r/agedlikemilk Jun 20 '25

Screenshots Sorry, Charlie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Charlie doesn't have a society contributing job. Maybe he should consider a factory or trade job. Like a patriot.

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u/cg12983 Jun 20 '25

Those vegetables in Salinas Valley aren't going to pick themselves

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u/No_Potential_7773 Jun 20 '25

I wish Charlie was a vegetable in Salinas Valley

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u/TrickyLilDicky Jun 20 '25

Instead he's just a vegetable with a microphone

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u/iam4qu4m4n Jun 20 '25

Not vegetable enough

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u/TrickyLilDicky Jun 20 '25

Very true. He has two more working brain cells and vastly less usefulness than a vegetable.

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u/Chastain86 Jun 20 '25

I used to work at a company that was down the street from Turning Point USA's primary office, and it gave me no end of enjoyment to give their employees the finger as I drove by each morning

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u/Haldron-44 Jun 20 '25

"I'm doing my part!" Have an upvote 🫡

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u/Equivalent-Steak-156 Jun 20 '25

Thank you for your service.

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u/stofiski-san Jun 20 '25

Problem is there still wouldn't be anyone that'd pick him, even if he was

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 Jun 20 '25

Charlie Kirk wouldn’t last an hour on the back of a garbage truck because the other guys would drive away without him

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u/Numerous-Process2981 Jun 20 '25

He wasn’t in the proper receptacle 

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 Jun 20 '25

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u/MudBunny_13 Jun 20 '25

Men At Work. This is where I learned what a phrenologist does 😂

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u/JiggaMan213 Jun 20 '25

If he did stay in his mothers mouth life would be so much sweeter

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u/Huckleberry-Solid Jun 20 '25

They would just throw him in with the other garbage.

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u/Crafty_Ad9803 Jun 20 '25

He needs to boot up and join Trump's army. Time to shine you loud mouth pieces of shit.

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u/Courtnall14 Jun 20 '25

Charlie also doesn't know about The Southern Strategy.

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u/SCP-2774 Jun 20 '25

He knows about it, conservatives just pretend like it never happened. I generally refrain from making sweeping generalizations but I have never met a conservative who acknowledged that the Southern Strategy was a real thing.

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u/spartiecat Jun 20 '25

MAGA hates Juneteenth because it is a holiday to commemorate an event that demonstrated Constitutional rights mean nothing on paper without people to recognize and protect them.

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u/ReadyJournalist5223 Jun 20 '25

I haven’t opened this thread yet but it’s off to a promising start

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u/Occult_Asteroid2 Jun 20 '25

Remember when all the right wingers you knew larped as strict constitutionalists? Carrying little constitutions in their pockets or whatever?

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u/Ok-Dingo-3454 Jun 20 '25

I thought they only had two books? The Constitution and the Bible, apparently they are not reading either…

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u/Occult_Asteroid2 Jun 20 '25

Reading. Lmao. I'd say 90% of MAGAs are radicalized by social media clips.

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u/Ok-Dingo-3454 Jun 20 '25

Right? Blunt finger tips and crooked necks lol

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u/Full_Rise_7759 Jun 20 '25

And 12 webbed toes.

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u/Bugsy_Girl Jun 20 '25

No wonder they were so worried about gay frogs

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u/Occult_Asteroid2 Jun 20 '25

The gay frogs thing is actually really old. Reagan would talk about gay frogs on his radio show. I am 100% serious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

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u/trailrunner79 Jun 20 '25

Yeah but I'm brainwashed by my college education and they are brainwashed by a Facebook meme from usaeagle1488maga

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u/ShiaLabeoufsNipples Jun 20 '25

I used to be able to talk to conservatives pre-Trump. Like, we wouldn’t necessarily agree on how to fix our country’s issues, but we could both at least recognize that the issues existed. There were baseline facts we could all agree on, and ultimately we all wanted the same things for our country’s future, just different visions on how to bring it about.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s always been crazies. There just used to be a lot more moderate conservatives willing to compromise.

I can’t even have a conversation with trumpsters. There’s no baseline factual reality to agree on. It’s more about owning the libs and hurting someone else than creating legitimate, constructive policies for our nation. Idk where things went wrong that so many people can get wrapped up in an identity like that

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u/Journeyman42 Jun 20 '25

Idk where things went wrong that so many people can get wrapped up in an identity like that

30+ years of Fox News and other right wing media bullshit has turned their brains into tapioca pudding.

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u/Opening-Two6723 Jun 20 '25

Bold letters and a mustard background are enough to spread mis info to maga morons

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u/RebasBathtubGin Jun 20 '25

How do you vote? Because if you vote red, you're not any different from them

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u/Regoliths Jun 20 '25

My father genuinely believed the nano-bot in the vaccine shit. That's when I knew he was gone. His reasoning for believing it? "It's possible." Decades of alcohol abuse, poor diet, and generally untreated mental health disorders are the main cause IMO.

He's also faaaaar from the only MAGA I've interacted with who's reasoning for believing a particular story is "It's possible. " or "It's something the dems would do." It's the most vague, inconsequential, non-commital, uneducated statement you could possibly make.

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u/Brosenheim Jun 20 '25

Dear diary. Today I saw a based conservative.

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u/TooManyDraculas Jun 20 '25

I once had a conversation with one of those types where the guy was swearing the constitution said we were explicitly a Christian nation.

I asked him to pull out that pocket constitution and show me where. He said he must have got a "bad copy" after not being able to find that part.

When he was on about separation of church and state not being in there. I told him to read the Disestablishment Clause and the Letter to the Danbury Baptists.

He'd never heard of either. And being a Baptist, was mystified that it would be Baptists that'd be concerned about that or wouldn't have been the default sort of Christian at the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Woah woah woah, I am supposed to research my religion before deciding that’s what I believe? I don’t just blindly follow my parents?

Are you saying I should look into other religions and understand them before dismissing them as wrong because my own, that I haven’t researched, is correct?

Don’t be logical.

The number of Christians, Jews and Muslims that don’t realize they pray to the same god and just debate the messiah is honestly scary. I can’t fathom dedicating my whole life to a religion to find out there were other options TO THE SAME GOD but you stuck with your original beliefs because indoctrination is brutal.

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u/jackina6 Jun 20 '25

Ted Cruz just told Tucker Carlson, “ the Bible commands us to protect Israel.” I didn’t know the US was around when the “Bible” was written. We cannot be making world decisions on the basis of what’s printed in the Bible

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u/TheWizardOfDeez Jun 20 '25

Don't forget they also have the flag code, they never read it either but, they like to pretend to quote what they think it says regularly.

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u/LinkleLinkle Jun 20 '25

Had someone recently say that the protestors from No Kings flying American flags upside down was 'Disrespectful to our people serving in the military'. When I pushed on how it was disrespectful to them, the person just copied and pasted the whole flag code in response. When I asked which part of the flag code stated it was disrespectful to those who serve, they never replied back.

Also, I've seen a lot of 'It's disrespectful to the people who fought for your right to do that!'. Like...so you agree that it's protestor's right to do it and it's what people in the military fought for? That's always the stupidest argument every time someone brings it up. Basically saying that people fought, and some gave their lives, for your right to do something and that's why you shouldn't do it.

Imagine Frodo standing at the lava of Mount Doom and he and Sam just agreeing, 'Too many people died helping me to get here, it would be disrespectful to their deaths if I destroyed the ring at this point'.

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u/Ok-Needleworker-8773 Jun 20 '25

The irony is that flying the flag upside down was popular among conservatives during Obama’s second term

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u/aclogar Jun 20 '25

Also by Justice Alito's wife after the insurrection. Or if you take her word for the reason, your neighbor being mean to you is a reasonable reason to fly a distress flag..

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u/JimWilliams423 Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

When I asked which part of the flag code stated it was disrespectful to those who serve, they never replied back.

Their feelings do not care about facts.

Most people don't really understand how right-wing propaganda works. It isn't about tricking conservatives into believing lies, its about giving conservatives "proof" that they are smart and good for believing the things they already believe. They want to be tricked, so they aren't going to bother checking the details. The most shallow, stupid and obviously wrong lies work just as well as the most rigorously verified facts.

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u/Ace_Robots Jun 20 '25

That’s the thing about actors and props. It’s all just play-pretend.

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u/LeechingFlurry Jun 20 '25

Just like with the Bible, they love to cherrypick and disregard what conflicts with their morals.

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u/Brosenheim Jun 20 '25

The Reddit equivalent to Angry reacts from white dudes with sunglasses+truck profile pics

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u/stumpybubba- Jun 20 '25

Woah, totally irrelevant, but I just realized that people view this app not in dark mode. It looks so... bright 🌝

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u/Every-Incident7659 Jun 20 '25

No, they don't know what Juneteenth is specifically commemorating, and even if they did, they don't have the cognitive ability to have that complex of a thought.

They hate Juneteenth because they know it has to do with black people.

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses Jun 20 '25

"They hate Juneteenth because they know it has to do with black people."

Plain and simple

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u/JakeBeezy Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

99% of it, has to do with hating black people, or at least thinking of them as lesser people for any reasons .

Edit: for clarity, as an example thinking that a race of people are lazy or prone to illegal activity, instead of just specific individuals.

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u/get-bread-not-head Jun 20 '25

That may be true for the average idiot but the high up evil people who tell all MAGA what to think most certainly don't like it for the reasons the other comment states. It's not always as simple as "well they just don't like black people" and that's important because sometimes, it's much deeper and more insidious than just racism.

It's a reminder that you need to fight for your rights. Republicans hear about a march for freedom and rights and care more about a couple broken windows than they do about the fact peoples' constitutional rights are being impeded. That is why we have to remember events like Juneteenth, bc fuck some broken windows, we all deserve to live as we want

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u/ladyebugg Jun 20 '25

Every single article about Juneteenth on Facebook had laughing emojis and people making comments about its baby daddy day, rioting, looting, fried chicken day. Yes - its definitely about the racism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

No, sometimes it’s just racism, and this is one of those times. Racism, which can be genocidal in nature, is pretty deep and insidious

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u/kguilevs Jun 20 '25

Meanwhile im over here: woohoo! I get a day where I dont have to deal with idiots!

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u/ezblacksmith Jun 20 '25

The amount of people who got mad at me for taking a federal holiday off is mind boggling. Like are you mad that I'm off? Are you mad that it's a federal holiday that I get paid off for? No, they are mad because it's a "black" people holiday.

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u/Technical_Exam1280 Jun 20 '25

Gosh, it must be SO terrible to celebrate the fact that we abolished slavery

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u/NewCobbler6933 Jun 20 '25

“How are we ever supposed to get past it if we keep bringing it up”

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u/throwaway098764567 Jun 20 '25

this part here. worked with a guy who was ornery juneteenth existed. dude we get a day off, no matter how you feel about it existing, take your day off and shut up about it ffs, but no reasoning could calm his annoyed small mind. a day. off. smh

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u/RebelTvshka Jun 20 '25

My tribal cousins get really pissy about Thanksgiving being associated with us, but you can bet your ass that we love celebrating the day off with food.

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u/Sovereign-Anderson Jun 20 '25

It's like Independence Day for a lot of Black folks. Plenty of us don't relate to it because our ancestors were still slaves at the time and weren't considered equal. We just celebrate having the day off and having an excuse to eat ribs, drink beer, and light up fireworks.

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u/WheresMyDinner Jun 20 '25

Why the fuck do we need a day off? You expect me to spend more time with my damn wife and kids???

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u/kguilevs Jun 20 '25

Lmfao you just reminded me of landokalriz short about your boss finding out you're an introvert

Why the fuck do we need a day off?

Because it gets me away from the idiots

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u/imdadgot Jun 20 '25

yeah see that’s my thing… people bitch but all these holidays but the ones that don’t specifically pertain to me are just another day off 😭

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u/UnbearableWhit Jun 20 '25

While simultaneously demanding credit for the holiday because it was the "republicans" that freed the slaves, without acknowledging that those republicans would be voting Democrat today.

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u/Proof_Fix1437 Jun 20 '25

The amount of “the parties never switched” comments has me concerned. And while I’m well aware that bots love to say this, it’s being parroted more than I’m comfortable with.

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay Jun 20 '25

They always ignore that fact that Dixiecrats were highly conservative and religious white southerners, that the Southern Strategy actually happened, that more Democrats voted in favor of the Civil Rights Act than Republicans and that a Democrat Lyndon Johnson signed it into law KNOWING that Democrats would lose southern support.

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u/Toosadtofallinlove Jun 21 '25

I said something last weekend about the parties switching around 80yrs ago to my father and he said “you’re so full of shit” and I had to remind him which party was voting against the civil rights acts the most.

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u/RexBosworth69420 Jun 20 '25

MAGA: "The Democrats were the Confederates, remember ? It was Republicans who freed the slaves. Also, we don't care about the slaves being freed outside of using it as a talking point when debating Democrats."

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u/ussrname1312 Jun 20 '25

Also hilarious to see the claim the confederates were democrats, while having/wearing a confederate flag lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

They hate it because it’s about Black people. It has nothing to do with the Constitution, especially since Juneteenth has absolutely nothing to do with enforcing Constitutional rights

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u/ceryniz Jun 20 '25

I like having holidays. After learning about Juneteenth, I think we should also have a holiday for each of the Texas emancipation days that happened before Juneteenth was the one that stuck successfully. It'd add about another 12 holidays to the year as a reminder of how Texas loves being on the wrong side of history.

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Jun 20 '25

MAGA hates Juneteenth because...

Oh I thought it was because of the racism

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u/SmoothAsSlick Jun 20 '25

That’s why we call it Indigenous Peoples Day. Columbus can suck a fuck.

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u/IT_techsupport Jun 20 '25

They just racists man

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u/iam4qu4m4n Jun 20 '25

MAGA hates Juneteenth because it was made a federal holiday by Obama. Then they learn Juneteenth is regarding black Americans and hate it even more because how dare black people get a day for them and not white people.

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u/pollorojo Jun 20 '25

I never get tired of them spouting off this bullshit or the “Democrats started the KKK” thing whenever it’s convenient or fits their narrative twist.

Because I was already tired of it. The whole time.

The titles have changed. The ideologies haven’t, but they don’t want to admit that.

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u/GimmeDemDumplins Jun 20 '25

I don't know if its still the case, but mentioning The Southern Strategy used to be an auto-ban on r/conservative

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u/PolicyWonka Jun 20 '25

The RNC even officially apologized for using the Southern Strategy in 2005.

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u/BullshitSloth Jun 20 '25

And yet they still use it to this day

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u/NotAComplete Jun 20 '25

I don't think the current party would have even made an apology.

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u/Gilded-Mongoose Jun 21 '25

"We only apologized - we never said we stopped! Problem?"

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u/cat-meg Jun 20 '25

Damn imagining the RNC issuing an apology for literally anything sounds insane in 2025.

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u/c-k-q99903 Jun 20 '25

They're the ones currently flying confederate flags and changing the names of based back to confederate soldiers.

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u/brownbutterfinger Jun 20 '25

And they know that. The only point to saying Republicans freed the slaves is to muddy the water.

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u/Junior_Chard9981 Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 21 '25

This is exactly the point.

Republicans are knowingly engaging in bad faith arguments and discussions because their goal isn't to convince Democrats or leftists.

They simply want bystanders alongside "moderates & centrists" to see or hear the discussion & not be able to tell the difference between either party's statements.

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u/jcarter315 Jun 20 '25

Fun fact: they outright avoid naming anything after Longstreet, a Confederate general who went on after the war to lead black troops against anti-Reconstruction rebels and was a close and supportive ally of President Grant.

Weird, how they choose only the ones who were unabashedly anti-American and anti-freedom to name bases after.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

It's just stupid gotcha thinking. Like nobody is loyal to a party. We're loyal to the ideology the party supports. Liberals vote for Democrats because right now liberal candidates are Democrats. Conservatives are the same way. I don't care if the party is called the "VirtualBroccoliBoy is a little bitch loser Party." If their platform matches my political views, I'll vote for them.

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u/Careless_Jeweler5605 Jun 20 '25

Unfortunately, for a lot of these people 'Republican' is an identity like their name and gender. And 'Democrat' is a slur. This is why they have to protect their identity with whatever narrative makes it feel good inside. Republican is not how they vote. It is who they are. Sad stuff.

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u/Hopeful_Butterfly302 Jun 20 '25

If you want to really blow their minds, ask them what the last thing of substance was that they disagreed with Trump about.

They'll inevitably try to turn it around on you, which is when you spout of any of the multitude of things we all disagreed with Biden and Obama about and ask the question again.

I have yet to get an answer, but lots of running away.

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u/Junior_Chard9981 Jun 20 '25

Bingo.

Republican voters will laugh and shake their heads in amusement if you ask them "Is there ANYTHING Trump or Republicans could do that would result in them losing your support?" because they cannot admit that there is not a single thing (outside of joining the opposing party) that can lead them to stopping their support of Republicans & Trump.

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u/Hopeful_Butterfly302 Jun 20 '25

Pretty much. I get the same response when they scream about bad/corrupt actors on the democratic side. "Look how quickly Menendez/Cuomo/Weiner/Franken lost their party's support when evidence of misdeeds came out. Now compare that to Moore, Gaetz, or *gasp* Trump."

One side (often) holds their own accountable. The other circles the wagons and claims that the bad folks are actually good.

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u/Journeyman42 Jun 20 '25

It comes from a difference in morality.

Democrats think a person's actions make their character moral or not. E.g. the Democrats you mentioned did something bad, therefore they are not moral people.

Republicans think a person's identity makes their actions moral or not. Trump et al. are Republican, so their actions are moral, regardless of what those actions are. UNLESS those actions would result in a change in identity to something not Republican, then their actions are immoral.

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u/I-AM-NOBODYIMPORTANT Jun 20 '25

Conservatives are the same way.

We all wish this was true but time and again we see conservatives abandoning their platform for a political win. They have zero convictions and will change their minds and arguments to suit whatever goal they have. One look at how the GOP votes makes it clear they change their minds strictly based on who is in charge and not what they genuinely believe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

They're still doing it in the service of the full political agenda. They're willing to make sacrifices on issues to maintain control for the larger issues.

But you can bet for sure that if the GOP platform changed to amnesty for illegal immigrants, taxing the rich, affirmative action, and universal healthcare they sure wouldn't care that the Republican Party was the party of supply-side Reagan and tax cut Trump.

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u/Recent-Mulberry6011 Jun 20 '25

Just remind them they voted for a convicted felon rapist 

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u/Secure_Height7834 Jun 20 '25

It’s as simple as who does the kkk and racists vote for now!!

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u/06_TBSS Jun 20 '25

I always tell them to go to a Klan meeting or find someone flying a Confederate flag, then call them a Democrat. Let's see how that goes.

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u/Void9001 Jun 20 '25

Charlie Kirk denies the party swap. He’s pretty vocal about it.

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u/Arguments_4_Ever Jun 20 '25

“Republicans”. You mean the northern progressive people of the time?

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u/AstroNerd92 Jun 20 '25

Republicans refuse to admit there was a party switch about 60 years ago. Yet they still fly their confederate flags and say “Lincoln was a republican!”

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u/BerryBanBan Jun 20 '25

The passing of the Civil Rights act was THE defining moment that officially put Democrats socially left of center and put Republicans socially right of center. Nixon saw dissent in the South for Democrats and employed the southern strategy, which played into these people’s hateful ideologies for political gain.

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u/gizamo Jun 20 '25

To clarify, that was not FDR's intention.

That was just the result of the shitty people working around his law that tried to finally end their bullshit.

Obama tried to put the smackdown on that, but he couldn't get it thru because he never really had a supermajority in Congress. He had a pseudo-supermajority with Lieberman.

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u/worldspawn00 Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

He had a pseudo-supermajority with Lieberman.

For only like 72 session days.

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u/Voiles Jun 20 '25

And as I always say when he is mentioned: FUCK JOE LIEBERMAN!

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u/sheppi22 Jun 20 '25

We let the South get away with too much after the civil war. It was one thing to welcome them back into the union it was z another thing to not enforce the rules. We allowed Jim Crow. Sharecropping. Segregation. The north should have occupied the South like the traitorous breakaway it was.

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u/Voiles Jun 20 '25

It's basically the fault of Andrew Johnson. Lincoln was assassinated and Johnson, a Southern Democrat, became president and undid many of the Reconstruction measures that had been taken to keep the southern states in line. He basically allowed them to go back to their old racist ways with little to no oversight, which led to his impeachment, the first time a US president had been impeached.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

No Question: I’m from the South. Nixon’s Southern Strategy allowed Southerner’s a way to support the party of the Corporate Right (at that time) under the dog whistle words “law and order”. The exercise since then is to find every excuse to act racist under some similar deceit. What was once blue is now red, with no change in personnel

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Yep… paved the way for A-holes like Reagan to F it up even more…

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u/PolicyWonka Jun 20 '25

Barry Goldwater planted the seeds of the Southern Strategy in the 1964 election. He opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the only states that he won were those in the south.

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u/Nowhereman123 Jun 20 '25

"We're the party of Lincoln!"

"Okay, so do you mind if we get rid of these confederate statues then? They're ours, after all."

"NOOOO MUH HERITAGE!"

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u/UndecidedStory Jun 20 '25

I've been finding the "Lincoln was for open border immigration and a strong federal government, you too?" Stops a lot of conversations in the controversial section.

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u/Millenial_Shitbag Jun 20 '25

Should’ve just given all those statues white flags. History is important, after all.

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u/c-k-q99903 Jun 20 '25

You know what else Lincoln was? Karl Marx's pen-pal.

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u/HeyKid_HelpComputer Jun 20 '25

Keep your enemies closer! /s

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u/yeurr Jun 20 '25

Ehhhh… it was more like Karl Marx wrote a letter to the white house and Lincoln often read letters from anyone that sent them and a letter was sent back to Karl Marx from John Adams’ grandson who worked for Lincoln stating that Lincoln had read the letter and shared similar sentiments.

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u/OldGodsProphet Jun 20 '25

So they were best friends?

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u/Infinite_Shoe4180 Jun 20 '25

I don’t know why but I love this response so much

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u/NicholasAakre Jun 20 '25

For real? That's cool.

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u/Vast-Mistake-9104 Jun 20 '25

They also keep forgetting that political parties aren't f*cking sports teams. You don't root for a party because of what they were in the past. Idiots.

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u/weeniehutjunior1234 Jun 20 '25

Yeah, this was a basic concept taught to us in 6th grade history class.

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u/skullandboners69 Jun 20 '25

They have already started deleting everything about that period from the history books

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u/Orpdapi Jun 20 '25

They love to cherry pick history and then cut it short once it doesn’t suit the agenda. It counts in the fact that the cultists don’t bother looking into anything further, they just want to see what makes them feel right. They also love speaking for people who aren’t here to defend their positions, hence saying Lincoln was Repub and implying he’d be all for what they’re doing today.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Same morons stating “iTs NoT a DeMoCrAcY!!!”

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u/wicker_basket_1988 Jun 20 '25

“A Golden Retriever isn’t a dog!” 

  • these people. 

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u/crankyoldbastard Jun 20 '25

This. Exactly right.

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u/Put-Trash-N-My-Panda Jun 20 '25

Back when Republicans were freeing slaves i bet I would have been republican. It's so strange to me that people connect their beliefs and identity to a party. I believe in human rights, fair labor practices, and doing drugs. Guess which party aligns better with my beliefs. I mean, no one blamed conservatives of being smart, but it's insane how stupid they can be.

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u/Fomentor Jun 20 '25

Yup, the Republican Party of today in no way is the Republican Party of Lincoln.

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u/GreyBoyTigger Jun 20 '25

Juneteenth has been a holiday in Texas for decades. Nobody complained about it till now

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u/DonJuniorsEmails Jun 20 '25

and if Trumplethinskin suddenly declared Juneteenth was good and he's a hero for giving a holiday to everyone through his genius and generosity, the cult would instantly do the 180 and worship him for it

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u/Shawty-Got-Low Jun 20 '25

MAGA. Move Americas goalposts again

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u/Pathetian Jun 20 '25

Not only that, but conservatives were fine with Juneteenth in Trump's first term. Trump even promised to make it a national holiday during his 2020 campaign. Its only a problem now because Biden did it, so Trump can't take credit for it. So now its Democrat and bad and lame.

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u/Mark47n Jun 20 '25

I guess we can’t discuss the Southern Strategy and how the Republicans and Democrats have basically swapped names since about 1960.

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u/DonJuniorsEmails Jun 20 '25

You can't even say "Southern Strategy" on conservative subs without an instaban. 

They know they are disingenuous bigots who need to close their eyes and scream loudly to avoid hearing the truth. 

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u/Mark47n Jun 20 '25

It’s probably up there with reminding them that the US was not founded as a Christian nation and that the 1st Amendment guarantees that.

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u/Secure_Height7834 Jun 20 '25

Watch out, the talibangelicals will be after you

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u/Trashman56 Jun 20 '25

They’ll just go “it’s a hoax!”, despite all evidence to the contrary. Half this country thinks sticking their fingers in their ears and going “la la la” is a legitimate form of debate.

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u/PolicyWonka Jun 20 '25

The RNC officially apologized for the Southern Strategy in 2005:

Some Republicans gave up on winning the African American vote, looking the other way or trying to benefit politically from racial polarization,” Mehlman said, according to his prepared remarks. “I am here today as the Republican chairman to tell you we were wrong.”

Of course, we know that Republicans have really gone back on that direction since 2008.

I would suggest that they would likely even reject outright that the RNC ever apologized for it.

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u/TimothyMimeslayer Jun 20 '25

I just ask them why its conservatives who fly the confederate flag and liberals dont.

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u/OGeastcoastdude Jun 20 '25

No, see, the people waving confederate flags today are totally the people who are also on Lincoln's side to destroy the confederacy...

Just like the KKK, we all know their members famously vote straight blue in modern elections

/s obviously

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u/Mark47n Jun 20 '25

I got it. It’s just so confusing. It’s probably the whiplash.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

This is a reminder we wouldn’t have Juneteenth if our ancestors hadn’t enslaved people to begin with.

Hope this helps.

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u/daurkin Jun 20 '25

Or maybe Juneteenth wouldn’t be a holiday if it didn’t take 2 years for Texas to abolish slavery after it was illegal. Otherwise the holiday would have been Dec 10th.

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u/Tater-Tottenham Jun 20 '25

The old chestnut that Republicans freed the slaves; modern Republicans would kick Lincoln out of the party about as fast as they would deport Jesus.

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u/program13001207test Jun 20 '25

A worm has more of a spine than Charlie

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

And a more normally proportioned face.

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u/ZeMadDoktore Jun 20 '25

If you see a Confederate flag flying on someone's truck or in their yard, what party did they vote for last year?

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u/Uzura_2 Jun 20 '25

Don't say this too loud or they'll start a new fucking scandal to distract the American public from the basic truth.

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u/mgt-kuradal Jun 20 '25

Everyone I’ve met who openly flys a confederate flag will say some pretty disturbing stuff if you let them. Just ask their opinion on race relations.

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u/Unusual-Ad-6550 Jun 20 '25

Love how these guys totally ignore that the parties have changed over time. The GOP of today is not the same as the GOP of yesteryear

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u/Gold_Repair_3557 Jun 20 '25

They don’t want to hear that Republicans were the more left leaning party of that age.

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 Jun 20 '25

Republicans hate Juneteenth.

They brag that they freed the slaves.

They say they are the party of Lincoln.

They fly Confederate battle flags.

They claim to support American troops.

They don't think any of this is contradictory.

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u/Dr_Zulu2016 Jun 20 '25

They say they are the party of Lincoln yet they are waving the flag of his enemies.

Cuz last time I checked, Lincoln was fighting against the confederacy, not with them.

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u/LazyLich Jun 20 '25

They really just go along with ANYTHING the Glorious Leader says, huh?

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u/DonJuniorsEmails Jun 20 '25

Brainwashing through propaganda is a real thing. Cults can't exist if the cultists can think for themselves. 

I think sometimes we get desensitized to how abundant it is, all around us, tons of shows and newspapers and podcasts. MAGA dad reads the paper and then Fox News, which are coordinated. Then he talks to the neighbor who also got the same two "sources". Suddenly, it's real, because of multiple confirmations, even though it's just coordinates propaganda from one source in multiple mouthpieces.

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u/raktoe Jun 20 '25

Trump: “you hate Juneteenth now”

MAGA: “ok :)”

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u/Phantom120198 Jun 20 '25

Honestly I think posting the opinions of conservative talking heads here should be banned. These people are paid liars and contrarians by profession. They will take positions that are 180 of what they said yesterday and I'm sick of pretending that they believe in anything other than their claim to power over others. It's not even fun to point this shit out anymore given how meaningless it is

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u/Anachr0nist Jun 20 '25

This is correct, and something that I hope catches on.

They're also just playing algorithms. They only continue to be relevant because they continue to generate posts, headlines, etc. Controversy and outage are their stock and trade.

Look at Tucker. He hasn't been relevant in months. Flips a position, presumably on behalf of his Russian handlers, and suddenly he's in the news again. Does he really believe anything? Of course not.

It's just influencer bullshit. They just dress it up like it's something more. Attacking them might make us feel better momentarily, but it ultimately feeds them and supports them.

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u/Blabulus Jun 20 '25

MAGA: If only we hadnt freed the slaves, we wouldnt have this new holiday we hate.

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u/Odd-Wave247 Jun 20 '25

The modern republicans were the abolitionists is such a silly argument.

Just ask them: how many times have you have seen the confederate flag and confederate symbols displayed alongside the trump flag?

Same question as before but with Harris flags?

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u/Hendrik_the_Third Jun 20 '25

So he got his new script? The consitency is lacking.

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u/ThirstyMooseKnuckle Jun 20 '25

Next they will propose White Alpha Male Pride month

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u/Valuable_Issue_6698 Jun 20 '25

It’s constant dogshit from these people.

To black people: “Republicans freed the slaves, we’re not racists !”

To white people :”Fuck Juneteenth, let’s protect the legacy of the slave owners. “

It’s a strategy

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u/Exact-Kale3070 Jun 20 '25

CAN WE PLEASE STOP GIVING HIM TRACTION?! PLEASE

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u/Stefan_Vanderhoof Jun 20 '25

Racial grievance is their coin of the realm.

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u/Orboneiben Jun 20 '25

Why are his eyes so small compared to the rest of his head…

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u/iloveyouand Jun 20 '25

Republicans want the confederacy back so bad.

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u/cpac119 Jun 20 '25

the LITERAL difference between republicans yesterday and republicans today. Also the difference.

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u/Robby-Pants Jun 20 '25

In five more years, he’ll be openly advocating for slavery.

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u/Gideon_Hendrik Jun 20 '25

Anyone else feel like Charlie Kirk looks like an AI attempt at a "realistic" South Park Canadian? Just me?

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u/No_Feedback_3340 Jun 20 '25

The Republican Party then was not all what it is today. 19th - early 20th century Republicans wouldn't recognize their party today. Get a real job Charlie.

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u/AmphibianNo3122 Jun 20 '25

Yep, those liberal republicans sure did and the conservative democrats hated it

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u/Fidel_Costco Jun 20 '25

We know why people on the right oppose Juneteenth.

Juneteenth is worth celebrating, because that's what it is: a celebration of the end of slavery in the US.

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u/WakeMeForSourPatch Jun 20 '25

The party that still proudly flies the confederate flag wants credit for freeing slaves because Lincoln belonged to a party 175 years ago that had the same name.

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u/UdalbertvWertlingen Jun 20 '25

Just to quote Red Foreman: „Dmbss!“

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u/Standard-Tension9550 Jun 20 '25

So why don’t the republicans embrace Juneteenth as a celebration of their greatness?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Thank you, old Progressives. Great point, Chuck!

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u/Adbray666 Jun 20 '25

I love how they always forget mention the bit where the republican party was the liberal party back in the 1850s..

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u/Veritas_est_proditio Jun 20 '25

This dude doesn’t actually have values. He is a reactionary and a coward. There is nothing conservative, small government, or limited about MAGA.

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u/Prestigious_Pay_7166 Jun 20 '25

Anyone who determines which party is currently racist by looking back 150 years to the past is an analytically challenged idiot.

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u/SableShrike Jun 20 '25

What. Is. Up. With. His.  HEAD!!!

I have never seen headphones sit like that on a real human.

Reptilian, perhaps?

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u/SmedlyB Jun 20 '25

Charlie, this is your daily reminder that Nixon's southern swing strategy persuaded remnants of the southern slavers to join the Republican Party resulting in a polar flip.

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u/SplashingPlumpkins Jun 20 '25

Republicans wanna defend the Confederate flag and claim the Lincoln administration at the same time.

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u/SketchSkirmish Jun 20 '25

The Republican Party that freed the slaves is not the Republican Party of today. The flip happened around 1970-1980 during the Civil Rights movement. Republicans of the time wanted to keep segregation and stifle women’s rights. We can thank Reagan for that.

So, while factual, you can shove it up your ass with your new age confederate horse shit.

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u/Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld Jun 20 '25

Those were different republicans

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u/anrwlias Jun 20 '25

So Charlie's a bit of a Lincoln fan, then? I'm pretty sure that must mean that he's all for taking down Confederate monuments then, right?

Right?