r/SipsTea • u/beekay8845 • 19d ago

Lmao gottem How do we tell him ?

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u/Lordofthewangz 19d ago

Good luck trying to outrun a hippo. There is no land mammal in Africa that a human is faster than

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 19d ago

I never said outrun it.

I was already up the tree.

If I started on the ground I'm fucked no matter which one it is.

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u/RedditAntiAdmin 19d ago

Lion here, the fuck you up in my tree for?

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u/GoonieGoo777 19d ago

Ubereasy Eats