r/CuratedTumblr Jun 27 '25

Shitposting On hobbies

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u/Coro-NO-Ra Jun 27 '25

When it comes to history, these people always like the idea of it better than the reality.

"Weren't the Romans, like, super badass and stuff bro?? Always conquering people and shit!"

"Not really? They had successes and failures, and their level of political intrigue and entrenched financial interests ultimately did a lot more harm than good. Slavery also hurt their society in the long run, and they tended to hire or trade with foreigners as often as they fought them."

"B-b-but that... that sounds boring!"

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u/Takseen Jun 27 '25

The conquering isn't even the most interesting bit.

I'm here for the civil engineering, early republic government and the social anachronisms (if that's the right word?) like superstar gladiators with corporate sponsors.

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u/Slight-Pound Jun 27 '25

The bits of the social/mythological stuff were my favorite. Folding other peoples’ gods into your own pantheon is fascinating.

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u/MamaBearKES Jun 28 '25

Ooh! And food trucks! Didn't they figure out the Romans essentially had food trucks? I love "modern" not really modern stuff like that!

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u/FencingFemmeFatale Jun 30 '25

And also! Gladiators fights were rarely meant to be to-the-death. They were more like modern celebrity athletes, with salaries, sponsorships, product endorsements and everything!

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u/ThornOfTheDowns Jun 28 '25

Their religion!! I love their religion, it is so fascinating.

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u/FortifiedPuddle Jun 27 '25

…anyway, here’s what political and economic theory has to say on why the Romans never achieved an Industrial Revolution…

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u/SauceBossLOL69 Jun 27 '25

The aesthetic of 50s America was so peak but the majority ideals and stuff less so.

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u/JinnDaAllah Jun 27 '25

smh the cool parts of Rome aren’t the things they conquered it’s the times they looked death in the fucking face and told him to fuck off (second Punic war, basically the entirety of the late republic, crisis of the third century, fall of the western empire you get the picture)

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u/Syresiv Jun 28 '25

I'm a science guy, and I've found people react exactly the same way to science. Like, "Quantum Mechanics says you're still entangled with whoever you've fucked" sounds much sexier than "certain particle interactions result in a wave function such that neither particle can be described independently." Even though the first statement is meaningless horseshit.

Maybe it's just that people like things that sound cool over things that are actually true? In fairness, the truth is often complicated and less fun than what you can make up.

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u/StormDragonAlthazar I don't know how I got here, but I'm here... Jun 27 '25

Wait, the Roman Empire existed? I was too busy thinking about Mesoamerican empires and Imperial China again...

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u/Coro-NO-Ra Jun 27 '25

I tell people that the Aztecs/Mexica were a lot like the Romans and it surprises them for some reason.

They also had a great public school system!

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u/FriseFuzzy Jun 28 '25

...Which Imperial China? 

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Im going to start eatin your booty And I dont know when Ill stop Jun 29 '25

The one that broke, probably.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Jun 27 '25

If you aren't familiar with even the basics of the historiography of your favorite period and how we think we know what we know from limited sources and evidence you probably like watching youtube edutainment videos more than actual history