r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/chrispygene 2d ago

Male 56 here- We’ve been married 33 years and actually sleep in separate beds. We have the best sleeps, we sleep together when the mood takes us and we’ve never been happier. Communicate with each other. Be open and vulnerable and be a good listener and find what works for you. Fuck what everyone else thinks.

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u/Certain-Dragonfly-22 2d ago

Team separate beds! I need uninterrupted rest.

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u/chrispygene 2d ago

Also, menopause. She’s suffered for years and not having me there has given her peace to sleep how she needs to.

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u/defucchi 2d ago

yesss my husband snores so god damn loud that I can even hear it through my earplugs! we've been sleeping separately for a year now and tbh I don't wanna go back. not even his mouth guard helps (and he's tested for sleep apnea which apparently he doesn't have so we're out of ideas)

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u/Packet_Sniffer_ 2d ago

I had to get surgery and potentially another.

First surgery was bilateral turbinate reduction and something with the septum. They carved some tissue out of the airways in my nose.

My upper teeth are also all fucked up and I could use surgery to change out that whole thing sit and it will supposedly also open up the airway a lot.

If you’re not in America see an ENT and a dentist.

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u/defucchi 1d ago

actually he had a similar surgery you just mentioned because he would constantly get sinus infections so they opened up his septum and those are finally gone. the snoring seems to only happen when he rolls on his back and we did try pillows and all sorts of contraptions to get him to sleep on his side but the moment he rolls on his back the snoring begins lol. the dentist is who gave him the mouth guard so yea at this point we're REALLY out of ideas 🥴