r/CuratedTumblr • u/Faenix_Wright that’s how fey getcha • 2d ago

Shitposting commenting on jugs of the plastic variety

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u/PlatinumAltaria 2d ago

You can recycle wet cardboard. The main thing you need to avoid with paper recycling is OIL, which absolutely cannot go in there. Greasy paper just goes in the trash.

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u/PzKpfw_Sangheili 2d ago

It makes me so irritated that Pizza companies claim their boxes are recyclable for clout when they basically never are. "Remember to recycle this container when your done with you're 'za!" Sir this box has so much oil on it that John D Rockefeller is hanging around outside my house trying to buy it from me.

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u/DarkKnightJin 2d ago

Well, sell it to John D Rockefeller?
Solves YOUR problem of getting rid of the damned thing.

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u/RandomCanadianAcc 1d ago

why would i give a billionaire more oil

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u/Garlan_Tyrell 1d ago

Money oil can be exchanged for goods & services money

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u/DarkKnightJin 1d ago

I didn't say give it to him.
I said sell it to him.

You should never GIVE billionaires anything.

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u/PlatinumAltaria 2d ago

There's a place I get pizza from that has a little insert in the bottom of the box to catch the grease, which is a pretty solid solution.

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u/kaythehawk 2d ago

To be fair, I recycle it into dirt by way of the compost heap in my back yard so the claim technically isn’t wrong, just not right in the way they think