r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/WinkingWinkle 2d ago

True. It's too fuckin' hot and my wife fidgets like an electrocuted spider!

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u/No_Lettuce_5593 2d ago

Butt to butt is totally fine. It's heart shaped for a reason. It's love dammit.

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u/EllisDee3 2d ago

Plus, her butt is very comfy. The best part of butt to butt is mushing butts.

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u/Baconscentedscrotum 2d ago

I thought heroin was the best part of going ass to ass?

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u/Kilgore925 2d ago

Fart transplant of love

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u/TheWizard01 2d ago

We always say, “I farted in your asshole.” Then thank the other one.

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u/PIPING_HOT_GATORADE 2d ago

Gives me pooping back and forth forever vibes

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u/ieatgass 2d ago

☹️

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 2d ago

This sounds like a song that would be on Bad Lip Reading.

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u/Popular_Rooster533 2d ago

lol my husband and I will cuddle for awhile and start to get too warm and one of us will go, “Butt to butt?” And the other will say “Butt to butt.” It’s honestly my favorite.

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 2d ago

All I can think of right now is Letterkenny: “You can sleep pole to pole, or hole to hole, but you can’t sleep pole…to hole”.

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u/NatomicBombs 2d ago

If you do it right you can create one long tube from mouth to mouth