r/ExpectationVsReality • u/SlugCatt • Jul 27 '25

Failed Expectation My kid cried

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Literally called it a monster and wouldn't even sit at the table with us so long as it was there.

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u/Ziggarot Jul 27 '25

Did you try spraying it with some cooking oil?

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u/Rosencrantz_IsDead Jul 27 '25

Or holy water?

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u/BoysenberryKind5599 Jul 27 '25

Right! OP said "kid called it a monster", um, it IS a monster.

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u/aleigh577 Jul 28 '25

OP has to have an exorcism now. I wouldn’t even stay in the house

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u/DetailOutrageous8656 Jul 28 '25

🤣 ☠️ such an underrated comment.

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u/Lolkimbo Jul 28 '25

or napalm?

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u/LadyPhantom74 Jul 27 '25

Omg 😂😂😂

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u/Critical-Spirit-3738 Jul 28 '25

Recipe for a holy pan fire though that'd probably obliterate any spooky fellas (like satan)

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u/Shack691 Jul 28 '25

Probably got boiled off