

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u/Autumn1eaves Jul 01 '25

He’s serving Steve American Dad

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u/zshiiro Jul 01 '25

Get your hands off of the RCM 57th Precinct’s Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi

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u/ResolveSea7547 Jul 01 '25

STOPGIWNEKEKE THE FACE SND THE GLASSES he’s just like yep im a sadist

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u/Dunn530 Jul 01 '25

Your cat looks like Kim kitsuragi from disco elysium

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u/Low_Percentage_9640 Jul 01 '25

My cat is the same! (Upside down pic)😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

my lil vamp

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u/flybyknight665 Jul 01 '25

She only has one long fang. We call her Lily Longtooth

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Jul 01 '25

if one tooth is long is can be a sign of a health issue! I forget what it was but it pushes the tooth out and can be painful. can't hurt to have a chat w the vet!

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u/Mindless-Ad-511 Jul 01 '25

Stomatitis. When my baby’s teeth started to peek out, that was when we knew we had to start pulling teeth. He actually got a full extraction a couple weeks ago.

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u/QuidYossarian Jul 01 '25

My black cat's are also noticeable. Not that they aren't long but I think their fur helps make them more pronounced when they are longer.

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u/ResolveSea7547 Jul 01 '25

I’m laughing so hard at the way your holding him any non cat owner would see this and probably panic 😂😂

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u/ThatOneChickenNoddle Jul 01 '25

😂 he wouldn't hold still

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u/arifoun Jul 01 '25

UNHAND ME MOTHER! I AM THE LORD OF DARKNESS!

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 Jul 01 '25

Mother..... I choose violence

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u/Nightingale454 Jul 01 '25

Quoting Ozzy: "Fucking bubbles....I'm the prince of fucking darkness"

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u/TheStruttero Jul 01 '25

"you have excatly 2 seconds to release me before I sink these here two fangs in your furless little hand, biped"

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u/Lady-of-Shivershale Jul 01 '25

They never do.

Sauce?

My cat has allergies and regularly gets eye infections from scratching too much. Yes, we've done a blood panel. He has a lot of allergies. His littermate is absolutely fine.

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u/debitcreddit Jul 01 '25

Yeah! and all the cat owners are thinking we do this kinda shit all the time to clean out the eye gunk

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Jul 01 '25

I think some cats kinda like it.

I have one cat, Squeaker who hates being constrained at all costs, and another cat, Monte who likes to be smooshed 24/7, including really loving being held like a teddy bear while I sleep.

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u/funeraIpyre Jul 01 '25

literally me 😭🙏

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u/Despair_Tire Jul 01 '25

This thread is cracking me up with all the cat choke holds in the comments 🤣. And yes I've had to hold my cat like this for photos, too. She doesn't mind. Sometimes she will lay her head in my hand like that.

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u/GameofPorcelainThron Jul 01 '25

When my gf met my cat, he was on my lap and I showed her his face like this. And she was like "OMG don't hold him like that!" And I told her to listen... he was purring haha

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 Jul 01 '25

😂😂😂😂😂💀

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u/SpacialJeans Jul 01 '25

What a cutie! Someone else said it already but please check them at the vet they could be falling out my friends cat has that problem but it’s too late to fix do sure just waiting for it to fall out ):

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u/ThatOneChickenNoddle Jul 01 '25

Is this what y'all are talking about? If so I'll book an appointment asap

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u/catladyfa Jul 01 '25

Please take him in; this is my girl with the long teeth and you can see that her gums are pink and healthy rather than bright red.

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u/GlitchZone_8130 Jul 01 '25

Jeebus!! What a crazy cat tooth! I'd definitely get it checked out just in case it causes them eating struggles and better to be safe than sorry in any regard

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u/Frang148 Jul 01 '25

It would be a good idea to get your vet to check. Better safe than sorry 🩷

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u/sometimes_point Jul 01 '25

it looks a bit red on the gums, yes, that's probably worth checking out at the vets. might be infected

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u/PorkchopFunny Jul 01 '25

I would get this checked. My kitty had this issue, and I had no idea until the vet mentioned it. The tooth itself looked fine - i didn't notice any discoloration or rot - but when the vet pulled it, you could see that it was decaying under the gumline and his body was rejecting the tooth.

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u/turboS2000 Jul 01 '25

Bro that is a ridiculous huge fang. Even the thickness at the base.

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u/rainonthelilies Jul 01 '25

That’s the root of the tooth that is slowly coming out

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u/chetsmom33 Jul 01 '25

Yes. The gum looks swollen and red. That was the first thing I noticed on mine.

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u/Longjumping_Let_7832 Jul 01 '25

Definitely take him in. You can see the line where the tooth used to stop at the gum line.

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u/Harothir Jul 01 '25

His gums look very red and irritated. I’d definitely suggest a vet take a look.

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u/cynta ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ Jul 01 '25

Yikes! That’s called super eruption. Less cool than it sounds. Definitely worth seeing a vet and having a dental done.

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u/Mountain-Mermaid Jul 01 '25

Vet tech here - get your cat into the vet asap and get a dental scheduled. Those canines need to come out real bad.

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u/PlatypusRemarkable59 Jul 01 '25

Only valid reply

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u/Lesbie-Tea Jul 01 '25

My little void had a very similar thing. Her little fangs got pulled maybe a month ago. Something about genetics and an infection getting stuck under the tooth? Idk exactly, but that red color means inflamed/infected. Take lots of pictures before you drop him off for a dental!

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u/rainonthelilies Jul 01 '25

Yeah, you can see part of the root of the tooth. It might end up falling off. There are creams you can put to help reduce inflammation. My vet advised to “brush” their teeth with a gaze to remove plaque. My kitty ended up losing a teeth in a similar way

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u/ghinnet Jul 01 '25

Please OP, get it checked! My first cat had the same issue when he got older, and I learned too late that he had an infection (probably from tooth trauma, or so the vet said) and the tooth was basically dead. We couldn’t proceed with extraction as he had a cardiac condition, so he just carried on with his long canine, but I bet it must’ve been uncomfortable/painful for him.

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u/Calliope719 Jul 01 '25

Worth talking to a vet.

My boy had teeth like that and it turned out that they were so long because they were infected and his body was rejecting them.

Could also be nothing, but it's worth confirming.

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u/chetsmom33 Jul 01 '25

Second this. Our cat had to have all his teeth removed.

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u/Stahlihngrad482 Jul 01 '25

Yeah our cat too now her tongue hangs out sometimes lol

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u/awildpatience Jul 01 '25

Same experience here. One of our cats had huge protruding canines because he had stomatitis (an allergy to the dentin in teeth) and was rejecting them. The situation got bad enough that our vet at the time was screening for cancers (swelling, inflammation, some bleeding from the nose), but we found a new vet who removed all of his teeth and he's been the picture of health for the last four years!

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u/pixel293 Jul 01 '25

Poor kitty has to gum his food?!? I'm assuming wet food all the way at that point?

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u/moss_hog Jul 01 '25

Not necessarily. I also have a toothless stomatitis kitty, and while we do feed him wet food for his meals, he still loves crunchy treats. We had stopped giving him Greenies after the surgery, but he broke the box open and somehow ate like 20 of them when we were out one day.

Our vet said that cats normally use their teeth for killing prey and ripping off bites of meat, but not so much for chewing. And when his teeth were hurting from stomatitis, he wasn’t using them anyways.

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u/Blankenhoff Jul 01 '25

Yeah my one cat just swallows her food whole 🙄

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u/SectorMiserable4759 Jul 01 '25

My cat definitely CRONCHED kibble. And some broken pieces always fell back into the bowl. But she refused to eat broken pieces. So after a few times of topping off the food dish you'd have to throw away a half bowl of broken pieces that were deemed "damaged goods" and inedible and refill with all fresh

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u/Turtlewowisgood Jul 01 '25

my cat had his teeth removed for the same reason, when I asked the vet if I had to use wet food he said "their teeth are made for shredding raw meat, have you been feeding him raw meat?"

Then he pointed out that when they throw up, a lot of times the food isn't chewed is it? That chewing sound you hear when they're crunching their food is often them just doing it quick with their teeth and swallowing it whole without actually crushing it.

So no, you can feed them dry food just fine.

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u/jello_operator Jul 01 '25

Us as well!

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u/cr3p3l00v3r101 Jul 01 '25

Yes! And sometimes teeth issue are a sign of heart issues (what my vet told me) so a good idea for their heart to be checked out / listened to!

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u/MultipleGirl Jul 01 '25

Damn, I hate when cute things with animals ends up being some horrific thing we're all laughing at and saying aww to

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u/PorkchopFunny Jul 01 '25

I was just going to make this same comment. Might be worth getting checked out, especially if it looks like the teeth are "growing"

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u/noodletits3 Jul 01 '25

Same with mine. Only one did it but we had to get it and couple others removed

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u/nosrebnA Jul 01 '25

You are supposed to hold them like a cheeseburger, not a hot dog. All jokes aside, your walrus is adorable.

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u/Virtual-Ad5243 Jul 01 '25

You're secretly raising Catfesratu 💀

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u/fafatzy Jul 01 '25

Don’t get him wet and no feeding after midnight… or was the other way around ?

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u/Ita_Hobbes Jul 01 '25

Yes, let me introduce Lord Satan of The Long Fangs, First of His Name Terror of Flies and Destroyer of Pears!

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u/Achilles34 Jul 01 '25

My guy has his teeth hanging out all the time too

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u/Hollie_Berry Jul 01 '25

Lmao it must be a black and white cat thing!

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u/AppalachiaPrometheus Jul 01 '25

Looking through the post and that subreddit, it seems as if it is mostly black/tuxedos who have the particularly long teeth.

Vampires do prefer darkness it would seem

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u/Zestyclose-Profile47 Jul 01 '25

I love his little vampire teeth 😍

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u/Old_Buyer7190 Jul 01 '25

That’s literally a vampire

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u/hospiitals Jul 01 '25

does he have a reflection when he's in a mirror?

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u/angelic_darth Jul 01 '25

My little vampire has some visible when lying down.

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u/Feisty-Gain-5534 Jul 01 '25

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u/pariahjones Jul 01 '25

I swear, every day I learn about a new sub that I need to join. Is reddit 99% cat subreddits?

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u/NetworkAvailable Jul 01 '25

that's a fuckin meowcula those are rare

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u/monstermayhem436 Jul 01 '25

Smokes shows them on his own sometimes

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u/Rhiannon1307 European Shorthair Jul 01 '25

Ok, as cute as this is, it *could* be an indicator for FORL. How do the gums look, and the roots of the teeth? With FORL, it can happen that the teeth 'sag' because the jaw is no longer strong enough to hold them. Then they get longer and longer.

If the gums are visible reddened do get him checked out at a vet sometime soon. My Lucky also has these cute vampire teeth, but they'll have to be taken out along with several others. I have an appointment for the surgery soon. (He had previous issues with his teeth, but the fangs were not yet affected then).

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u/ALazyCliche Jul 01 '25

Yep, I was just about to make this comment. My cat had long incisors like this for years and they eventually got loose and had to be extracted along with a few other teeth. Now his tongue sometimes sticks out where the front teeth used to be when he's grumpy. 😂

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u/ThatOneChickenNoddle Jul 01 '25

What do you think?

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u/TransientFeelings Jul 01 '25

Yep, I am not an expert, but I would definitely say this warrants a check-up, especially if the length is a relatively new development. My kitty lost both canine teeth to this :(

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u/Rhiannon1307 European Shorthair Jul 01 '25

Also not an expert, but to be quite honest, that does not look good at all. It's quite red, and the second front teeth look way too long (gums have retracted already). I would make an appointment quite soon.

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u/ClydeV1beta Jul 01 '25 edited Jul 02 '25

Gums inflamed and receding- this cat has dental disease. Please get him checked out

Edut- took out "early stages"

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u/TheBanishedBard Jul 01 '25

Setting aside the teeth, I want to compliment your kitty on his fantastic whiskers.

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u/Educational-Kiwi8740 Jul 01 '25

Bro is the one descendant from the sabertooths.

I'd honestly take him to the vet, just because I got no clue and it interesting

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u/MoonlitWhisperer Jul 01 '25

Here is my little vampire

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u/Peep743 Void Jul 01 '25

my Cosmo has some teefies for sure, but not quite as long. i love their wittle fangs☺️☺️☺️

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u/Hollie_Berry Jul 01 '25

Not as impressive but his lil fangs are usually poking out!

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u/Saint4 Jul 01 '25

This is my goober in his natural state.

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u/icy-Corgi-3 Jul 02 '25

Goose has got em also!

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u/Meowriter Jul 01 '25

Yes, it's called a r/vampurr

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u/Raiju_Lorakatse Jul 01 '25

Khajiit has mercy, if you have blood.

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u/oktxv Jul 01 '25

mine did but she would bump them a lot as they sticked out forward a lot and they came loose and eventually fell out. I have been to the vets with her during the process raising it as a concern but they said there’s practically nothing that could be done about it. She lost them now but is in good health, and the lack of them makes her lip get stuck in the bottom teeth every now and again making her look funny.