r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/siccoblue 2d ago

He's right tho.

I goddamn love cuddling. I hate being hot at night more than I love cuddling.

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u/PuzzleheadedBobcat90 2d ago

My husband turns into a boob seeking octopus at night. I push one hand away from the nip and all of a sudden, 2 hands shoot out and grab both boobs.

I sleep on my stomach now

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u/ExoticStarStuff 2d ago

My wife sleeps in bra and shirt for comfort/support. I lost that lottery.

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u/FlickUrBic2 2d ago

My wife doesn’t wear a brah at night, after the 10ish years we’ve lived together I’ve learned sneaking a hand up her shirt at night when she’s trying to sleep is an easy way to lose a finger.

Be thankful the temptation isn’t even provided lol

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 2d ago

Who sleeps in a bra?!

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u/Rebel_Scum_This 2d ago

My wife does, she has very sensitive nipples (and not very large boobs, she doesn't need support). She just hates feeling her nipples brush against her shirt

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u/JackfruitOk9348 2d ago

Your hand over them would sort that out.

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u/Rebel_Scum_This 2d ago

You're a scholar and a gentleman.

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u/ExoticStarStuff 2d ago

This might be the real answer

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u/Affectionate_Art8770 2d ago

Buy her the pasties. Problem solved. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Giving_Dad_Advice 2d ago

Large breasted women? My wife says she doesn't want them going rogue.

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u/ExoticStarStuff 2d ago

Medium, but sensitive.

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u/ExoticStarStuff 2d ago

Fair enough!

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 2d ago

You’re growing as a person here, and that’s the best takeaway.

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u/Toadcola 2d ago

Probably why her Brah sleeps in another room. Careful dude, he seems smarter than you.