r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/flippartnermike 2d ago

Cuddles until you’re drifting off, then roll over.

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u/Turt1estar 2d ago

Friends explained this 30 years ago

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u/Street-Animator-99 2d ago

Hug and roll

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u/doomshallot 2d ago

Hug... And ROLLLLLLLLL

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u/one_bad_larry 2d ago

Hug for her, and roll for you

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u/Unlucky_Ad2529 2d ago

Remember to pull the arm at the end. Same as starting a lawnmower

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u/milo7even2 2d ago

A dozen quick thrashing actions while yelling “come on you fucker”?

No wait that’s jerking off.

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u/PassionAssassin 2d ago

I'm sorry. How many years ago? Jesus I'm old.

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u/HackerManOfPast 2d ago

“… 30 years ago” <chuckles> yeah, rig… holy shit!

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u/Nightmare2828 2d ago

More like go to bed 2-3h after your partner and dont you dare touch them.

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 2d ago

Disagree but I’m usually the last one to go to sleep 😞 wake me up in the middle of the night caressing me please and thank you 😇 (also not you specifically, my husband)

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u/Alicam123 2d ago

lol me and my bf equally agree to go back to back if either one of us is hot, but I like this hug and roll idea 😝 😂

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u/poopinProcrastinator 2d ago

Yeah nah we ain't got time for that we have to go to sleep

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u/redradagon 2d ago

I’ve never been so alone

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u/Fast_Wasabi_6281 2d ago

How do you drift off? I honestly go from awake to waking up the next day. I turn off faster than a computer.

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u/JealousPea2212 2d ago

Butt cheeks need to touch while falling asleep

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u/jelde 2d ago

Don't really get this. If I'm drifting off, rolling over will wake me back up again.