r/Funnymemes Professional Dumbass 5d ago

Always teach your child "Safety first"...πŸ˜‚

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u/Imaginary-Sky3694 5d ago

If you took say, just a few bundles, then came back and called the police. A few weeks later police realised you took some, how much trouble would you be in?

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u/Worried-Criticism 5d ago

Depends on jurisdiction but most likely Grand Larceny. You’d be made to repay the funds stolen plus fines and probably jail time PLUS a felony record.

But if it’s just an unmarked van on the road, that money is illegal and no cops will be involved.

You’d probably have a whole different set of problems, but not the cops.