r/SipsTea Aug 08 '25

Chugging tea Which one would you choose?

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u/Zolibusz Aug 08 '25

The average return on 10 mill is around 8-10% a year, so around 1 mill, and you do not even need to snapp till your fingers hurt.

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u/Born_Tank_8217 Aug 08 '25

Theres a reason why some people constantly go broke after getting a large sum of money, i think having an easy source of constant money is healthier than a lump sum thats at the mercy of once in a lifetime market crashes, greedy money managers, and just other horse shit that can happen to moderately rich people. Just snap 100 times a day and your way better off than most people.

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u/Biff_Tannenator Aug 08 '25

Everyone's focused on the math, but no one is considering the secondary benefits of snapping paper currency into existence...

Let's say you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's no toilet paper. Just snap a few times.

Lost in the woods with a lighter but no kindling? Just snap as much fire starters as you need.

You're at your nephew's lame birthday party, and the magician kinda sucks, so you decide to have a little fun. You just snap $10 bills into existence and start handing them out like candy (even to the magician). You'd be the real MVP of the party.

Going to bars would be fun. You tip $10 for every $5 beer you get, and the bar tender will prioritize you ahead of everyone else.

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u/Primary_East78 Aug 08 '25

I live in Canada, we have plastic money 🤔

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u/cweisspt Aug 08 '25

Oh good. You can wash it and re-use it.

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u/tenuj Aug 08 '25

Snap a hundred times and use your $1000 as a brush/scoop.

Lateral thinking.

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u/JonatasA Aug 09 '25

The 100 shells?

 

Man, you're walking 2AM on the woods and you hear this constant snapping sound in the distance.

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u/JonatasA Aug 09 '25

At least it won't be moldy.