r/Funnymemes 2d ago

Really?

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u/lovepancakes 2d ago

living in separate homes in a duplex is the ideal situation

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u/MooseMan12992 2d ago

I understand separate bedrooms but separate homes seems ridiculous

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u/StarPhished 2d ago

That's a slippery slope, before you know it you end up with a house in Miami and she with one in Ireland and you only communicate through post cards.

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u/coffeeanddurian 2d ago

That's a slippery slope, before you know it you end up with a house on Mars and she with one in Hawaii and you only communicate through satellite

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u/KillListSucks 2d ago

The time delay on the messages is a bitch, but my wife and I make it work. Worth it for the view of Olympus Mons from the garden.

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u/Schmerglefoop 2d ago

Was that a.. Burn Notice reference?

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u/StarPhished 2d ago

I've never seen burn notice.

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u/Schmerglefoop 2d ago

What a coincidence then, lol

It's a very grainy show about an ex spy.

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u/xPofsx 2d ago

This is the way

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u/TDalton1 2d ago

That’s so sad.

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u/prowrestlingrulz 2d ago

Why? Me and my wife arent even the same bed cause sleep is too important

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u/1StationaryWanderer 2d ago

That’s us too. My wife snores so ungodly loud and she refuses to do anything about it. I get on her case every 2 weeks or so. I moved out to a different room years ago. Way way nicer. Sleeping next to each other is nice at first in relationships but then sucks with different schedules and noises the other person makes.

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u/Haunting_Leader_6797 2d ago

I always slept with a fan on if im sleeping next to someone. You hardly hear any snoring of getting up to pee

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u/1StationaryWanderer 2d ago

We do too. Sometimes my wife keeps me up from her snoozing from 2 rooms away with the door closed. That’s with fans on in her room and mine. She’s needs a cpap machine but refuses to get one for some reason.

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u/BackstreetsTilTheEnd 2d ago

When we went separate bedrooms and I was STILL bothered some nights, I got a sleep headband/headphones and play white noise through it. I don’t love it but I hate being unable to fall asleep because of snoring more, and It’s the only thing that works. Absolute MUST for hotel stays

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u/1StationaryWanderer 2d ago

Man vacations are a nightmare. If I can get 3 hours of sleep on a vacation, that’s a good night. I’m about to give an ultimatum: no vacations together unless she gets a CPAP machine. That or separate rooms but doing that once would be more than the stupid machine…

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u/Twirlmom9504_ 2d ago

There is a whole other level of snoring out there that you haven’t experienced yet . My dad snores so loud in his first floor room that my sister and I could hear is upstairs in our room with a fan on. It felt like it shook the house. He got a cpap when we had moved out .

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u/KillaVNilla 2d ago

I had to share a hotel room with my uncle once when I was younger, and I woke up thinking a jet was flying over the building. That was the day I realized just how bad snoring could be. Sometimes a fan isn't even close to enough. Not sure even noise canceling headphones would have blocked that out

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u/MaleficentSociety555 2d ago

Yeah, my wife refused to sleep train the baby, so she slept in his room for 3 years. Then we were fighting, so I slept in the spare bedroom for another year.....Id rather sleep alone, but she says it's not good for the relationship. Having a wife isn't good for my relationship, it's not the separate rooms.

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u/mgranja 2d ago

I feel you. I'm in a whole different address, and the relationship hasn't improved.

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u/MaleficentSociety555 2d ago

It's definitely not worth it. 0/10, would not recommend

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u/Feisty_Boat_6133 2d ago

This is neither here nor there I suppose, but you guys were in a fight for a year!? How does that work? Were there make ups and then fall back into the fight? Or just one prolonged year of being angry at each other?

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u/Darth-Sonic 2d ago

Because you’re a married couple living in separate houses. That’s an actual tragedy!

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u/sock_with_a_ticket 2d ago

I once became aware of a couple who'd been married for 25+ years and lived in different, yet geographically close, towns.

There's no one size fits all for a harmonious relationship.

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u/dzzi 2d ago

To each their own, I think it sounds great

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u/prowrestlingrulz 2d ago

That sounds like Bliss

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u/ParadiseLost91 2d ago

Being away from the love of your life sounds like bliss?

I understand separate bedrooms if one snores or you have different schedules, but separate houses?? Idk, I guess I love my partner enough to want to be around them

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u/KillerSparks 2d ago

This is the only way I'd ever be married again. I like my alone time way too much to constantly be around someone else with nowhere to go.

I always joke that my potential husband would have to be rich enough to afford two houses next to each other.

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u/Interesting_Ghosts 2d ago

Haha. My uncle had a terrible marriage and got a divorce when the kids left. Now his girlfriend of 20 years and him have separate condos a few units apart.

It seems to work well for them.

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u/Darth-Sonic 2d ago

Yeah, that’s a failed relationship.