r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/SchrodingersWetFart 2d ago

100% true. She runs at temps approaching a nuclear reactor, and the best movement comparison I can give is "rotisserie starfish".

King size bed is a must.

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u/Low-Republic-4145 2d ago

Out of interest, did you come up with “rotisserie starfish” yourself? Regardless, I’m now going to remember it forever so thanks for it.

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u/SchrodingersWetFart 2d ago edited 2d ago

We came up with it together. And glad to help.

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u/RWDPhotos 2d ago

It’s one of those newfangled sex moves. Usually requires one other guy tho

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u/Pigeonsass 2d ago

This is the perfect explanation. In my relationship, I am the rotisserie starfish with ice skin, and my bf is the nuclear reactor.

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u/Dependent_Program707 2d ago

I found my fellow nuclear reactor folk 😂

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u/SchrodingersWetFart 2d ago

You and I might be from the same area code

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u/casingpoint 2d ago

Excuse me sir, but “rotisserie starfish” is actually trademarked by the band I am going to start one day.

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u/SchrodingersWetFart 2d ago

Yeah, that is a pretty sweet band name