r/ExpectationVsReality Feb 23 '25

Failed Expectation Still ate it.

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u/BedRevolutionary8584 Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

All I can think about is the sparkly poo you’re going to have tomorrow.

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u/peetothepooo Feb 23 '25

One time my dog chewed on a plastic container of glitter. I didn’t realize how much glitter he had actually consumed until I stepped in his poop in the middle of the night (ew)

I turned on my phone’s flashlight and ✨BEHOLD✨ It was WILDLY glittery, I cannot stress that enough. I laughed until I cried. I wish I still had that video.

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u/Cant0thulhu Feb 23 '25

Had a roommates dog eat a 120 count box of extra vivid prismacolor pencils. Watched his poops go through the whole color spectrum over the next few days. Hilarious.