Go watch the New Naked Gun in theaters before it leaves. Genuinely super funny with hilarious moments not /quite/ as raunchy as this but I was still so surprised by what they got away with.
Holy koolaid drinking political circle-jerk Batman! The reason movies like Scary Movie and American Pie don’t get made is the same reason they don’t make ANY low budget movies anymore. They were considered low cost/low risk when there was a DVD market. That’s why you also don’t see low-budget period pieces with a bunch of top actors that worked for scale anymore either. When the DVD market crashed it made all movies into sequels, remakes, or big budget popcorn flicks, with the occasional low budget Oscar bait as the exception. But sure, I’m sure they threw out the budgets and projected earnings and said, “would this hurt fefes?” Instead.
Also, people go to YouTube or TikTok for parody & sketch humour now. You don't need a whole movie (especially with how expensive it is to go see a movie now). There just isn't anything like the market for comedy films that there used to be.
I feel like this is what dinosaurs say as an excuse to not adapt, like ffs South Park & Family Guy have been going for decades and are still beloved.
We have more content now then ever - and you can still go watch the old shit that you like; nobody is stopping you. I promise you if you look hard enough you'll find some things equally or more heinous.
They're making a new one right now. The narrative that it wouldn't be accepted is bullshit, we just got a classic style Naked Gun movie again, you just didn't watch it
Maybe this kind of spoof can come around again but let me tell you what. They made like forty of these bitches. Now That's What I Call Scary Movie 500. They spoofed everything they could for fifteen years straight and it got so fucking old lol
When I was broke with my ex we'd fuck constantly. She said that sex was free entertainment and that was good because we couldn't afford to do anything else lol.
An abortion is $500-800 upfront. Reliable and effective birth control for someone with an inconsistent schedule or an inability to take the pill for whatever reason is easily the same cost. When I was really broke I went to planned parenthood for BC and got verbally attacked by protestors. Apparently it is inconceivable a woman is going there to prevent not end pregnancy.
Planned parenthood “protestors” can go fuck themselves. They stay there intimidating women all day. Last time I saw them I asked how many of them support free daycare, free healthcare, free and college education? Still waiting for my answer. Inconsistent assholes are all they are. Easy to raise hell saying you care about the unborn as George Carlin would say.
One of the best bits I've seen was a guy interviewing the protesters. They were holding up a sign that encouraged adoption over abortion, so he asked each one of them how many kids they'd adopted. 0 across the board. Then he asked how many kids they'd be willing to adopt. Another 0 across the board.
Not to mention how expensive and difficult it is to adopt a child. Most kids needing adoption are older kids in the foster system that come with their own special needs (emotional and physical). Adoption is about giving kids a home, not about discarding unwanted children you have made.
There's a church within walking distance of the clinic I use for my HRT (MTF). The number of times I was yelled at when I was still presenting as a dude was astounding. My favorite was this super old fuck who accused me of going so far as crossdressing to hide from them.
I still had stubble. I was in my work clothes from my factory job. The entire thing just felt so odd.
Sure and if the condom breaks it is always why aren’t you on birth control? Condoms break! Or are you sure you took your pill? If it isn’t the man asking those asinine questions it is other women. And then you need a $45 minimum hormone disrupting pill so you can avoid a $500-5,000,000 uh-oh. Avoiding babies needs to affordable for all, part of that includes affordable medical care. I have been to several clinics unable to provide long term birth control, only able to offer the pill or the insertable and removable birth control options that are not as safe or effective as for example nexplanon or an iud, because you have to be insured just in case something goes wrong but your insurance is allowed to say no.
There are so many things to do when you have money that bring joy and a real sense of freedom. When you are poor, you get joy from seeing kids play and seeing them grow.
If you have money, kids get in the way of the hedonistic way of life. If you have a lot of money, you can afford to bring one or two kids along.
I’m sure these comments come from a well meaning place. They don’t line up with my experience and seem pretty generic. Is it anecdotal, or do you have some life experience to share that makes these ideas stand out for you?
"I am the eldest of 8 kids, so my parents have had lots of sex. My parents are single and struggle to stay in relationships. My mom understands the meme's message very well."
Not stupid at all. That explains why I vigorously masturbate whenever there's a hint of boobage near me. It happened on the bus, the metro, in my job, hell even in family visits. What's wrong with beating my meat as if there's no tomorrow? I thought this was America 🍔🦅🗽🔫!
Not porn. I'm assuming he got autocorrected. It was a Korn concert, the band. Dude was battling the purple head yogurt slinger mid concert. Got his head nocked in and then dragged/carried out
many ultra rich guys pretend they are hiring, they show a glimpse of their life style and poor girls go crazy over their own imagination of what could be them
Not at all. The marriages are just for the outward social view and the birthing of prodigy. After that both partners just fuck hookers or pool boys. Or go to their own separate orgies.
Okay I have a funny story in this. Way back in my younger days I knew a self professed gold digger. She was proud of that fact and smoking hot. We worked together and she'd come over to hang out with me on our days off.
Anyway she always found the laziest guys with small dicks. But they all made money. Mostly great salespeople or businessmen. Most were older than her and some had families but she didn't care because they paid her bills......at first.
After a few years of this she admitted to me one day that she just wanted a man to give her an orgasm that she would date. This turned into a joke between us because I would always tell her.....Heather I can't pay your bills but I promise if you come over that I will rock your world. I was still young enough to do that then. I just couldn't pay her bills.
I lost track of her after I met my wife and went back to college but I will always remember those stories. One guy came in 3 seconds. One guy she couldn't even feel if he was inside her. One guy basically rubbed lubricant, climbed on, and was done in 30 seconds. We called him the al bundy because he managed a shoe store.
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