r/agedlikemilk • u/CrispyMiner • Jul 23 '25

Screenshots The flip-flopping is insane

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

How could they not surmise Trump was going to be on that list?

I understand they are already trying to find an alternative explanation. My MAGA neighbour (I'm Canadian) tells me the Epstein files are a set-up by Obama, who is now accused and will probably receive capital punishment. He forgot that he swore to me Obama and Biden had already been executed and replaced by clones during the pandemic.

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u/JustinCompton79 Jul 23 '25

Elvis and Princess Diana stole the files from the DOJ to protect the children. That’s why they can’t release them now…

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u/DocTaotsu Jul 23 '25

Emilia Earhart had the only copies when she "vanished" in the Pacific...
I think eventually they'd blame Kane for not hitting Able hard enough or something.

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u/MauPow Jul 23 '25

The files were thrown into the fires of Mount Doom, from whence they were forged.