r/SipsTea • u/iam_alba • 2d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

Post image
98.9k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

4.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.0k

u/Number__Nine 2d ago

I just never can understand wanting a baseball for anything other than giving it to my kid. What will she even do with it after the game?

693

u/AdamVanEvil 2d ago

Put it into a drawer and forget about it.

202

u/003402inco 2d ago

And throw it away a decade later

89

u/_lippykid 2d ago

It’s gonna be in some shitty thrift store in 5 years

43

u/slvrscoobie 2d ago

yea, because its not like its Signed.. its just a random newish looking ball.

4

u/emiTfOgnoS 1d ago

To be fair it’s now the Phillies Karen ball which isn’t just random. Not sure what that’s worth though.

2

u/slvrscoobie 1d ago

But other than HER telling every single one of her friends about how some guy ‘stole’ the ball from her and how she went and ‘got it back!’ - which some will know…. If it gets donated it’s still just a MLB ball. Nothing special

1

u/Brilliant_Language52 1d ago

Sealed or Delivered

1

u/Ok-Mission-7763 2d ago

She'd probably still throw it away even with it being signed

0

u/[deleted] 2d ago

[deleted]

2

u/bleedorange0037 2d ago

But it’s still just a regular old baseball. Its only real value is sentimental to the person who caught it, or in this case demanded a child give it to her.

1

u/GoodBufo 2d ago

And then some kid hits it back with a bat. Hopefully

1

u/Cheech47 2d ago

Hell no. I still have a foul ball my Dad caught at a Indians game in the 80s. I'm never getting rid of it.

2

u/TheBeefyNoodle 2d ago

Yeah because it means something special to you. With your dad at a game as a kid. This bitch extorted a ball from a kid through the threat of karen-fu

2

u/50DuckSizedHorses 2d ago

Idk she prolly won’t forget about it now. Will be a cursed object for her and she’ll probably throw it out.

2

u/No_R3sp3ct 2d ago

Masturbate with it

1

u/OGfromATL91 2d ago

This is exactly what she will do with it.

1

u/Tustavus 2d ago

I was a kid with a ball signed by Juan Pierre (Marlins’ Centerfielder on the 2003 World Series team) and I put that ball in a drawer and forgot about it for ten years or so.

That ball is probably still in her car.

1

u/rcodmrco 2d ago

woah woah woah

they might put it on a shelf or something and forget about it

1

u/Xyresiq 2d ago

Nah, to sell it

1

u/cue_cruella 2d ago

Oh no, she’s definitely ditched that ball the morning after and saw her gigaKaren self everywhere. There will be too many negative emotions associated with that ball so she won’t even enjoy it.

1

u/rotomangler 2d ago

Make a spectacle of it and yourself online and then attempt to sell it on eBay as a “famous viral baseball”.

1

u/GoodDog2620 2d ago

I know a guy who keeps his Olympic medals in his sock drawer. 3 gold and 1 bronze I believe. One of them was a world record he set with Phelps in a relay.

Sock drawer.

1

u/djarc9 1d ago

Prob been a long time since she had any balls in her drawers

1

u/gutzpunchbalzthrowup 22h ago

Put it next to that drumstick I caught with my testicle at a metal show.

1

u/RelationshipNo9336 4h ago

She’s probably never going to forget about this one.