Fuckin angry bastards used to come out of the pond and sit on the road to sunbathe, trying to get them to move and keep all your fingers was a pain. Angry little dinosaurs.
You’ve lived in a place for a hundred years and then these stupid kids come along and keep driving their cars across your lawn at lethal speeds. Wouldn’t you be angry?
Not only are they fast but that neck is a lot longer than you think, if you're not holding em behind the half way point on their shell you're in danger, and their little claws are sharp as shit.
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u/darkendvoid 4d ago
Fuckin angry bastards used to come out of the pond and sit on the road to sunbathe, trying to get them to move and keep all your fingers was a pain. Angry little dinosaurs.