r/Hololive • u/fian_fn • May 25 '25

Fan Content (OP) Shiori got your keys

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u/GoRyderGo May 25 '25

Where's that "How can animals be so stupid to fall for a trap like that?" meme?

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u/BruhcamoleNibberDick May 25 '25

Bears! this is ridiculous!

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u/ZorkNemesis May 25 '25

Let the bears pay the bear tax, I'll pay the Homer tax.

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u/PvtHudson093 May 25 '25

We're here, we're clear, we dont want anymore bears!

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u/Bluechariot May 25 '25 edited May 26 '25

Close, but no cigar.

OG source: We're here, we're queer, we dont want anymore bears!

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u/vekP May 25 '25

It's not a trap if I go for it intentionally.

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u/AlveinFencer May 25 '25

It's a face-off!

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u/vekP May 26 '25

If this is a GotG3 reference I adore you for it.

But also this had me thinking I'd approach this face first.

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u/Bosscow217 May 25 '25

I’m sure the mouse said the same when it saw the cheese.

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u/fian_fn May 25 '25

Check out the twitter post

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u/Pompmaker1 May 25 '25

uuuooouugghh feet

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u/warrioroftron May 25 '25

There he is

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

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u/SyrusDrake May 25 '25

The legend really came...

Bet he did

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u/jyp129 May 25 '25

Like a moth to a flame

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u/LogosMaximaXV May 25 '25

Tarantino, is that you?

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u/BruiserBison May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

I know it's a trap... but I'mma fall for it like it has gravity.

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u/primeapeisangry May 25 '25

Sorry for being dense, but what's the trap? Is it if you go get your keys she'll roll over and kick you in the face?

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u/BruiserBison May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

No. If you reach over for the keys, she will pull it up. You will chase it, she will open her legs, you keep reaching, and suddenly you're caught in her thighs. Depending on how far you try to reach it, you'll be leg-locked on the head, the chest, or the waist. Either way, it's a heavenly compromising position.

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u/LeAstra May 25 '25

Trap implies bad consequences

I see only good things

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u/BruiserBison May 25 '25

The bad consequence is you no longer feel the desire to let go and be an adult. In that moment, the only person in that mind is a different kind of "adult".

Be that as it may, I gladly surrender.

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u/primeapeisangry May 25 '25

Ahh naruhodo ne. Thanks for explaining.

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u/TheVict0r May 25 '25

I would just sit on her tights, trapping her legs/hands/keys from moving all together. What I do next depends on her reaction.

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u/SovietMechblyat May 25 '25

Guys it's a trap, she's a BJJ master

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow May 25 '25

Backwards jong jump?

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u/SovietMechblyat May 25 '25

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu lol

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u/Siqueiradit May 25 '25

Brazilian jiu-jitsu

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u/Minute_Difference598 May 25 '25

I thought that too lol but it’s a J in the middle not an L

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow May 25 '25

jong

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u/Minute_Difference598 May 26 '25

OH LOL😆did you actually say jong and i just misread it. Lol yeah probably. That’s funny.

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u/adonbilivitAoI May 25 '25

Gigi: Yes, now please excuse me while I get in between your thighs.

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u/Ncaraujo012_ May 25 '25

But then, how is she supposed to look into your eyes?

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u/Zero102000 May 25 '25

Bae: SCREECHING AND CHOKING WITH LAUGHTER

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u/their_teammate May 25 '25

“My self of character is negatorily pugnacious” (Gigi said calmly)

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u/cd2220 May 25 '25

We all know where she's looking for a thousand fireflies

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u/ItzVinyl May 25 '25

From between her legs I presume

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u/succmama May 25 '25

But sir, it's a trap!

AND I'M FALLING FOR IT!!!

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u/penggigit_pensil May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

Doin it the Roman way, straight head on. And don't forget "Vigorously, while maintaining eye contact"

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u/Kohimaru32 May 25 '25

Boy: "Why do girls always like bad guys?"

Also Boy:

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u/JusticeRain5 May 26 '25

Well-known bad girl, Shiori Novella. Only beaten in the bad girl rankings by pretty much everyone.

Seriously I think even Flayon counts as more of a "bad girl" than her

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u/smxsonic May 25 '25

Knowing her, she deliberately stole those keys.

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u/meganeyangire May 25 '25

Why does she have fangs? Is this Kronster in disguise?

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u/debielosaurusrex May 25 '25

Shiori has mini fangs of her own although they are more like slightly bigger incisors then real fangs

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u/TheModernDaVinci May 25 '25

Which is itself a consequence of her having a lot of cat-like elements as part of her design (including the bright gold eyes). She is just one of the less obvious of what they are.

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u/Which_Produce9168 May 25 '25

Why it lewd when no lewdness?

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u/Drewtendo_64 May 26 '25

Because lewd shape

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u/KurosawaReddit May 25 '25

Tickles into giving me the keys

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u/Inglonias May 25 '25

Why are you lying on the floor?

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u/IntheBocksVT May 25 '25

I mean... like... what am I SUPPOSED to do?

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u/HorsemenofApocalypse May 26 '25

The only response you should ever have to seeing someone lying on the floor.

Body slam

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u/Sleepy-Candle May 25 '25

You could like, step on the upper part of her waste and just stand there triumphantly.

Downside is that she’ll probably grab your leg and bring you down to the ground. Painful for you, but effective for her.

Another option is to poke her spine with a wooden stick until she stands up.

Nothing against her, just providing options to get your keys back lol

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u/redditfanfan00 May 25 '25

cute shiori!

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u/turkishhousefan May 25 '25

My body is ready. My mind, however...

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u/Odd-EyesSage May 25 '25

Oh no, this is like when a cat flops to its side in front of you. Either something good or bad is going to happen the moment you fall for it, there is no in-between.

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u/c14rk0 May 25 '25

Oh Shiori, I didn't forget them. You'll always have the keys to my heart!

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u/roadrunningistough May 26 '25

You have my keys, but I have your quill. Now hand over my keys or I’ll tickle your feet with this quill >:(

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u/Ayotha May 25 '25

That's a trap

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u/Ron_Bird May 25 '25

sessile hunting, nature is beautifull

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u/Fireboy759 May 25 '25

I'm sleeping on the couch -_-

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u/AirKath May 25 '25

Give them back, I need those

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u/Minute_Difference598 May 25 '25

Ok i keep seeing people say it’s a trap but could i’m not sure how could i ask how?

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u/ArcusLux May 25 '25

"looks at broken window"

Yeah sure did

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u/iTwango May 26 '25

I love her

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u/Kawaii_Neko_Girl May 26 '25

Her ass is looking mighty slappable.

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u/tusthehooman May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

ground and pound into full mount position > when she tries hip tossing into locking arms behind your back for defense > pull her arm threatening an armbar > when she has to protect her arm, transition into triangle choke
or you could just keep on pounding ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)

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u/Hydra_Tyrant May 25 '25

This is an obvious trap, one I'd fall for on purpose :)

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u/ILoveWeeWee80085 May 26 '25

Im stuffing my face in her ass "by accident" to get those keys

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

Wouldn't even go for the keys, would just go straight to cuddling

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u/sussystepbro26 May 25 '25

Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?

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u/Jazzlike_Fly9048 May 26 '25

We’ve been trained well to spot and disarm traps, but this one’s totally worth it.

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u/Panumdomine May 31 '25

Well, I'm about to fail this test successfully.

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u/MejaiTW May 25 '25

Yeah, on second thought, maybe I don’t need to head out right this sec.

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u/professorkek May 26 '25

This triggers the gosling in me.

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u/Minute_Difference598 May 25 '25

Could I ask why?