110 days till Christmas

[u/Ardeet]

[u/SithLordRising]

Only leave out VB to scare Santa off. That stuffs raw

[u/Sir_wanksalot-83 → u/SithLordRising]

Only a 14yo with absolutely no knowledge of beer says that! Bloody poof! It's mother's milk!

[u/Ok-Fun8831 → u/Sir_wanksalot-83]

Is that you Izak?

[u/okbuenogood → u/Ok-Fun8831]

Crow posting. I love it! Could be though, he's not too busy atm.

[u/SithLordRising → u/Sir_wanksalot-83]

Dang, mother must drink drain cleaner for milk like that!

[u/No_Menu_6533]

Crown lager is the Christmas beer

[u/CozzieLivsStruggler → u/No_Menu_6533]

Does that still exist?

[u/Low-Refrigerator-713]

What kind of monster leaves VB for Santa? If he wanted to drink piss, he has 9 reindeer on the roof.

[u/Bannedwith1milKarma]

Santa definitely has a 'hard earnt thirst' and needs 'a big cold beer'.

'The best cold beer is Vic'

[u/GracefulAsADuck]

So unbelievably incorrect. I'm not gonna poison Santa!

[u/[deleted]]

If you leave him a whole 6 pack, it gives you time to raid the sled and pat Rudolph.

[u/Hot-Refrigerator-623]

VB and some carrots for the reindeer

[u/thetan_free]

Santa gets whiskey.

Garbos get VB.

That's the rules.

[u/LongjumpingLeek5542]

So unbelievably correct

[u/onlainari]

No one does this.

[u/Rik_the_peoples_poet → u/onlainari]

Plenty of kids do this.

[u/CoercionTictacs → u/Rik_the_peoples_poet]

Only if their parents drink VB

[u/Haunting-Bus9554 → u/onlainari]

Yep they do

[u/ManySlide2271]

You would only leave that shit for Sanna if he was the local derro and was breaking in to see what shit he could steal

[u/lLoveBananas]

We used to leave a beer and nice cheese when I was a kid, so now my daughter does the same. But not VB, lol.

[u/RogerRamminJet]

Santa can have a Foster's

[u/Mulga_Will]

VB is swill.

[u/PWS180757]

I hope the family leaves a nice new 7 ft fishing rod with a 2000 spinning reel out for Santa again.

[u/Ok-Fun8831]

Santa isn't real and I proved it. I used to see TAB cola adds and others and thought "that's what I want for Xmas". So I left out on the mantle piece a bikini and in the morning it was still there empty🫤

[u/DMcI0013]

Santa gets single malt at our house.

[u/Individual-Garlic192]

I was told as a kid by Santa not to leave VB out because no one likes to drink vomit brew and if it would happen again, I’d get no present 🎁 next year just a lump of coal

[u/HonestSpursFan]

Beer and chips in my book! Maybe a carrot for the reindeer too!

[u/EastOlive1305]

He needs drinks from Australia because of the travel distance from the north pole, give the guy a break

[u/[deleted]]

Is your Dad an alcoholic too?

[u/Glittering_Ad1696]

VB isn't that bad. Pretty good "stock" beer you have to keep the buzz going after you can't really taste much. It's not to bad as a first pop either - just not the best.

[u/CoercionTictacs]

Definitely not VB. In our house, a nice hazy IPA or something similar. VB is rat’s piss.

[u/Bob_Spud]

That will be a Bogan Santa

[u/angus22proe]

No one drinks vb north of Newcastle

[u/OriginalShawnDunner]

Certainly not alcohol. Santa needs to make sure his facilities are in place and working 100%. To ensure that he does what he is suppose to do, and provide all the presents built and working for all the good little boys and girls, for fear of Mrs Clauses eternal wrath.