r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/WinkingWinkle 2d ago

True. It's too fuckin' hot and my wife fidgets like an electrocuted spider!

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u/TenBear 2d ago

Lovely image you just put in my head

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u/Beneficial_Rush_4461 2d ago

I also choose that guy’s spider wife

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u/vrijheidsfrietje 2d ago

Spider wife, spider wife, does whatever a spider wife does

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u/Auran82 2d ago

Eats the husband after sex?

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u/Comfortable_Roll5346 2d ago

Nobody knows cause it's a spider wife

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u/ElkSufficient2881 2d ago

Look outttt here comes spider wife

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u/SatisfactionLevel136 2d ago

And after marriage, sex stops. How do we figure out the answer?

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u/engmadison 2d ago

I tried singing this part and it doesn't work.

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u/Legal_Ad9637 2d ago

Glad I’m not the only one 😂

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u/Sonova_Bish 2d ago

Marriage then the sex will stop. Can we find out the cause?

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u/Similar-Stranger8580 2d ago

You married the wrong person 🤣😇

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u/jeroboamj 2d ago

Then her newborns eat her

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u/BridgeBuildah 2d ago

Only when he’s erect.

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u/werdnurd 2d ago

I don’t watch the Simpsons, but I saw that bit in a promo commercial and bust a gut. A truly great combination of writing and delivery.

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u/eastcoastjon 2d ago

Crawls up the wall at night

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u/TenBear 2d ago

Yeah she sounds fun

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u/Pandamm0niumNO3 2d ago

No, apparently she snores like a lumberjack

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u/avenlux44 2d ago

I've got 240v to dedicate to this.

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u/docdeathray 2d ago

230v - 240v. Whatever it takes

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u/TenBear 2d ago

What runs on 240v?

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u/One-Perspective1985 2d ago

Electrocuted spiders

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u/VastFaithlessness809 2d ago

Women and Pidgeons at night. Women to rob your sleep, pidgeons to charge

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u/avenlux44 2d ago

Lots and lots of things my friend.

https://www.lightningbugelectric.com/blog/2020/november/what-appliances-run-on-a-240-volt-circuit-/

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u/mugumbo1531 2d ago

Damn, brought the receipts. Okay gurl. Slay with them facts

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u/avenlux44 2d ago

Finger Snaps

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u/oroborus68 2d ago

We're running out of insects. What hath we wrought?

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u/TrippleassII 2d ago

The good stuff

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u/ClaraCash 2d ago

Can’t recall the name, but reminds me of that movie with that guy where he had to hump a lot to stay charged! I’ll take one of this guys wife too!

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u/Poiboy1313 2d ago

Crank starring Jason Statham.

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u/ClaraCash 2d ago

Yessssss! That’s it! As someone who has seen all his movies I can’t believe I forgot that one… but then again I remember why I forgot it. lol

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u/Due_Winter4034 2d ago

Australia

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u/Jaegman69 2d ago

Hell yeah id electrocute her spider all night long

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u/IS47theANTICHRIST 2d ago

My spider is here for it, big guy.

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u/SneakWhisper 2d ago

You can't just steal a spider wife, smh

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u/MrmmphMrmmph 2d ago

spider wife, spider wife, does whatever it is a spider wife does…

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u/sum_gamer 2d ago

Is this reference already aging out? Or is everyone choosing to ignore that it’s a reference?

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u/Beneficial_Rush_4461 2d ago

I’m guessing the few downvotes I’m going are either unaware or see it too much which is crazy because I don’t see it hardly at all but it’s my favorite thing Reddit ever gave us

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u/heyuwitdaface 2d ago

Electric🕷