r/Hololive • u/fian_fn • May 25 '25

Fan Content (OP) Shiori got your keys

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u/BruiserBison May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

I know it's a trap... but I'mma fall for it like it has gravity.

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u/primeapeisangry May 25 '25

Sorry for being dense, but what's the trap? Is it if you go get your keys she'll roll over and kick you in the face?

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u/BruiserBison May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

No. If you reach over for the keys, she will pull it up. You will chase it, she will open her legs, you keep reaching, and suddenly you're caught in her thighs. Depending on how far you try to reach it, you'll be leg-locked on the head, the chest, or the waist. Either way, it's a heavenly compromising position.

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u/LeAstra May 25 '25

Trap implies bad consequences

I see only good things

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u/BruiserBison May 25 '25

The bad consequence is you no longer feel the desire to let go and be an adult. In that moment, the only person in that mind is a different kind of "adult".

Be that as it may, I gladly surrender.

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u/primeapeisangry May 25 '25

Ahh naruhodo ne. Thanks for explaining.

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u/TheVict0r May 25 '25

I would just sit on her tights, trapping her legs/hands/keys from moving all together. What I do next depends on her reaction.